[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Because I'm a man of science before I am a demi-god, and as a scientist I believe facts over fiction.
I really didn't wanna pull this one since I know that you'll all attack me like hungry piranhas but, if in the beginning god created the earth, then who created god and shouldn't we worship whoever created god instead of god?
I know that you're gonna call me heathen and give me points for saying this but I was hoping for someone to answer that question instead of hurling insults like a child or ban me like a dictator.
Anyway, bottom line:
Who created god and why aren't we worshiping him?

God gave you the will to believe in him, it is up to you if want follow him. Why are you stuck on God having to come from somewhere. If you really loved the Lord the answer will come to you.

You call yourself a god. You are only making yourself into an idol to self worship.

Titus 3:9 But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You stupid evolution theory has not done you any good. If you are so evolved then why are acting like a monkey and not listing to what people are trying to tell you.

Because I'm a man of science before I am a demi-god, and as a scientist I believe facts over fiction.
I really didn't wanna pull this one since I know that you'll all attack me like hungry piranhas but, if in the beginning god created the earth, then who created god and shouldn't we worship whoever created god instead of god?
I know that you're gonna call me heathen and give me points for saying this but I was hoping for someone to answer that question instead of hurling insults like a child or ban me like a dictator.
Anyway, bottom line:
Who created god and why aren't we worshiping him?

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Wow, I thought I would never find anyone who's almost 3 times more of a smug than me...

You stupid evolution theory has not done you any good. If you are so evolved then why are acting like a monkey and not listing to what people are trying to tell you.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

How unexpected, an atheist having to resort to name-calling because his faulty arguments were exposed. That's the problem with you people, you don't have morals and values, all you do is hate and insult. If you aren't convinced by my superior reasoning, then just looking at your own behavior should convince you that you are the inferior being.

As to answers to your questions, did you not claim that fish evolved from bacteria, and then claimed bacteria evolved into groups of different bacteria that worked together? Here you do claim that two evolutionary steps is still evolution, why is monkeys evolving into humans in two steps not evolution? You twist your own words, heathen.

And how does a tailbone proof evolution? If evolution were true we would not have tailbones, as useless things on the body would evolve away. However, in reality tailbones do have a function, they allow us to sit, they are simply misnamed by scientists--no doubt in an attempt to mock God--and should properly be called sitting-bones.

Wow, I thought I would never find anyone who's almost 3 times more of a smug than me.
To answer that when I said that humans weren't related I meant it as in close cousins or not too many evolutionary steps apart, in the end everyone and everything is related even from a religious point of view.
Of course monkeys didn't go all like poof they're apes and then poof humans, that would be silly, no it took many many steep from being a monkey and slowly turning into an ape and again slowly turning into a human we are today.
Some signs point to that humans got their big brains after primitive hominines (what the species in the human evolution chain are called) discovered fire and used it to cook their food.
By cooking their food then they could easier digest their food and because of that they didn't need big digestive systems.
So instead of big stomachs they could have big brains and over the course of history the brain became bigger and whilst the stomach became smaller and after many years we almost completely lost our ability to eat raw meat but instead we had big brains so would could think our way around that problem.
So if you're ever in doubt then go out to the store, buy a raw steak and eat it right then and there without cooking it, if you become sick or you digestive system act up then that's just the wonders of evolution and whilst you're sick you can pray to Jesus for a cure or go to a doctor.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Why are you so obsessed with abominable shrimps? Do you think your granddaddy was a shrimp or something?


James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.


I can believe that voldtag is one of the Danish words for rape. You monsters probably have more words for rape than eskimos/Canadians do for snow.

Why are you trying to suppress his freedom of speech?

That doesn't follow. Denmark is mostly goat farms.

It's called multi-tasking. Not even the most dedicated Danish rapist just rapes 24/7. I heard that in Denmark, Mars bars are advertised with the slogan "A Mars a day helps you work, rest and rape."

Not everything is on the internet. Some of us still read books.

Then of course he wouldn't mind telling me the name of the book.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

What I'm doing is not as much as hate as pointing out the holes in your logic, for example many of the members on this site makes threads such as:
God hates Iceland,
God hates Denmark and
God hates shrimps (he he)
and isn't it the baptist that walk around with the "God Hates America/Soldiers/Shrimps (he he shrimps)".

Why are you so obsessed with abominable shrimps? Do you think your granddaddy was a shrimp or something?

It actually seems that this church is obsessed with hate which is the reason why nobody likes this church, which is the reason why I'm here.
I don't hate anything without investigate it first (a virtue not found on this site) I even browsed this site for a week before I joined and confuses me is, I don't even know if you're serious.

James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

The danish word for rape is clearly viking not "voldtag" like the danish dictionary says

I can believe that voldtag is one of the Danish words for rape. You monsters probably have more words for rape than eskimos/Canadians do for snow.

