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  • neslepaks
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2007
    • 5

    #1

    Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

    http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Basic..._from_hell.htm click on the link and download audio clip. Its kind of creepy.





    The following article appeared in the well respected Finland newspaper, Ammenusastia:
    "As a communist I don’t believe in Heaven or the Bible; but as a scientist I now believe in Hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!"

    Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."

    "We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

    "But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

    Sorry, boyo, but that urban legend has been floating around the net for a loooooooong time.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • neslepaks
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Apr 2007
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Sorry, boyo, but that urban legend has been floating around the net for a loooooooong time.
      Your eyes are making me dizzy

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Sorry, boyo, but that urban legend has been floating around the net for a loooooooong time.
        So when our sources have been around for a while, that makes them less reliable, but when your sources have been around for a while, that makes them "ancient wisdom"? Typical liberal hypocrisy. And if you think that documented evidence of Hell has been floating around the net for a long time, bear in mind that it's nothing compared to the length of time you'll be floating around in the Lake of Fire!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • SinisterPizza
          Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
          Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 273

          #5
          Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

          Even now that my computer miraculously has sound again, the "sounds of hell" still refuse to work That's too bad, because I'd really like to hear it.

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
            That's too bad, because I'd really like to hear it.
            It won't be long friend. Unless you turn your life over to Jesus and stop smoking reefer and coddling homers up in canada, your fate is sealed.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
              Even now that my computer miraculously has sound again, the "sounds of hell" still refuse to work That's too bad, because I'd really like to hear it.
              Well, keep living your degenerate, perverted, immoral lifestyle. You'll not only get to hear the sounds of hell clearly, you also get to participate in them.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • SinisterPizza
                Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2007
                • 273

                #8
                Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

                Knew you'd say that

                I was wondering if there's any other place that they'd be found, on youtube or limewire, perhaps?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

                  Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                  Knew you'd say that

                  I was wondering if there's any other place that they'd be found, on youtube or limewire, perhaps?
                  Does your mother still wipe your behind? We are here to spread the love of Jesus' temporary suffering and death which Saved© Mankind. Do we need to instruct you on how to use the search function on your computer?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • SinisterPizza
                    Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                    Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 273

                    #10
                    Re: Wonder what hell is like? ill take u there

                    I was only asking if you knew. And I found it on youtube just now anyways http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6h2dZ51iy8
                    There's a man's voice in with the screaming too, saying something, and then laughing. Satan, perhaps?

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