God hates SouthEast Asia

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

The reason you have earthquakes is because the earth spirit is angry.
The Karma of the planet needs to be released
Also Russian research proves that if you build large pagan pyramids (the bigger the better) on fault lines you don't get earthquakes instead you get loads of little tremors releasing the energy slowly.
But to get the full effect you must worship the pyramid
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I'll bet that next you are going to tell us is that pyramids will also preserve food and sharpen razor blades. I see that the Gillette Company is still in business. I suggest that you take your prana elsewhere, the only Power around here is Jesus.

[watchmepissmyself]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Friends, it seems every year around Jesus birthday, he remembers how much he (God) hates southeast Asia.

Today, God is causing Mayon volcano to erupt in Manila, Philippines (not Philippians.)

Is anyone else reminded of the tsunami?

Here's some other neato things that happened around Christmas in southeast Asia, where God sent people to hell.

PRAISE JESUS
YIC
V

The reason you have earthquakes is because the earth spirit is angry.
The Karma of the planet needs to be released
Also Russian research proves that if you build large pagan pyramids (the bigger the better) on fault lines you don't get earthquakes instead you get loads of little tremors releasing the energy slowly.
But to get the full effect you must worship the pyramid


So you can see the pyramid worshiping pagans had it right all along

Pyramid=no earthquakes

Come back to mother earth

Socialized medicine

Obama change yes we can

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Them Philippinians are all Catlix:

Lu:12:47: And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
[...]
Lu:12:49: I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?

I see the volcano as God's Christmas Gift to bring them to The One True Faith.

[True Disciple]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Brother, you're forgetting the Second World War, when God sent (additional) evil spirits to possess the Japanese, like he did to Saul according to 1 Samuel 16:14-16, to slaughter their fellow demon-possessed squint-eyes, and give Godly America a good excuse to eradicate many thousands of them with atomic bombs. Glory!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Friends, it seems every year around Jesus birthday, he remembers how much he (God) hates southeast Asia.

I don't know why those people don't GET IT! How direct and straight forward does God have to be? Check out the video below. This lady GETS it. I know this video was made as a is a vicious attack by an atheist to try and trick her, but listen to the audio at about 3:00. She understands that Katrina was sent by God to kill the queers in New Orleans! It is so funny that despite this atheist's attempt to deceive her, she stays true to her faith! PRAISE GOD!

[Brother V]

Friends, it seems every year around Jesus birthday, he remembers how much he (God) hates southeast Asia.

Today, God is causing Mayon volcano to erupt in Manila, Philippines (not Philippians.)

Is anyone else reminded of the tsunami?

Here's some other neato things that happened around Christmas in southeast Asia, where God sent people to hell.

December 25, 1907. Twenty-two people were killed when two passenger trains collided. A stationmaster had incorrectly given a mail train the "Line Clear" after having previously accepted a train from the opposite direction, in India.

December 25, 1932, A 7.6 earthquake in Gansu, China kills around 70,000 people.

December 24, 1953. Walouru, New Zealand. The eruption of the volcano, Mt Ruapehu killed 151 people.

January 1, 1958. Mohri, India. Thirty two people were killed and 85 injured in a collision in thick fog at Mohri station. A local train from Ambala to Delhi collided with the Delhi - Pathankot express which was standing in the station.

December 25, 1974, Cyclone Tracy kills 71 people in Darwin Australia.

December 3, 1984. Bhopal India. Union Carbide pesticide plant in Bhopal released methyl isocyanate that was exposed to more than 500,000 people. 3787 died quickly, since then about 25,000 people have died from gas-related diseases.

December 28, 1989, a 5.6 earthquake hits Newcastle Australia, killing 13 people.

December 26, 1997, The Soufriere Hills volcano on Montserrat exploded.

December 23, 2003, the PetroChina Chuandongbei natural gas field exploed in Guoqiao China killing at least 234.

December 26, 2003, a 6.6 earthquake devastaed Ba, Iran, killing tens of thousands.

December 26, 2006, the Hengchun earthquake.

There are more. It's just proof that God hates Southeast Asia (and Australia and New Zealand) around this time of year.

PRAISE JESUS
YIC
V