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France Charges Scientists with Terrorism!
Surprise, surprise surprise, Sergeant Carter: George W. Bush was right all along. Color me tickled shocked!
Here is a link to the article.
I have a few observations, as a man in the field (although in the religious part of the field, where the real work is done, not the so-called "secular side" where they make things up without even checking the Bible first).
First: How embarrassing is it for a so-called "smart" person to get caught by the "French authorities"? Isn't that like getting tackled in a football game by the female 'tard on the sideline? I hope they put Clouseau on the case
Second: This is validation for us conservatives who have been making this call for years! Scientists are trying to destroy the globe, and not to bring Jesus back like George was doing. I know our lovable-yet-liberal neighbors over at Rapture Ready were also loud about this: the Hadron collider, even though most people don't know what it does or how it does it, is a plot to destroy the globe in a giant black hole. Maybe the newspapers will start picking up our serious warnings soon. We were right about the Hadron collider being a part of a terrorist plot to blow up everything, maybe they'll start believing us about Jesus coming back any day now, that Obama was born in Kenya, bats are birds, shellfish are illegal and that donkeys can talk.
I expect the textbooks to be changed accordingly within the year.
Third: this is probably what will usher in the apocalypse. I know we've had our theories before, but I have a feeling about this one. What better way to shock the world than to create a tiny black hole and have the Four Horsemen pop out? Wouldn't that soil more than a few tight pants over there in France?
Surprise, surprise surprise, Sergeant Carter: George W. Bush was right all along. Color me tickled shocked!
Here is a link to the article.
I have a few observations, as a man in the field (although in the religious part of the field, where the real work is done, not the so-called "secular side" where they make things up without even checking the Bible first).
First: How embarrassing is it for a so-called "smart" person to get caught by the "French authorities"? Isn't that like getting tackled in a football game by the female 'tard on the sideline? I hope they put Clouseau on the case
Second: This is validation for us conservatives who have been making this call for years! Scientists are trying to destroy the globe, and not to bring Jesus back like George was doing. I know our lovable-yet-liberal neighbors over at Rapture Ready were also loud about this: the Hadron collider, even though most people don't know what it does or how it does it, is a plot to destroy the globe in a giant black hole. Maybe the newspapers will start picking up our serious warnings soon. We were right about the Hadron collider being a part of a terrorist plot to blow up everything, maybe they'll start believing us about Jesus coming back any day now, that Obama was born in Kenya, bats are birds, shellfish are illegal and that donkeys can talk.
I expect the textbooks to be changed accordingly within the year.Third: this is probably what will usher in the apocalypse. I know we've had our theories before, but I have a feeling about this one. What better way to shock the world than to create a tiny black hole and have the Four Horsemen pop out? Wouldn't that soil more than a few tight pants over there in France?
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