I think you're one of the last people on earth that's allowed to talk about research.

Why are you trying to suppress his freedom of speech?

Denmark is mostly farmland so there're not a lot of goats

That doesn't follow. Denmark is mostly goat farms.

not all vikings were rapists they where mostly merchants

It's called multi-tasking. Not even the most dedicated Danish rapist just rapes 24/7. I heard that in Denmark, Mars bars are advertised with the slogan "A Mars a day helps you work, rest and rape."

Post a link to the site where you got these "facts" so you can prove that you just didn't make this shit up.

Not everything is on the internet. Some of us still read books.

[A Follower]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I did say that Human aren't related to monkey I said they didn't evolve from monkeys so stop bending my words for your own personal use.
Secondly do you know that humans have tail bones here let me show ya http://www.stjohnprovidence.org/Stay.../img.aspx?6097
the human serves no propose what so ever, then why do we have it?
It's something our ape cousins left behind after they evolved from their monkey relatives, when you're walking on two legs a tail doesn't do much so our bodies got rid of it.
I'm not gonna go to deep into this because you're enslaved to a book and blind to reason.
I can respect your believes but I can't tolerate that you're bending my words like some sort of queer.

How unexpected, an atheist having to resort to name-calling because his faulty arguments were exposed. That's the problem with you people, you don't have morals and values, all you do is hate and insult. If you aren't convinced by my superior reasoning, then just looking at your own behavior should convince you that you are the inferior being.

As to answers to your questions, did you not claim that fish evolved from bacteria, and then claimed bacteria evolved into groups of different bacteria that worked together? Here you do claim that two evolutionary steps is still evolution, why is monkeys evolving into humans in two steps not evolution? You twist your own words, heathen.

And how does a tailbone proof evolution? If evolution were true we would not have tailbones, as useless things on the body would evolve away. However, in reality tailbones do have a function, they allow us to sit, they are simply misnamed by scientists--no doubt in an attempt to mock God--and should properly be called sitting-bones.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

That's weird. First you say you humans are not related to monkeys, and then you say humans are related to monkeys...

This is why no one of intelligence believes in your evilutionist lies: you change your beliefs whenever it suits you.

Does it not strike you as odd that Word of God has not changed in thousands of years, still is true as it has ever been, while science can't even stick to its axioms for 5 minutes? Do you not understand that something that has been so well thought out that it stands the test of time has to be more truthful than a belief system that is based on the supposition that it is inherently wrong? You were confronted with the evidence of science being wrong and you immediately change your beliefs to something that answers the latest question (but forgets about the earlier questions), who could place his trust in that?


How do not having a tail prove that humans evolved from apes? As stated manx cats do not have tails, would it not be equally likely that humans evolved from those cats? Or that those cats evolved from humans? Or from spiders (because they are also tailless)? Your words prove nothing. They may distract the simple minded and the fool, but anyone with the ability to reason sees right through your subterfuge.
Ah, you have evidence... Where is it exactly? Why are you and every other science believer so reluctant to actually show to evidence? Are you hiding something? Do you perhaps not have any evidence?

As I understand it, scienctists beliefs (so-called theories) have to testable and repeatable. So if evolution is an honest scientific theory, you should have no problems telling us how to turn a monkey into an ape, and then that ape into a human, and show the papers of the scientists who already have done this.


An interesting way of explaining evolution. So you claim that eating something different is evolution, so if I eat beef one day and mutton the next day, it means I have evolved? And what if I eat beef again on the third day, did I de-evolve? I'm sorry, but I really can't accept such a ridiculous belief, and I find it hard to imagine any human could accept such a thing, even a single minute of clear thinking should show you that your theory can't be true.


Of course you aren't willing to explain or provide evidence, you don't have any.


What if I told you I already have a book that explains it all. It's called the KJV 1611 Bible, and it explains exactly how the different animals came to be, where plants come from, what can be eaten and what can't. Why don't you give it a try? You'll be surprised at how logical it all is.

Really? Then why didn't God have anything regarding evolution written in the Bible? The Bible actually says something completely different... Would you have us tear out half the Bible, just so we can believe in your silly little superstitious theory? I don't think so. Burning in Hell isn't worth it for me, and neither should it be for you! Please read the Bible, accept Jesus as your Savior and get baptized, it's in your own best interest.

I did say that Human aren't related to monkey I said they didn't evolve from monkeys so stop bending my words for your own personal use.
Secondly do you know that humans have tail bones here let me show ya http://www.stjohnprovidence.org/Stay.../img.aspx?6097
the human serves no propose what so ever, then why do we have it?
It's something our ape cousins left behind after they evolved from their monkey relatives, when you're walking on two legs a tail doesn't do much so our bodies got rid of it.
I'm not gonna go to deep into this because you're enslaved to a book and blind to reason.
I can respect your believes but I can't tolerate that you're bending my words like some sort of queer.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Of course not, it contradicts the Holy Bible so it must be wrong.

