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  • God Hates Sea Slugs

    Is there no end to the vile wickedness of nature? God is righteously pissed at THIS PERVERSION and is getting ready to send a rich flood of red tide into the habitat of these abominable beasts.

    Sex orgy 'lasts for days'

    They come together in the hundreds, attracted by a pheromone that makes them crazy with desire, and spend the next couple of days having continuous sex.

    This group orgy isn't made up of free-thinking humans with a passion for physical attention, but rather a species of near-blind marine animal.

    Humans find love in many different ways, but for sea slugs, a powerful sex attractant is responsible for drawing them to a partner and stimulating them to mate.

    Scott Cummins and his colleagues at the University of Queensland uncovered the potent mix of chemicals, describing it as the sea slug equivalent of a cross between "Chanel No 5 and Viagra."

    Dr Cummins said generally a sea slug's day involved cruising the bottom of the ocean alone.

    But during summer when the weather warmed, something triggered hundreds of them to gather in a sexual frenzy.

    And the "party" often lasted for days, Dr Cummins said.

    Exactly how sea slugs signal each other for this mating ritual has been a mystery for a long time, but researchers found the creatures secreted a cocktail of small proteins as a "pheromone message".

    "To sea slugs these pheromones are powerful ... just a teaspoonful in a swimming pool-sized tank can make all the sea slugs lovestruck and send them into a mating frenzy."

    The postdoctoral fellow works in UQ's School of Integrative Biology and said the discovery presented an exciting array of possibilities.

    It is the first example of a multi-component attraction pheromone used by a marine animal.

    "If we can understand how pheromones work in sea slugs - how the slugs detect them and how they influence slug behaviour - we may be able to enhance the management of similar marine animals in aquaculture," he said.

    Further research could see the development of powerful new tools to eliminate pest species by disrupting this form of communication.

    Dr Cummings' team, along with their American collaborators at the University of Texas Medical Branch, are working to uncover similar pheromone messages in other marine animals.

    The results of their work have recently been published in the prestigious Proceedings of the National Academy of Scientists USA and the Journal of Biological Chemistry.
    Brother Monty, do you think you might be able to get your associates in the Pacific to ship all of their radioactive waste to Queensland before dumping it?
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    Re: God Hates Sea Slugs

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    Is there no end to the vile wickedness of nature?
    I wouldn't worry too much, most likely the whole story comes from the deranged imagination of some sodomite scientist. Everybody knows those whote labcoats of their are used for flashing innocent children, the same way other exibitionists use trenchcoats.

    Fantasizing about orgies with slimey slugs....Must have been a Japanese scientist. Tentacle fetishes, you know.
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      Re: God Hates Sea Slugs

      That's a coincidence. Because after after Mudslimes, Communists, Nigras, Wetbacks, Homers, Cathylicks, Hippies, Welfare Queens, Liberals, Asians, activist judges, Eurotrash, Convicts, the liberal media, people that work at non-profit social service agencies, and the poor, Sea Slugs are right at the very top of the list of things I hate.
      Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 08-17-2007, 12:52 AM.

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        Re: God Hates Sea Slugs

        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
        I wouldn't worry too much, most likely the whole story comes from the deranged imagination of some sodomite scientist.
        You have a point, Brother. I don't believe something just because modern science teaches it. I don't see why anyone still pays any attention to something that contradicts the Bible as often as modern science does.

        Then again, I'm worried that just because someone suggests that wild animals could behave in such a blatantly unnatural manner, the teachers' unions will try to have it taught in public schools as part of their diversity curriculum. Praise Jesus that my grandson will be home-schooled!
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          Re: God Hates Sea Slugs

          God Hates all things sexural. I suppose that is why, in Retaliation for this Perversion, he Created the sea slugs to look thus:



          I mean, ick! The thought of these ugly things having Or-gees makes me want to lose my Lunch.

          Just look at what looks like eyes on the end of the cruller on the left, near the bottom. Slug-ugly!!!

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