Scientists offer "proof" of evolution!!

[OnYourKnees]

Yes, indeed! The world's greatest scientists have gathered together, and offer us this brief, yet detailed account of evolution of life on earth.

Truly, the Evilutionists' dark master, Satan, must be quite pleased with them.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Scientists offer "proof" of evolution!!

You know, when I first saw this link, my heart skipped a beat -- I thought that perhaps, at long last, the evolutionists had finally had a monkey give birth to a human, the only true proof of evolution. But no, instead we get a cartoon as proof!

This is pathetic. Evolutionists are the first ones to cry about "proof", but as soon as you turn the tables on them, they back up and start yammering about "millions of billions of years ago", and there were no witnesses. But we have to believe them, they're scientists. Then you show them the manual written by the One who Created it all, and they blab about how "oh prove that He was there". It's just silly, is what it is. If He didn't exist, would He have recorded how He made it?! But nooooooo, we're supposed to believe a scientist when he tells us that billions of years ago, nothing exploded into something, but no one saw it and never will. But it definitely happened. Sure, pal.

Sorry, I get carried away when this topic comes up. I have strong feelings about Truth and Honesty, and this just boils my potatoes.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Scientists offer "proof" of evolution!!

The whole theory of evolution is filled with logical gaps wide enough for Wilt Chamberlain to fornicate with them. So a bunch of rocks got struck by lightning and BAM! there were monkeys, which then evoluted into humans and suddenly we were landing on the Moon... so, what did the rocks evolute from? How about the lightning? When faced with these important questions, the typical scientist will tell you that "we're working on it," or fidget nervously before developing a conveniently timed case of diarrhea.

Nothing takes more "faith" that believing in evolution.