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  • #16
    Re: Global Warming Deception

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    There is nothing more healthy than a Godly American steak grilled over hot mesquite.
    Absolutely correct Brother Bryan! God filled Texas with mesquite so we could invent Barbeque done the RIGHT way and he gave us all those cattle to eat lentils and chickpeas for us. There is nothing I hate more than having to eat food twice and still be hungry. If I wanted to exist on tortillas and refried beans, I could have been a messcan.

    Throw the steaks on the grill, Brother. Flame broiled in dripping fat! Thank you God!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #17
      Re: Global Warming Deception

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

      Throw the steaks on the grill, Brother. Flame broiled in dripping fat! Thank you God!
      Yummmy! that's the way I like em too Pastor Al, praise!
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • #18
        Re: Global Warming Deception

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        "Pulse" crops are peas, beans lentils, chickpeas, fababeans, and soybeans, mostly of the legume family. "Pulse" derives from the Latin "puls" (meaning porridge).

        I find it tiresome to eat all these grains, legumes and vegetables. In an advanced Christian nation we have division of labor, that means we outsource these tasks and let the animals eat them - then we eat the animals. Eating vegan causes other problems as well. Just look at what happens to the dotheads when they eat this stuff. They start having hallucinations and inventing all kinds of strange gods with hundreds of arms. There is nothing more healthy than a Godly American steak grilled over hot mesquite.
        The only beans I like are those delicious Texas Baked Beans that go so well with a thick, mesquite grilled porterhouse steak. One of the nigra boys who works for me does them pretty well.

        I agree with Pastor Pistle and Brother William; God intended for us to feast on animal flesh. Even He loves that savory smell!

        Leviticus 23:13 And the meat offering thereof shall be two tenth deals of fine flour mingled with oil, an offering made by fire unto the LORD for a sweet savour : and the drink offering thereof shall be of wine, the fourth part of an hin.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: Global Warming Deception

          THIS JUST IN: None other than THE FOUNDER OF THE WEATHER CHANNEL has pronounced AlGore's "global warming" mythology to be LIES! If he doesn't speak with authority on the subject, then who does?

          Intro by Joe D’Aleo, Icecap, CCM
          I was privileged to work with John Coleman, the founder of The Weather Channel in the year before it became a reality and then for the first of the 6 years I was fortunate to be the Director of Meteorology. No one worked harder than John to make The Weather Channel a reality and to make sure the staffing, the information and technology was the very best possible at that time. John currently works with KUSI in San Diego. He posts regularly. I am very pleased to present his latest insightful post.



          By John Coleman

          It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a SCAM. Some dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term scientific data to create an allusion of rapid global warming. Other scientists of the same environmental whacko type jumped into the circle to support and broaden the “research” to further enhance the totally slanted, bogus global warming claims. Their friends in government steered huge research grants their way to keep the movement going. Soon they claimed to be a consensus.

          Environmental extremists, notable politicians among them, then teamed up with movie, media and other liberal, environmentalist journalists to create this wild “scientific” scenario of the civilization threatening environmental consequences from Global Warming unless we adhere to their radical agenda. Now their ridiculous manipulated science has been accepted as fact and become a cornerstone issue for CNN, CBS, NBC, the Democratic Political Party, the Governor of California, school teachers and, in many cases, well informed but very gullible environmentally conscientious citizens. Only one reporter at ABC has been allowed to counter the Global Warming frenzy with one 15 minute documentary segment.

          I do not oppose environmentalism. I do not oppose the political positions of either party. However, Global Warming, i.e. Climate Change, is not about environmentalism or politics. It is not a religion. It is not something you “believe in.” It is science; the science of meteorology. This is my field of life-long expertise. And I am telling you Global Warming is a non-event, a manufactured crisis and a total scam. I say this knowing you probably won’t believe a me, a mere TV weatherman, challenging a Nobel Prize, Academy Award and Emmy Award winning former Vice President of United States. So be it.

          I have read dozens of scientific papers. I have talked with numerous scientists. I have studied. I have thought about it. I know I am correct. There is no run away climate change. The impact of humans on climate is not catastrophic. Our planet is not in peril. I am incensed by the incredible media glamour, the politically correct silliness and rude dismissal of counter arguments by the high priest of Global Warming.

          In time, a decade or two, the outrageous scam will be obvious. As the temperature rises, polar ice cap melting, coastal flooding and super storm pattern all fail to occur as predicted everyone will come to realize we have been duped. The sky is not falling. And, natural cycles and drifts in climate are as much if not more responsible for any climate changes underway. I strongly believe that the next twenty years are equally as likely to see a cooling trend as they are to see a warming trend.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Global Warming Deception

            As I explained in a previous post (or maybe it was one of those acid flashbacks, I'm not sure), global warming is real but it's all part of a Democratic conspiracy to produce a Hell on earth so Satan will feel at home.

            What's happening is that every year, the Democrats extend Daylight Savings Time. And any fool can figure out that if you add a hour a day, for months on end, it's going to heat up the earth's surface. It's got nothing to do with Godly American companies like Exxon-Mobil, General Motors and Peabody Coal.

            Part II of the plot is to create panic. That's why we got all them liberal satellites that Bill Clinton and Al Gore put into space to keep broadcasting images of melting glaciers and ice caps. It's psychological warfare...nay, an act of terrorism! One of the leading Clinton/Gore terrorists is NASA "scientist" James E Hanson, who is in fact Osama bin Laden's son. Hansen is also the hitman Hillary used to murder her squeeze, Vincent Foster.

            Nevertheless, despite all these attempts by liberals to heat up the earth and sow panic, they are on a fool's errands. As White House Spokeswoman Dana Perino just recently pointed out, global warming has many health benefits. It will keep the homeless warm in winter, and reduces harm from frostbite, hypothermia, and the flu:

            Dana Perino: Global Warming Helps the Cold, Poor

            It should be noted that all these global warming doomsayers are the same hippies who only a few decades ago were whining about the slowly-growing ozone hole opening up over antarctica. Yeah right, like we should be worried just because a bunch of penguins are in danger of getting a sunburn! Don't these lefties realize the market potential (think of how much SPF 50 sunblock lotion American companies could sell)!



            That's the way these liberals are, always worrying about rain forests and saving the gay whales. They ought to be worrying about saving their souls.

            YIC,
            Buford
            yours in Christ,
            Brother Buford

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            • #21
              Re: Global Warming Deception

              Amen!!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
                Re: Global Warming Deception

                I am curious, then; why do the oceans become more acidic?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #23
                  Re: Global Warming Deception

                  Originally posted by cabrin View Post
                  I am curious, then; why do the oceans become more acidic?
                  Son, seawater is a highly buffered solution that is safely alkaline by a wide margin. Even if all the known reserves of fossil fuels were burned the oceans would still not turn acidic. The only person that could possibly turn the oceans acidic is Jesus – and only if He came down with a severe case of hyperuricosuria and urinated massive amounts of His piss into the oceans. With a case of hyperuricosuria, Jesus would also likely have a severe case of kidney stones and be in a great deal of pain – possibly greater than He suffered for your sins of ignorance on the Holy Cross. He would also be likely to be in an extremely foul mood and single you out for some exquisite punishment.

                  It's time for you to make Jesus and yourself happy by reading the Bible (KJV1611), and after you've done that you might benefit from an introductory course in inorganic chemistry.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #24
                    Re: Global Warming Deception

                    Originally posted by cabrin View Post
                    I am curious, then; why do the oceans become more acidic?
                    You should be more curious about Jesus instead of acid.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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