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  • #31
    Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Chalk up one for unsaved teenaged trash who has yet to discover the rules of proper punctuation and grammar.

    Jesus hates that, little miss.

    "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18
    Unsaved teenage trash... catchy but if all you can attack is my lack of caring for punctuation then that says alot about you
    Because I can

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    • #32
      Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

      Originally posted by A PERFECT CIRCLE View Post
      Unsaved teenage trash... catchy but if all you can attack is my lack of caring for punctuation then that says alot about you
      Young lady, I am not attacking you. I want you to accept Christ and renounce satan. You are haughty and full of yourself like many unsaved teenaged scum. But I am here to tell you that Jesus will love you if you will only love Him.

      If you reject Christ's gift, you condemn yourself to an eternity in hellfire being tortured and raped in unspeakably horrible ways.

      If you accept Christ's gift, then you get to spend eternity up in Heaven, serving all the Men cold beers and grilling our steaks. I like mine rare by the way, just in case you make it up there. Now isn't that fair?

      By rare I mean dragged by the horns through a warm room. If you overcook it you'll get the back of my hand.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #33
        Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Young lady, I am not attacking you. I want you to accept Christ and renounce satan. You are haughty and full of yourself like many unsaved teenaged scum. But I am here to tell you that Jesus will love you if you will only love Him.

        If you reject Christ's gift, you condemn yourself to an eternity in hellfire being tortured and raped in unspeakably horrible ways.

        If you accept Christ's gift, then you get to spend eternity up in Heaven, serving all the Men cold beers and grilling our steaks. I like mine rare by the way, just in case you make it up there. Now isn't that fair?

        By rare I mean dragged by the horns through a warm room. If you overcook it you'll get the back of my hand.
        You make me sick, and thats really hard to do. I'd rather spend and eternity in hell the serve any man. If you think the wemon are hear to serve you your dead wrong. I'll make you a deal for Satan is in need of souls. If you renounce you stand against wemon, then I wont take as much pleasure in dragging your kicking and screaming soul into the fires of hell. Savey?
        Because I can

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        • #34
          Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

          Originally posted by A PERFECT CIRCLE View Post
          You make me sick, and thats really hard to do. I'd rather spend and eternity in hell the serve any man.
          Have fun in Hell, lesbian.
          If you think the wemon are hear to serve you your dead wrong.
          At least I have enough respect for women to be able to spell the word right!
          Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

          You were created to help men. If you're not serving a man, then you're useless.

          Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
          I'll make you a deal for Satan is in need of souls. If you renounce you stand against wemon, then I wont take as much pleasure in dragging your kicking and screaming soul into the fires of hell. Savey?
          What on earth are you talking about? Are you a devil-worshipper? I'd advise you to find a nice Christian husband, who can take over your life and run it as Jesus wants. That way, Christ can "savey" your soul.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #35
            Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Chalk up one for unsaved teenaged trash who has yet to discover the rules of proper punctuation and grammar.

            Jesus hates that, little miss.

            "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18
            Rather ironic, don't you think? After all, you aren't exactly renowned for your linguistic skills.

            Originally posted by Perfect Circle
            Unsaved teenage trash... catchy but if all you can attack is my lack of caring for punctuation then that says alot about you
            Not caring is no reason to rape the English language, urinate upon it, and leave it for dead on the side of a back road in Arkansas. I don't know why it's always Arkansas though...

            Originally posted by Perfect Circle
            You make me sick, and thats really hard to do. I'd rather spend and eternity in hell the serve any man. If you think the wemon are hear to serve you your dead wrong. I'll make you a deal for Satan is in need of souls. If you renounce you stand against wemon, then I wont take as much pleasure in dragging your kicking and screaming soul into the fires of hell. Savey?
            It... It's "savvy." Savvy? That aside, calm down--you'll only pop a vein this way.

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            • #36
              Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

              Originally posted by Kazoo View Post
              Not caring is no reason to rape the English language, urinate upon it, and leave it for dead on the side of a back road in Arkansas. I don't know why it's always Arkansas though...
              That's because no one likes Arkansas. Seriously they're like Indiana, everyone there just wants to move out.

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              • #37
                Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

                Originally posted by Joo View Post
                That's because no one likes Arkansas. Seriously they're like Indiana, everyone there just wants to move out.
                You know what else no-one likes? I'll give you a clue: It starts with a 'J', ends with an 's', and the letters inbetween in reverse order are 'o' and 'o'.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #38
                  Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

                  Glory!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

                    Pastor Zeke,

                    You and Ray Comfort should hold a conference on real Science.

                    Your initial post cannot be argued against. No scientist (quote-unquote) would even try. They would take one look at your post and run away in shame.

                    I don't need to read any of their fancy bull puckey. I have Genesis 1:1. "In the Beginning" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

                      Only one thing Pastor if you will permit someone as low on the LBC totem pole to let you know. Shouldn't we be using the Lord's language? American English?

                      "I willingly accepted Christ as my personal //Saviour.//"

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                      • #41
                        Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

                        Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
                        Only one thing Pastor if you will permit someone as low on the LBC totem pole to let you know. Shouldn't we be using the Lord's language? American English?

                        "I willingly accepted Christ as my personal //Saviour.//"
                        It's how it's spelled in the King James Bible, friend. It's how wants it to be spelled.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

                          Genesis 1:27 Disproving evilution since 1611.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

                            Originally posted by John C. Coleman View Post
                            Genesis 1:27 Disproving evilution since 1611.
                            CHRIST, even the joos had that one right.

                            PRAISE THE LORD!

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