[OnYourKnees]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

It's like talking to a machine! Okay, first I was going to make this a gimmick account, but I really cannot believe there is a league of people so commited to Christ InsanityChristianity. For this I commend you.

So you commend those who insult our Lord and Savior?

Really, now. We've been nothing but polite to you, and yet you praise our enemies! What manner of behavior is that for a guest?!

As you would see, if you were to read more thoroughly the threads here, we only intend to share the Truth. Granted, we are frequently attacked by potty-mouthed juveniles who only wish to shock or disgust us with their idiocy; but we try to bring them into serious discussions.

Perhaps you'd like to learn a bit about Biblical Truth?

I suggest www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html . There are many Bible quizzes there. Each is only ten questions, multiple choice, and the full answers and explanations are given at the end, citations and all.

Each quiz is on an exciting subject! Please have a look and let us know what you think.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Global warming is a serious problem, perhaps you should make an attempt to preserve the world's beauty for your children.

Son, the earth has been warmer and colder in the past than it is today. I could easily claim that last summer was the coldest it has been at some point in the last 6,000 years and be very close to the truth. All this happened before any alleged human caused "global warming" occurred. Your only choice is to place your future, and that of your children, into the hands of the Lord.

Did Al Gore die on the cross for your sins? Did Al Gore provide the Testaments and the Gospels? Can Al Gore make the sun spots go away and slow down the nuclear fusion reactions on the sun? Al Gore lives in a 20-room mansion, takes private jets and inhales helium. Far from being the Messiah, Al Gore is a Hypocrite.

[Kindagodly]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

I can only assume you're commenting on the nonsense some people post here, saying that God isn't real, and that Homers can be Christian, and that women can be ministers.

Yes, that's all nonsense.

We are here simply to tell the Truth about God and Jesus. As our source we use the Complete and Perfect Word of God, the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

If you believe any of our comments are in error, we more than welcome a debate on any Scripture.

It's like talking to a machine! Okay, first I was going to make this a gimmick account, but I really cannot believe there is a league of people so commited to Christ Insanity. For this I commend you.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Honestly, do you just stay on this website all day thinking up satirical cracks making fun of the Christian Right?

I can only assume you're commenting on the nonsense some people post here, saying that God isn't real, and that Homers can be Christian, and that women can be ministers.

Yes, that's all nonsense.

We are here simply to tell the Truth about God and Jesus. As our source we use the Complete and Perfect Word of God, the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

If you believe any of our comments are in error, we more than welcome a debate on any Scripture.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Honestly, do you just stay on this website all day thinking up satirical cracks making fun of the Christian Right?

What, the unsaved scum? Yes, go figure.

[Deaner]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Honestly, do you just stay on this website all day thinking up satirical cracks making fun of the Christian Right?

No. We're on here all day, 24/7, 365 days a year protecting the inheritance of Sweet Baby Jesus and His favorite church, Landover Baptist. What are you doing here? Are the homer porn sites down?

[Kindagodly]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Honestly, do you just stay on this website all day thinking up satirical cracks making fun of the Christian Right?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Global warming is a serious problem, perhaps you should make an attempt to preserve the world's beauty for your children.

Friend,

Christ is about to return. If you are unsaved the world's beauty will mean nothing when Jesus' guts you with His terrible swift sword and leaves you to be eaten alive by the carrion birds. As for us saved Jesus will just make everything better.

[Kindagodly]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Global warming is a serious problem, perhaps you should make an attempt to preserve the world's beauty for your children.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

I'm here to debate. Scientists do research and that's how they know the universe began with the big bang. I don't believe the bible, because the bible is many times proven wrong.
btw: God doesn't exist, it's just a story someone made up. Long ago there was no science to prove certain things, so people made up something and then said that they knew the answer. After that science proved that there is no god.

OK, what happened before this Big Bang?

And when did your religion, Science, prove that there is no God? References please.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

I'm here to debate.

Well friend, this is the place for it! I am certainly up for a nice, juicy debate. Now, I will take God's side. Which side do you want?

Scientists do research and that's how they know the universe began with the big bang.

Peter, I am a scientist, and I know for a fact that the Big Bang was just another empty "theory" that secular "scientists" came up with to attempt to justify their belief that there is no God. How immature is that! And honestly, it sounds like a three year old who's just had his mother walk in on him making a mess in his room and saying "uhhh it just went BANG and everything showed up!" Honestly, what person with even the most basic logical functions can buy this. It's absurd! Not to mention that it's not backed up by even a shred of proof! Not one! No one has seen the Big Bang, and no one ever will because it never happened.

I don't believe the bible, because the bible is many times proven wrong.

Now hang on there friend. Is this how you purport to debate: coming in here, denying everything that our world is founded upon, and walking away? That is immature and certainly not in the spirit of good debate. If you can show any of us here where the Bible has been proven wrong, we will certainly be all ears. But unfortunately, despite all the attacks that have been leveled against it over the past 2,000 years, God's Word is the only thing that has remained constant in this world.

btw: God doesn't exist it's just a story someone made up. Long ago there was no science to prove certain things, so people made up something and then said that they knew the answer.

Let me as you this friend. What are you basing this on? The "theory" you came up with after you blew a few lines in the bathroom? Do you have anything to support this? At all? I have the Word of God saying that you're wrong, so I hope you have something more concrete than that!

After that science proved that there is no god.

I am disappointed in you, Peter. You come here purporting to want to debate, and this is all you can offer? Just tired drivel that has been refuted time and time and time again. It gets tiring. I really had hope that you would be at least an honest debater, one worthy of spending time on. I am just thankful that I came across you before our Master Debater happened along. I suggest you do some research and stop spouting off these lies that you've heard. Don't just be a tool for the System that would have you lie to try to prove that Jesus doesn't exist. Use the abilities God gave you, and turn to the Bible for answers. You'll find absolute answers there, not these "theories" that scientists try to pass off as reality. Even Einstein, the smartest jew that I know of, admitted that nothing that he had ever done was absolute. Turn to Jesus, the only Absolute in the Universe

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

I'm here to debate. Scientists do research and that's how they know the universe began with the big bang. I don't believe the bible, because the bible is many times proven wrong.

That is quite an assertion friend. Please show us were you think The Bible is wrong so that we can clear this up with you.

[Peter]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Why are you even here? You come to God's favourite forum to tells us that what we believe isn't even true? You're just jealous because you have no idea what the nature of the universe is. To "How did it begin?" science answers "Probably by accident,". To "How will it end?" science answers "Probably by accident,". I don't know about you, but the accidental life just isn't worth living.

I'm here to debate. Scientists do research and that's how they know the universe began with the big bang. I don't believe the bible, because the bible is many times proven wrong.
btw: God doesn't exist, it's just a story someone made up. Long ago there was no science to prove certain things, so people made up something and then said that they knew the answer. After that science proved that there is no god.

[Daniel]

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Nowhere, but it isn't because the bible doesn't mention it that it isn't true.

Why are you even here? You come to God's favourite forum to tells us that what we believe isn't even true? You're just jealous because you have no idea what the nature of the universe is. To "How did it begin?" science answers "Probably by accident,". To "How will it end?" science answers "Probably by accident,". I don't know about you, but the accidental life just isn't worth living.

[Peter]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

Where does the Bible support any of this, friend?

Nowhere, but it isn't because the bible doesn't mention it that it isn't true.