[Brother Temperance]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

I think we should stop polluting the earth.
The scientists you talk about want to block al the sunlight, but that's bad for all living creatures because then the air is toxic.

Where does the Bible support any of this, friend?

[Peter]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

BUT, some radical scientists think we can make the earth cooler with MORE pollution

I think we should stop polluting the earth.
The scientists you talk about want to block al the sunlight, but that's bad for all living creatures because then the air is toxic.

[Brother V]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

It will cool again if we do something about the air pollution.

BUT, some radical scientists think we can make the earth cooler with MORE pollution

There's the artificial "volcano" that shoots gigatons of sulfur high into the air, the space "sunshade" made of trillions of little reflectors between Earth and sun that would slightly lower the planet's temperature, the forest of ugly artificial "trees" that would suck carbon dioxide out of the air and the "Geritol solution" in which iron dust is dumped into the ocean.

http://www.latimes.com/business/printedition/la-fi-climate20mar20,1,3410457.story

So is global warming caused by pollution, or perhaps, cured by it?

V

[Brother John]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

It will cool again if we do something about the air pollution.

On the contrary, the decreased amount of fine particles in the air will no longer reflect sunlight. It's called global dimming.

[Peter]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Global Warming was disproved a long time ago. Secular scientists even admit that the Earth goes through natural cycles of warming and cooling. Man had nothing to do with it. The Earth should begin to cool again by 2010.

It will cool again if we do something about the air pollution.

[Daniel]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Global Warming was disproved a long time ago. Secular scientists even admit that the Earth goes through natural cycles of warming and cooling. Man had nothing to do with it. The Earth should begin to cool again by 2010.

[Dukie]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

a hybrid hummer? oh my! we aren't slaughtering thousands of iraqi's in the loving name of christ to conserve gas.. i certainly hope that fails.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Of course, a Christian gal like me doesn't understand science (unless it has to do with baking). But my big big concern is how this global warming stuff might lower the resale value of my Hummer H2. I was hoping to get a new one as soon as I get my bonus check. Should I wait to trade it in or just go for it?

PS What are the chances I could sue Al Gore for falsely lowering the value of my Hummer?

You're in luck, Mother Glynndie!

Today, GM announced the new Hummer Hybrid! I received this email today (I'm on their email list for Hummer announcements):

Over the past few months, General Motors has received many emails, letters, and telephone calls from concerned customers like you. Some, having watched Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth, are concerned about releasing too much CO2 into the atmosphere. Others expressed fears that disruptions in the oil supply could wreak havoc with your long-distance vacationing plans. Finally, some noted that the resale values of Hummers were falling off, as Americans move toward more fuel-efficient vehicles.

We at GM have heard your concerns, and are proud to announce the new H4: Hummer Hybrid.

Built primarily of aluminum alloys instead of steel, the far lighter Hummer H4 is sized just like the H2, with all the power and luxury features GM customers expect and deserve in a paramilitary vehicle. Being so massive, the loss of a tiny amount of the cavernous trunk to batteries seems a small sacrifice when you know you're helping the environment and simultaneously ensuring a high resale value. As if you'll ever want to part with it!

The new H4 uses gasoline, E85, pure ethanol, OR biodiesel! The ultimate flex-fuel vehicle, this baby will never leave you stranded in case of a shortage or riot. Just toss whatever's handy -- cheap booze, a McDonald's Supersized Happy Meal, or a couple of large lesbians (all easily found at the forefront of any looting or rioting action) -- into the on-board Bio-Diesel extractor, and you're good to go!

Thanks to regenerative braking, solar panels across the entire exterior, and its light weight, the new Hummer Hybrid achieves a mindbending 12 miles per gallon -- DOUBLE the fuel efficiency of the regular H2!

We at GM know that you will be eager to test drive a Hummer Hybrid, and look forward to seeing you at our invitation-only Hummer Hybrid "Hummerpalooza" this Saturday, March 17! [dealer details clipped]

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Of course, a Christian gal like me doesn't understand science (unless it has to do with baking). But my big big concern is how this global warming stuff might lower the resale value of my Hummer H2. I was hoping to get a new one as soon as I get my bonus check. Should I wait to trade it in or just go for it?

