[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You stupid evolution theory has not done you any good. If you are so evolved then why are acting like a monkey and not listing to what people are trying to tell you.

Because I'm a man of science before I am a demi-god, and as a scientist I believe facts over fiction.
I really didn't wanna pull this one since I know that you'll all attack me like hungry piranhas but, if in the beginning god created the earth, then who created god and shouldn't we worship whoever created god instead of god?
I know that you're gonna call me heathen and give me points for saying this but I was hoping for someone to answer that question instead of hurling insults like a child or ban me like a dictator.
Anyway, bottom line:
Who created god and why aren't we worshiping him?

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Because I'm a man of science before I am a demi-god, and as a scientist I believe facts over fiction.
I really didn't wanna pull this one since I know that you'll all attack me like hungry piranhas but, if in the beginning god created the earth, then who created god and shouldn't we worship whoever created god instead of god?
I know that you're gonna call me heathen and give me points for saying this but I was hoping for someone to answer that question instead of hurling insults like a child or ban me like a dictator.
Anyway, bottom line:
Who created god and why aren't we worshiping him?

God gave you the will to believe in him, it is up to you if want follow him. Why are you stuck on God having to come from somewhere. If you really loved the Lord the answer will come to you.

You call yourself a god. You are only making yourself into an idol to self worship.

Titus 3:9 But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

God gave you the will to believe in him, it is up to you if want follow him. Why are you stuck on God having to come from somewhere. If you really loved the Lord the answer will come to you.

You call yourself a god. You are only making yourself into an idol to self worship.

Titus 3:9 But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain.

You're at least got one thing right,
God gave me free will yet you're telling me to become a slave by being part of this acolyte.

But an answer you've given me not;
it almost as if you've forgot;
I was hoping that you could tenderize;
by looking me strait in the eyes;
and if you don't mind;
my answer question about powers divine;
it must be somewhere in that book;
all you need is to take a look;
but if answers you do not find;
then that book must have some lies;
for the book was not written by the almighty prime;
and now I shall seize to rime;

Just trying to spice up this conversation because I know where it's going.

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You're at least got one thing right,
God gave me free will yet you're telling me to become a slave by being part of this acolyte.

But an answer you've given me not;
it almost as if you've forgot;
I was hoping that you could tenderize;
by looking me strait in the eyes;
and if you don't mind;
my answer question about powers divine;
it must be somewhere in that book;
all you need is to take a look;
but if answers you do not find;
then that book must have some lies;
for the book was not written by the almighty prime;
and now I shall seize to rime;

Just trying to spice up this conversation because I know where it's going.

The Bible is the word of the Lord and does not lie, so stop trying to say it does. I am not telling you to become a slave. If you want to be slave that is up to you. Do you want want to be a slave?

You must ask yourself, do you want to believe in the Lord or follow Satan and his evil ways.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

The Bible is the word of the Lord and does not lie, so stop trying to say it does. I am not telling you to become a slave. If you want to be slave that is up to you. Do you want want to be a slave?

You must ask yourself, do you want to believe in the Lord or follow Satan and his evil ways.

Now that that's out of the way might I get my answer?

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Now that that's out of the way might I get my answer?

What is the answer you are seeking, You have not been very clear.

You did not answer my questions

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

What is the answer you are seeking, You have not been very clear.

You did not answer my questions

I've been told over and over again that the bible hold all the answers to everything that matters, so finding the answer for my question is just a question about finding the right page, right?
And the answer to your question is "I want to follow the master of our master" you know cut out the middle man.
Now it's your turn, just go to the chapter before Genesis and look it up for me.
Finding the answer to my question is not as much as debating but asking you a favor so I'll ask again
"Who created God or where did he come from?"

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I've been told over and over again that the bible hold all the answers to everything that matters, so finding the answer for my question is just a question about finding the right page, right?
And the answer to your question is "I want to follow the master of our master" you know cut out the middle man.
Now it's your turn, just go to the chapter before Genesis and look it up for me.
Finding the answer to my question is not as much as debating but asking you a favor so I'll ask again
"Who created God or where did he come from?"

