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  • The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

    Haha! You probably thought this would be some papist nonsense

    Actually water is Holy and Godly, but not because of any ring kisser. Water is intrinsically holy because God made it that way! Lets take a look:

    --Water is a universal solvent. It acts as an acid, a base, AND an organic solvent. This means it cleans, it dissolves minerals for plants and animals to digest (and get rid of waste), it absorbs oxygen for fish to breathe, it captures dust to make it rain, and it acts as a pH buffer in the blood stream. How many other substances can do that? Exactly zero.

    --As water cools, it contracts (until about 40F). This means that during the winter, cooler dense water sinks and carries with it fresh oxygen for the deep dwelling fish. It also forces up warmer depleted water that contains toxins from decay that can get purged into the atmosphere.

    --As water gets even colder (from 40F and lower) it begins to expand again as it turns into ice! This is truly amazing, because if ice contracted, then it would sink to the bottom. And there it would accumulate, forever isolated from the sun. The oceans and lakes would all freeze, with only a thin surface of liquid water during the warm months, and clearly life could not exist like that. How many other naturally occurring substances expand when cooling and changing into a solid? Again, exactly zero.

    --Water has a very high surface tension, or “skin”. This is the reason that insects and small animals can walk across it. (People can too, but that’s a different lesson for another time.) This is also the property that causes capillary action. What that means is that water can pull itself around by itself. Without this property, plants could not draw up water into their leaves. This is also another reason why rocks spit from boulders and get turned back into soil (coupled with ice expansion). And guess what? Water (and water solutions) has the highest surface tension of all common liquids, except mercury (and that’s a freak metal).

    --Water has a unique melting and boiling point. That means that we see water in all three states (solid, liquid, and gas) within the temperature range of life. And we need all three phases for life. Leave any phase out, and life couldn’t exist. And there isn’t another natural solvent in existence with a range that tight.

    So what do we make of this? Are we simply really, really lucky that the Universe just happened to have one and only one chemical that possesses each and every one of this properties? That’s what the atheists are reduced to. But as a True Christian ™, I have a better answer
    Genesis 1:
    2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
    And that is just one of the 636 references of water in the KJV1611. God shows us His greatness over and over in the seemingly humble substance that we so often take for granted, called water.
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    Re: The True Christian ™ perspective on Holy Water

    I like water as much as the next guy. The next greatest liquid would be beer, wouldn't you agree?
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      Re: The True Christian ™ perspective on Holy Water

      Great perspective, Dr. G.
      Yes, I admit I thought this thread was started by a papist that you were rebuking.
      You got me there.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        Re: The True Christian ™ perspective on Holy Water

        Wow! You Creation Scientists are really smart! I'd like to ask you to come and give a lecture on Biblical water to our Sunday Bible School class sometime, professor. I'm sure our kindergartners could benefit from this wisdom.
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          Re: The True Christian ™ perspective on Holy Water

          I would go so far as to say, that 'Holy' water is actually 'defiled' water. Damn those Catholics in even being able to screw up water !!
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            Re: The True Christian ™ perspective on Holy Water

            That's a great chemistry lesson. Usually I stay away from science, but I admit that was very interesting and excellent proof of intelligent design.
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              Re: The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

              This is even more proof that Al Gore is a fool. If the polar ice caps melt (and most of the ice is underwater) then the ice will contract – proof that the ocean will not flood our shores. Al Gore should have more faith in God.
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                Re: The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                This is even more proof that Al Gore is a fool. If the polar ice caps melt (and most of the ice is underwater) then the ice will contract – proof that the ocean will not flood our shores. Al Gore should have more faith in God.
                Indeed! When you have a glass of icewater with ice peeking over the top, and it all melts, it all stays in the glass and doesn't overflow. Melting ice does raise water levels.

                And also, who is Al Gore to call God a liar? Genesis 9 says:
                14And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
                15And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
                Claims of a new global flood are simply another way to try to discredit True Christianity ™. People can try to lawyer it and say that "all living flesh wouldn't be killed cause we have submarines" or whatever, but I think God's intent is clear -- He has retired from the Global flooding business. It is fire and brimstone now, pestilence and war, and stars called wormwood falling from the sky. God is perfect about keeping His promises, even when homers hijack something precious like His gift of the rainbow.
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                Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                Romans 1:20
                For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                2 Timothy 2:15
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                  Re: The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

                  Well said Doctor. God really outdid Himself when he created H2O. And remember, we breath Oxygen and Hydrogen is used for the thermonuclear weapons that keep America safe from terrorists! All of God's elements seem to have multiple purposes. He is certainly an intelligent designer.
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                  • #10
                    Re: The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

                    Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
                    Indeed! When you have a glass of icewater with ice peeking over the top, and it all melts, it all stays in the glass and doesn't overflow. Melting ice does raise water levels.
                    Can you please clarify these two statements which seem to contradict each other?
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                      Re: The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Can you please clarify these two statements which seem to contradict each other?
                      Typo "Melting ice doesn't raise water levels". Good catch.
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                      Proverbs 27:17
                      Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                      Romans 1:20
                      For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                      2 Timothy 2:15
                      Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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                        Re: The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

                        Brother David,
                        You know I love you in the Lord (not in a gay homer way) and all, but for me, all this science is just so much horsefeathers. Why don't we do a topical study of what the King James Bible says about water? That way, we'd know the total truth about it with nothing else to be learned. In fact, that could even go here in Creation Science.

                        In Christ,
                        Warren

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                          Re: The True Christian™ perspective on Holy Water

                          Originally posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe View Post
                          Brother David,
                          You know I love you in the Lord (not in a gay homer way) and all, but for me, all this science is just so much horsefeathers. Why don't we do a topical study of what the King James Bible says about water? That way, we'd know the total truth about it with nothing else to be learned. In fact, that could even go here in Creation Science.

                          In Christ,
                          Warren
                          That's a fantastic idea! With over 630 references to water in the KJV1611, the would never be a shortage of topics
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                          Proverbs 27:17
                          Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                          Romans 1:20
                          For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                          2 Timothy 2:15
                          Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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