PS What are the chances I could sue Al Gore for falsely lowering the value of my Hummer?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

How do u explain the bit about the Earth being 4.5 Billion years old - show me the proof from your babble if you have the gonards!

What on earth do you mean? The earth isn't 4.5 billion years old, so there's no way we could prove that, with God's word or anything else. Next you'll be asking us for Biblical proof that the sky is green, grass is blue, and Democrats are trustworthy!

[Lady Sorrow]

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According to the discredited loser demoncrat Al Gore, we are all going to die any day now because Greenland is melting. (I wonder why God named it "Greenland" if He wanted it covered in ice?)

Now a tinfoil hat wearing cannuck is taking it even further down the road of idiocy. THIS is just another example of how much the tree-huggers hate Jesus.



First they force gay marriage on everyone, now this. Will the depravity of cannuckistan never cease?

For sure it will not cease, Pastor Ezekiel. Not until all the heathens in Canuckistan are properly rounded up and.....umm....taken care of. Yeah. That's it. Properly taken care of.

We can only hope that the Godly Prime Minister Harper will make some much needed change in the dreadfully heathen-filled Canuckistan.

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

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How do u explain the bit about the Earth being 4.5 Billion years old - show me the proof from your babble if you have the gonards!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Now we're talking. THIS group of Brits has uncovered the lies being spread by Al Gore and his band of drug-crazed tree huggers. They've made a documentary to counter that joo-financed rubbish being spread around by the demoncrats.

God works in mysterious ways.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

There are two verses in the Holy Bible that address this "global warming" hogwash quite directly. I'd like to share them with you here.

Psalm 24:1 The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.
24:2 For he hath founded it upon the seas, and established it upon the floods.

Genesis 8:22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

Both of these verses are very clear; God owns the earth and is responsible for everything on it. As long as God withholds His hand from utterly destroying the earth, He promises us that all of the seasons shall remain intact.

Now who are you going to trust? God Almighty, or that pathological and notorious liar Al Gore?

The fact is, it's all phony baloney. The fluctuation of temperature is real, and the temperatures have risen somewhat the last few years…. This is cyclical and has been since God created the earth.

Now how long will the earth remain? It will remain until the new heavens and the new earth come. And that won't happen until, well, over in the last two chapters of the Bible--after the tribulation, after the thousand-year reign of Christ, then new heavens and new earth. Why? Because the former things are passed away. The earth will go up in dissolution from severe heat. The environmentalists will be really shook up then, because God is going to blow it all away, and bring down new heavens and new earth. We know all this for a fact. GLORY!!

In recent years since Al Gore "invented the Internets" and then accelerated global warming, our world has been in turmoil.

The promoters of this alarmism include the United Nations, which is no friend of the U.S. or Jesus, liebral politicians, radical environmentalists, false Christians, Hellywood and pseudo-scientists.

That Al Gore is about as much a scientist as I am.

Rest easy Brothers in Christ. No True Christian™ has anything to worry about, outside of how rare our porterhouse steaks should be barbecued by our wives/servants tonight.

[Peter]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

The continent of Antarctica (South pole) contains approximately 90% of the world's ice and 68% of its water. The weight of all the ice (and snow) has actually submerged the continent about 2,000 feet below sea level. Very little snow actually falls in the Antarctic. The annual precipitation is so low it could be considered the world's largest desert.

The summertime high temperatures in Antarctica average around -70 degrees F. There is going to have to be one hell of a "global warming" for any of this ice to melt. With the increasing number of sinners coming to this board refusing to be saved we are well on our way.

We are eternally grateful that our Godly President GWB refused to sign the Kyoto treaty that was designed to impoverish every American. Glory!

What kind of schools do they have in France? Are people like you allowed to vote?

There are other places on earth that are also covered in ice.