That posting did indeed take a lot of research. And I included hyperlinks to all my sources and the relevant Holy Scripture so everyone with eyes can see that. Hateful atheists like yourself are incapable of that though. No matter how much proof people provide to you, you will keep wallowing in your ignorance until you get the final proof in the fires of hell and it will be too late for you for all eternity. Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

I.....I'm almost speech less.... I don't know where you've gotten your sources but they're all wrong.
The flag is Finnish,
Pippi Longstocking is from Sweden,
gay couples are allowed to get married and adopt children but like everyone else not allowed to rape them (I guess your father did know that),
Denmark is mostly farmland so there're not a lot of goats and there're no more orgies then there is in America,
Danish tv does have shows where people gets raped and other such things but they never show the actual raping because it's just a tv show (most of which are imported from America) and of course not meant for children,
the Danish former prime minster was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and he's never entered the tour de France,
you don't even explain how H.S. Andersen is the son of Satan you just say that he is and Satans native language is the same as Gods',
the danish word for rape is "voldtag" not viking and not all vikings were rapists they where mostly merchants if they were all bloodthirsty killers then they couldn't thrive as they did,
how does lego corrupt children legos' are plastic building-blocks does that make every builder in the world a sinner?
Please tell me where you got your so called "research" and don't give me "but the bible said" because even I know that the bible says nothing about LEGO!!
Post a link to the site where you got these "facts" so you can prove that you just didn't make this shit up.

[A Follower]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It's funny how little people know about what they fear.
Humans didn't evolve from monkeys, they evolved from apes which also doesn't have tails.

Wrong again.
Apes evolved from monkeys,

That's weird. First you say you humans are not related to monkeys, and then you say humans are related to monkeys...

This is why no one of intelligence believes in your evilutionist lies: you change your beliefs whenever it suits you.

Does it not strike you as odd that Word of God has not changed in thousands of years, still is true as it has ever been, while science can't even stick to its axioms for 5 minutes? Do you not understand that something that has been so well thought out that it stands the test of time has to be more truthful than a belief system that is based on the supposition that it is inherently wrong? You were confronted with the evidence of science being wrong and you immediately change your beliefs to something that answers the latest question (but forgets about the earlier questions), who could place his trust in that?

As a matter of fact, the fact that you don't have a tail almost proves that humans have evolved from apes

How do not having a tail prove that humans evolved from apes? As stated manx cats do not have tails, would it not be equally likely that humans evolved from those cats? Or that those cats evolved from humans? Or from spiders (because they are also tailless)? Your words prove nothing. They may distract the simple minded and the fool, but anyone with the ability to reason sees right through your subterfuge.

but being a man of reason I wouldn't believe this or present it to anyone before I would have a mountain of fact to back me up, which I have.

Ah, you have evidence... Where is it exactly? Why are you and every other science believer so reluctant to actually show to evidence? Are you hiding something? Do you perhaps not have any evidence?

As I understand it, scienctists beliefs (so-called theories) have to testable and repeatable. So if evolution is an honest scientific theory, you should have no problems telling us how to turn a monkey into an ape, and then that ape into a human, and show the papers of the scientists who already have done this.

monkeys evolved from an other smaller mammal most likely a kind of mouse-like creature that survived the great extinction.
The mouse-like creature evolved from dinosaurs over the course of millions of years. The dinosaurs evolved from other dinosaurs and they evolved from other dinosaurs over the course of many million years but the first dinosaurs evolved from lungfish who took to dry land because the sea was full of predators whilst dry land only had trees on it. Lungfish evolved from other fish who lived in the sea 24/7 and those fish evolved from microorganism. These microorganism was much like bacteria at first but when they began to eat each other, then they would band together to become multi-organism to fend off hostile microorganism, so the hostile microorganism had to band together so they could eat the other multi-organism and this process would happen over and over again becoming slightly different every time and that is evolution. In the end everyone is a huge colony of microorganism or cells such as red blood cells, white blood cells and brain cells whilst other microorganism like bacteria tries to feed of you which is what makes you sick.
And that evolution in a nut shell but I can't stop feeling that I've written all of this in vain because I know none of you will listen, so just give me my heathen badge and evilutionist badge and well'll call it even.

An interesting way of explaining evolution. So you claim that eating something different is evolution, so if I eat beef one day and mutton the next day, it means I have evolved? And what if I eat beef again on the third day, did I de-evolve? I'm sorry, but I really can't accept such a ridiculous belief, and I find it hard to imagine any human could accept such a thing, even a single minute of clear thinking should show you that your theory can't be true.

