Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

If evolution were an urban myth, you'd still be swinging from trees, Zekey. Then again, you probably still do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Yeuchhh, evolution gone wrong. It needs to aim for two next time.

Evolution is an urban myth. Why don't you just admit that this monstrosity is just another example of one of your spells gone wrong.

There is nothing more dangerous than a drunk witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Yeuchhh, evolution gone wrong. It needs to aim for two next time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

This creature is a product of natural selection. Whether it survives or not was up to it's ability to pass it's DNA along. Obviously an evolutionary dead end.

Please show me which Scripture in the Holy KJV Bible that mentions "DNA."

I maintain it's just another alphabet soup lie made up by Darwinista hatemongers. Go peddle your lies elsewhere, monkeyboy.

[John Scopes]

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This creature is a product of natural selection. Whether it survives or not was up to it's ability to pass it's DNA along. Obviously an evolutionary dead end.

[Jared H. Price]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Praise the Lord!

You can't be bitten
by what God has smitten.

Amen!

[JennyD]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

That's par for the course over in the slope countries. I've seen worse than that on the lunch menu at the Tokyo Hilton.

Maybe now you people will stop being so niggardly about my Pastoral expense account. I have to bring my personal chef and a stock of fresh American food with me whenever I travel to the ornamental countries on missionary work. What if I got stranded over there and had to eat snail brains or something? Get real people!

I'd heard snake legs were quite the delicacy over there, Pastor.

[Petal]

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that chinee snake look like it tryings to flip the birdie it plain bad manners

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

That's par for the course over in the slope countries. I've seen worse than that on the lunch menu at the Tokyo Hilton.

Maybe now you people will stop being so niggardly about my Pastoral expense account. I have to bring my personal chef and a stock of fresh American food with me whenever I travel to the ornamental countries on missionary work. What if I got stranded over there and had to eat snail brains or something? Get real people!

Yeah, I remember one of those missionary trips back in September '03. We stayed at the Zoo-something International Conference Centre Hotel, if memory serves me right. I know you remember that one. It was my first time in Japland when we went out to eat after a long day of preaching to the hotel's patrons. What a rip off. They didn't have chairs to sit on and the food was raw. They expected us to pay full price for food that I cooked myself. I was outraged. To add insult to injury I go to get a jalapeno popper and as I bite into it I was overcome with disgust!!! I dropped the wretched thing from my mouth which now tasted like fish diahrea. That crap got hot on the heat tray it feel on and stunk the whole place up although I think those filthy japs were used to it because it smelled like geisha's choo-choo. What kind of sick bastards collect that green goo that any normal person would discard when cleaning fish, bread it and then serve it to a human being?!?!?! I could have died!!!

Sorry, I know this is off topic but I've never forgiven those slants for that one. It still angers me to this day. That bomb dropped on Hiroshima was probably Jesus pre-punishing those nips for the offense I suffered that night. So it's no surprise that in Japland satan and his serpents have gathered enough demonic energy to try and reverse God's punishment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

That's par for the course over in the slope countries. I've seen worse than that on the lunch menu at the Tokyo Hilton.

Maybe now you people will stop being so niggardly about my Pastoral expense account. I have to bring my personal chef and a stock of fresh American food with me whenever I travel to the ornamental countries on missionary work. What if I got stranded over there and had to eat snail brains or something? Get real people!

[SUV]

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Reverend, this poor beast is so messed-up I can't tell its foot from it's hoo-hoo. And isn't that like a tapeworm's scolex over on the left?

Satan's been working overtime. Or perhaps he's enlisted the help of one PATRICK SWAYZE, recently come down to the nether-regions

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

As we all know, before Eve ate the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, snakes had legs. God banished them to crawl in the dust on their bellies forever.

One smart-alecky snake has tried to circumvent God's decree!



This Chinese snake has sprouted a single, clawed foot!

Duan Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.


Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.

Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other.