You still have not understood. We do not follow pagan idols, "master of our master" Knowing the Lord is not as simple as asking yes or no questions. You have to believe in Him. Jesus is the son of God and God hears our prayers though Jesus.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You still have not understood. We do not follow pagan idols, "master of our master" Knowing the Lord is not as simple as asking yes or no questions. You have to believe in Him. Jesus is the son of God and God hears our prayers though Jesus.

But the bible must say how god came into existence somewhere,
there's no way that the bible would have such a big plot hole right?

[Joshua the Godmocker]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

How unexpected, an atheist having to resort to name-calling because his faulty arguments were exposed. That's the problem with you people, you don't have morals and values, all you do is hate and insult. If you aren't convinced by my superior reasoning, then just looking at your own behavior should convince you that you are the inferior being.

As to answers to your questions, did you not claim that fish evolved from bacteria, and then claimed bacteria evolved into groups of different bacteria that worked together? Here you do claim that two evolutionary steps is still evolution, why is monkeys evolving into humans in two steps not evolution? You twist your own words, heathen.

And how does a tailbone proof evolution? If evolution were true we would not have tailbones, as useless things on the body would evolve away. However, in reality tailbones do have a function, they allow us to sit, they are simply misnamed by scientists--no doubt in an attempt to mock God--and should properly be called sitting-bones.

Just to step in for a sec, whilst "True Satanist Fool" did call you a queer, that doesn't discredit his argument. I'm sure he's just getting a little frustrated. It's a natural reaction.

The second paragraph is just irrational hole-picking. To humans, the difference between an ape and a monkey appears quite big. But the difference between one type of bacteria and another isn't as clear cut, so he naturally used a slightly bigger step between the bacteria and fish than between humans and what they evolved from. What he's saying is that humans didn't DIRECTLY evolve from monkeys, whereas the complex bacterial colonies and simple fish are almost indistinguishable.

And the actual tailbone itself isn't used for sitting. If you sit up properly, then you realise that most of your weight is on your thighs, and not any bones at all. Try sitting exclusively on your tail-bone, see how long you last.

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

But the bible must say how god came into existence somewhere,
there's no way that the bible would have such a big plot hole right?

How can you even understand the knowledge you are wanting when you cannot even understand the simple things.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

But the bible must say how god came into existence somewhere,
there's no way that the bible would have such a big plot hole right?

What do you care? You don't believe a word of the Holy Bible, do you? You spit on Jesus with your every breath.

Why don't you go peddle your hate somewhere else.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

What do you care? You don't believe a word of the Holy Bible, do you? You spit on Jesus with your every breath.

Why don't you go peddle your hate somewhere else.

What hate?
I've just wanna know the answer to the question of origins.
Even the atheists say that our universe started with a big nuclear fusion which caused a cloud mostly made of hydrogen to explode causing the atoms to fuse together creating almost every single chemical in the universe, so why don't the Christians know?
You know I'm ready to accept God magically appeared out of nowhere or even that he came riding on a unicorn, I don't the answer so I'm asking the Christians for an answer.
Should I be punished for wanting to know more about god?

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

But the bible must say how god came into existence somewhere,
there's no way that the bible would have such a big plot hole right?

I know you are trying to trick me with you silly atheist science.

First you ask me where did the apple tree come from.
If I say the apple seed. Then you ask where did the apple seed come from.
If say the apple tree, then you ask where did the apple tree come from.

Your silly atheist science only puts you in knowledge loops you cannot answer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

What hate?
I've just wanna know the answer to the question of origins.
Even the atheists say that our universe started with a big nuclear fusion which caused a cloud mostly made of hydrogen to explode causing the atoms to fuse together creating almost every single chemical in the universe, so why don't the Christians know?
You know I'm ready to accept God magically appeared out of nowhere or even that he came riding on a unicorn, I don't the answer so I'm asking the Christians for an answer.
Should I be punished for wanting to know more about god?

Dear Witch;

If you want to know more about God, read the Bible and get on your knees and Pray.

The answer is: God created everything, so shut your yap.