[neozigma]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

So because you think it therefore it is so?

That sound familiar....

Good luck convincing anyone but a gullible fool of your views. You seem happy enough to just make up any old nonsense in your head and have people take it at face value. I hope you have some sort of mental trick you do inside your head to deal with frustration over the years as people reject your words.

Well...we have churches made of concrete , right ? so no , someone else did that a long time ago and now you people are using things made with that " point of view" to attack that " point of view" , so good luck with years of frustration while everyone enjoys their vacations on Jupiter

We, however, have an ageless document of God's very inspiration; something you aren't remotely equipped to deal with, that much is clear.

Yeah , so ? i posses a tiny part of the giant knowledge of God , as tiny as grain of sand in the vast universe

Do you know how we call that grain of sand ? Science

Its like trying to defeat modern weapons with sticks and stones , its never going to happen

[Didymus Much]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

...Also , Atheist saved your life more than once , can you prove me wrong ?

Stupid atheists, always thwarting God's plans.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I dont need a citation for that , even someone who uses the internet regularly knows about that , thats why you people are soooo 90´s

So...you are using a sinful device to teach about God ? interesting...next time you will use shows like MLP or Happy tree friends to teach kids how to love God ? bravo sir , you are a genius

im not the only one who needs to scoff at God , enemy of yourself

So because you think it therefore it is so?

Good luck convincing anyone but a gullible fool of your views. You seem happy enough to just make up any old nonsense in your head and have people take it at face value. I hope you have some sort of mental trick you do inside your head to deal with frustration over the years as people reject your words.

We, however, have an ageless document of God's very inspiration; something you aren't remotely equipped to deal with, that much is clear.

[neozigma]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Why would I want to prove you wrong. What's so great about your opinion that we need to try? Got any citation for that 99%? No, because you made it up to sound clever. We're not making anything up because God is with us and tells us in the Bible how to think.

And, yes, the internet may be full of sin. but we are not afraid to venture into it. You cannot scare us, little man. Your so-called reasoning is false and cowardly.

1 Corinthians 9:16 For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of: for necessity is laid upon me; yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!

Acts 10:42 And he commanded us to preach unto the people, and to testify that it is he who was ordained of God to be the Judge of the living and dead.

Acts 17:31 Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.

Make the most of the time you have left to scoff at God, little man.

I dont need a citation for that , even someone who uses the internet regularly knows about that , thats why you people are soooo 90´s

So...you are using a sinful device to teach about God ? interesting...next time you will use shows like MLP or Happy tree friends to teach kids how to love God ? bravo sir , you are a genius

im not the only one who needs to scoff at God , enemy of yourself

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Yes , the amount of things that the people post on the internet

like 99% of the things on the internet are things that makes God angry , am i right ? so i doubt that the internet is a place that you can use the teaching of God . After all the internet is full of Furry things , gay porn and negros

So using the internet ( and things created for Atheist by Atheist ) should pretty much send everyone on the Internet STRAIGHT to hell

Also , Atheist saved your life more than once , can you prove me wrong ?

Why would I want to prove you wrong. What's so great about your opinion that we need to try? Got any citation for that 99%? No, because you made it up to sound clever. We're not making anything up because God is with us and tells us in the Bible how to think.

And, yes, the internet may be full of sin. but we are not afraid to venture into it. You cannot scare us, little man. Your so-called reasoning is false and cowardly.

1 Corinthians 9:16 For though I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of: for necessity is laid upon me; yea, woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!

Acts 10:42 And he commanded us to preach unto the people, and to testify that it is he who was ordained of God to be the Judge of the living and dead.

Acts 17:31 Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.

Make the most of the time you have left to scoff at God, little man.

[neozigma]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

blah THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

Yes , the amount of things that the people post on the internet

like 99% of the things on the internet are things that makes God angry , am i right ? so i doubt that the internet is a place that you can use the teaching of God . After all the internet is full of Furry things , gay porn and negros

So using the internet ( and things created for Atheist by Atheist ) should pretty much send everyone on the Internet STRAIGHT to hell

Also , Atheist saved your life more than once , can you prove me wrong ?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Blah excuse for persecution

Also , using the Internet gives you a free kick to Hell , no matter who you are nor who you believe in , using the internet is a sin bigger than being an evolutionist and things like that . Do you agree , gentlemen ?

Got any scripture to back up your increasingly inflated opinions?

[neozigma]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

But werent you guys the ones who started this " Women are tools and things" .

Im sorry , but my mother and i are not tools that can be dispatched and used by men , after all we are human beings , that means ? NOT.TOOLS .

Well if your women want to be treated by tools , then that is your problem guys also Landover Baptist Church isn't a one-way-ticket to hell , the internet IS

[Didymus Much]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Why is a tool using the internet ? isnt a woman considered a tool for you guys ?...

Hey rude boy, this is their house, not yours. You came in, uninvited.

How would your mom feel knowing this is how you treat women you meet on the internet?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

why would you people use the internet if this place is considered a one-way-ticket to hell ?

Landover Baptist Church isn't a one-way-ticket to hell.

What are you smoking?

Come join us and get high on Jesus instead!

[neozigma]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It's the very first announcement on the very top of the forums when you first signed in:



"Noobs" -- that means you, young lady. Show some respect here. We're here to praise and glorify our Savior. Why don't you join us?

Why is a tool using the internet ? isnt a woman considered a tool for you guys ?

Also , he asked me the same question , why cant i ask him too the same question , after all he refers to this little forum , im refering to all the sin pit that is the internet and now im wondering , why would you people use the internet if this place is considered a one-way-ticket to hell ?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

then why are you here ?

This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.

It's the very first announcement on the very top of the forums when you first signed in:

Sticky: "Noobs" please read this before posting.

"Noobs" -- that means you, young lady. Show some respect here. We're here to praise and glorify our Savior. Why don't you join us?

[neozigma]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Nahh...i dont have Jesus , he is a chill guy

Now you guys , let me tell you something pretty funny " Disagreeing with you because we are right and you are wrong is not flaming "

Can you tell me what is right and what is wrong ? if it where so , then why are you here ? people use the internet to do some actual research to for the benefit of mankind and you people create threads where you try to disprove what fed you , clothed you and cured you . So its normal for someone to try to slap some sense to you people

Also , using the Internet gives you a free kick to Hell , no matter who you are nor who you believe in , using the internet is a sin bigger than being an evolutionist and things like that . Do you agree , gentlemen ?

[Redeemed Papist]

Yep , we took it as far as the beggining of life and the "soup of life" as some scientist call it

Because you people cant think that something was BEHIND the monkey ( inb4 nonscientific joke )

So yeah , we never came from "monkeys" , they are our cousins or something like that

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Disagreeing with you because we are right and you are wrong is not flaming.

Telling you the simple fact that your secularisation by wrongful science which wilfully ignores Biblical truth will send you to Hell is not flaming.

Why are you here? We are here to praise Jesus and show you the way to salvation. We even endure your persecution. What made you hate Jesus? You cannot shock us so if it seems shameful to you do not fear to tell us.
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[neozigma]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Bwuh?

Yep , we took it as far as the beggining of life and the "soup of life" as some scientist call it

Because you people cant think that something was BEHIND the monkey ( inb4 nonscientific joke )

So yeah , we never came from "monkeys" , they are our cousins or something like that

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