Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

hahah.panic.paranoia.you really need that in order for your religion to work.
its not gonna be the end of the world.lol.
just scientists wanting to learn something new.
so science is good when it comes to cars,computers and stuff like that.
but if we want to find out something new about the universe and how it all began ,if we want some answers you all chicken out and are like:"check it out,those europeans want to prove god doesnt exist again,with theyre satanic experiments!"
yeah then you dont need science,its the devils work i guess.but when it comes to computers and cars and building better houses its ok.pffff.
twofaced.all o'ya.

Cars computers and stuff like that is technology, not science.

We know how the Universe started, In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Yes, Europeans want to disprove God so that they can revel in their sin like a pig revels in its slop.

Seriously, are atheists just too retarded to understand God?

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

hahah.panic.paranoia.you really need that in order for your religion to work.
its not gonna be the end of the world.lol.
just scientists wanting to learn something new.
so science is good when it comes to cars,computers and stuff like that.
but if we want to find out something new about the universe and how it all began ,if we want some answers you all chicken out and are like:"check it out,those europeans want to prove god doesnt exist again,with theyre satanic experiments!"
yeah then you dont need science,its the devils work i guess.but when it comes to computers and cars and building better houses its ok.pffff.
twofaced.all o'ya.

[D.L. Moody]

Re: Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

Okay, the world didn't end with collisions of 7 TeV, so they're going to continue with these collisions for a year, then shut down for a year, then restart with collisions at double that energy (14 TeV) and see if that destroys the earth? Do I have that right?

Let's see, 2010... plus two years, equals - give me a minute - 2012? Is that right?

I fear you might be on to something here, Brother!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

Well I certainly have a couple of questions on this seeming hoax. First off, I find it hard to believe God is a particle. I mean really, can you picture in your mind a particle killing the first born of all the Egyptians when the Pharaoh refused to free the joos? Secondly, what do you think of a God that would create the universe and then go and play a game of hide and seek causing his creation to spend billions of dollars to find Him. After all, He left the Bible (KJV1611) behind and that should be enough.

Isn't it like the socialist Europaeons to party using tax payer money, and then where are all the green peace activists protesting the 7 TeV – that's one hell of a lot of global warming going on there, to say nothing of the electric bill. I'm sure Obama is going to say it is creating "jobs", but that doesn't even buy me a tank of gas, let alone advancing my ability to buy my next car with a tokamak engine. And why are they not calling it the "Allah" particle to get Osama bed Linen to shut fuck up – or are they afraid that millions of mooselimbs will start blowing themselves up.

I haven't seen a thing about all this on Fox News, and Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin are also strangely silent on this outrage.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

After a year+ of proton billiards at 3.5TeV, the LHC will be shut down for a year or so for upgrades necessary to let it run at its design maximum power of 7TeV, allowing truly outrageous 14 TeV collision energies.

Okay, the world didn't end with collisions of 7 TeV, so they're going to continue with these collisions for a year, then shut down for a year, then restart with collisions at double that energy (14 TeV) and see if that destroys the earth? Do I have that right?

Let's see, 2010... plus two years, equals - give me a minute - 2012? Is that right?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

Top CERN boffin Sergio Bertolucci has also predicted the opening of some kind of portal into a bizarre extra-dimensional continuum of some kind; though sadly he expects this to be too small and shortlived to allow for any regrettable but of course excitingly newsworthy parallel-universe portal invasions or similar.

Silly man! Demons can squeak through the tiniest of portals.

[True Disciple]

Re: Crazed Tin Pot 'Scientists' Endanger Us All!!!

Don't worry. They try to recreate the Big Bang, but as every True Christian(tm) knows, the Big Bang never actually happened, so it can't possibly work. The only thing the LHC will accomplish is relieving a lot of Europistanis of their tax money.

[D.L. Moody]

These lunatics who live deep underground like moles somewhere in Europeland are trying their best to blow us all up

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/30/7_tev_at_lhc/

LHC particle-punisher in record 7 TeV hypercollisions

Earth apparently still here: Tinfoilers omelette-visaged
By Lewis Page • Get more from this author
Posted in Physics, 30th March 2010 11:45 GMT
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It's official: as this is written, the most powerful particle collisions ever achieved by the human race are taking place inside the great subterranean detector caverns of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).
An initial hiccup this morning saw an overly-jumpy automatic protection system quench a magnet and dump one of the beams, but boffins at the colossal 27-km machine's controls fought back to re-establish a ring of lightspeed 3.5 tera-electron-volt (TeV) protons in the affected magno-doughnut in time for lunch.

Shortly after 12:00 UK time, with both beams up and running at 3.5 TeV - several times any previous collision energies achieved - controls were cautiously tweaked to cross the two proton streams inside the detector arrays. Jubilant boffins packing the several control rooms involved cheered and clapped as the human race's first 7 TeV collisions appeared on the screens.

Tinfoilclad doom prophets around the world - fearing some kind of planet-imploding black hole mishap, planetary soupening or custardisation event etc - no doubt found it a trouser-moistening moment, but in fact as we write everything seems to be nominal at CERN. Evidently, as it turns out, all the world's top physicists were right and the tinfoilers were wrong.
Science fans can now look forward in the immediate future to a volley of excellent collision pictures from the various detectors. Thereafter, once the enormous supercomputing arrays of CERN get to crunching on the resulting stream of data, various promised scientific treats are to be expected: the Higgs boson (or "God particle") may make its appearance, or not, so settling the long-running feud between Professors Higgs and Hawking.
Top CERN boffin Sergio Bertolucci has also predicted the opening of some kind of portal into a bizarre extra-dimensional continuum of some kind; though sadly he expects this to be too small and shortlived to allow for any regrettable but of course excitingly newsworthy parallel-universe portal invasions or similar.
After a year+ of proton billiards at 3.5TeV, the LHC will be shut down for a year or so for upgrades necessary to let it run at its design maximum power of 7TeV, allowing truly outrageous 14 TeV collision energies.
Geneva looks set to be the party town of Europe tonight, as roistering boffins take to the streets to celebrate their triumph.
"We could not contain the joy," reported a CERN spokeswoman as riotous scenes took place in the control rooms earlier on. ®