To explain it all would take to much space and time

Of course you aren't willing to explain or provide evidence, you don't have any.

and since most people wouldn't listen anyway I won't even bother but for the few that will go to local library and pick up a book about evolution or even google evolution.

What if I told you I already have a book that explains it all. It's called the KJV 1611 Bible, and it explains exactly how the different animals came to be, where plants come from, what can be eaten and what can't. Why don't you give it a try? You'll be surprised at how logical it all is.

You can still believe in evolution and still believe in god you know.

Really? Then why didn't God have anything regarding evolution written in the Bible? The Bible actually says something completely different... Would you have us tear out half the Bible, just so we can believe in your silly little superstitious theory? I don't think so. Burning in Hell isn't worth it for me, and neither should it be for you! Please read the Bible, accept Jesus as your Savior and get baptized, it's in your own best interest.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

So the massive mountain of research that falls into evolution is not enough for you?

Of course not, it contradicts the Holy Bible so it must be wrong.

But of course you're a man that always does his research before he posts anything, like "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK" thread which I see you've researched so "well".

That posting did indeed take a lot of research. And I included hyperlinks to all my sources and the relevant Holy Scripture so everyone with eyes can see that. Hateful atheists like yourself are incapable of that though. No matter how much proof people provide to you, you will keep wallowing in your ignorance until you get the final proof in the fires of hell and it will be too late for you for all eternity. Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You are confusing hateful visitors like yourself with nice loving True Christians™ like me. All we True Christians™ do is to express our True Christian™ love by pointing out mistakes people make which will end up with them burning in hell for all eternity. We do this hoping they see the wrong of their ways so they can become Saved© and happy, just like us. So we just do what God demands from us: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

This is not true. A lot of people like our Church. We are God's favorite Church so even God likes us!

No, you are here because you refused to take that medication the doctor prescribed for you.

We never post anything that isn't backed up by thorough research and the Holy Bible. And we are very serious about that.

"Research" now that's a word I never thought I would hear from you guys.
So the massive mountain of research that falls into evolution is not enough for you?
But of course you're a man that always does his research before he posts anything, like "8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK" thread which I see you've researched so "well".
The danish word for rape is clearly viking not "voldtag" like the danish dictionary says, and of course their flag is white with a blue cross not red with a white cross.
I think you're one of the last people on earth that's allowed to talk about research.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It actually seems that this church is obsessed with hate

You are confusing hateful visitors like yourself with nice loving True Christians(tm) like me. All we True Christians(tm) do is to express our True Christian(tm) love by pointing out mistakes people make which will end up with them burning in hell for all eternity. We do this hoping they see the wrong of their ways so they can become Saved(c) and happy, just like us. So we just do what God demands from us: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

which is the reason why nobody likes this church

This is not true. A lot of people like our Church. We are God's favorite Church so even God likes us!

which is the reason why I'm here

No, you are here because you refused to take that medication the doctor prescribed for you.

I don't hate anything without investigate it first (a virtue not found on this site) I even browsed this site for a week before I joined and confuses me is, I don't even know if you're serious.

We never post anything that isn't backed up by thorough research and the Holy Bible. And we are very serious about that.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

God created the world. If it is in the world then He created. Satan has also given evil and evil things to the world.

You seem obsessed with hate. Is there something troubling you. Satan likes to spread hate among Christians.

What I'm doing is not as much as hate as pointing out the holes in your logic, for example many of the members on this site makes threads such as:
God hates Iceland,
God hates Denmark and
God hates shrimps (he he)
and isn't it the baptist that walk around with the "God Hates America/Soldiers/Shrimps (he he shrimps)".
It actually seems that this church is obsessed with hate which is the reason why nobody likes this church, which is the reason why I'm here.
I don't hate anything without investigate it first (a virtue not found on this site) I even browsed this site for a week before I joined and confuses me is, I don't even know if you're serious.
What I mean is your logic is so full of holes and even the holes has holes in them, at one moment a guy says that america is a hell hole but the next he acts as if it's the best thing ever.
What I'm trying to do is figuring out what's with you guy and I can't just call you mentals like everyone else because there's a million ways to be insane but the only thing I can make out of you guys is you're all schizophrenic, violent, hate filled people who are enslaved to a book when the book is supposed to be a guide not a lord.
Prescription: A padded room and lots of med of every kind.

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I've been wondering.
What other scientific thing's don't you believe in?
Do you believe in atoms?
Do you believe that the earth is round but not flat?
What about bacteria and other microorganisms?
How about vitamins, protein and other such things?
Let me what other things that scientist have proved to be right do you not believe in other than evolution, because you people are very unclear on what you hate and don't hate

God created the world. If it is in the world then He created. Satan has also given evil and evil things to the world.

You seem obsessed with hate. Is there something troubling you. Satan likes to spread hate among Christians.