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I've recently started my duties as junior curator at the Landover Baptist Creation Science Museum. I'm am happy to report that this "junior" position is a fully paid internship which will also award credits toward my Christian education. Given the expenses necessary to attend Landover Baptist University I will only be allowed to attend two courses per semester.
I have taken quite an interest in creation paleontology and spiritual biology. I attended a lecture given by one of the University's most prominent professors and the subject matter was a newly discovered threat looming, very possibly, within our own gated community. And that threat is remnant pure blooded African Negroids living among those darker skinned Negroes who continue to inhabit this great nation. The Creation Science Department is in a frenzy to calm the nerves of decent normal people who have darker skinned Negroes employed in their staffs. None of us wish to wake up in heaven under the conditions that we were violently murdered and our rotting corpses raped by a remnant pure blooded African negroid masquerading as an americanized negroid variant.
I have put forth much time and effort and I believe I have stumbled upon a means in which we can properly identify these remnants and promptly purge them from our midst.
The Allied Atheist Agenda have been pushing the unbiblical falsehood that humanity as a species developed through a process of gradual evolution. Furthermore they have uncovered fossils which they purport to be physical evidence to the validity of their baseless conjectural assumptions.
The following are five skull samples:
We can very plainly see that from the left to right the basic idea behind the misguided concept of evolution. It would appear as though these bones detail a progression from beast to man. Yes, the Allied Atheist Agenda would allow us to believe that bonobo chimps, Australoid, Negroids, and mongoloids are evolutionary precursors to Caucasoids such as us. Yes, those are the skulls depicted in order of appearance. As alien as the second through third skulls appear, they are indeed human. Therefore, it is clear to anyone that so-called homo habilis, Neanderthals, homo erectus, etc. are in fact nothing more than homo sapiens. But just as there are different sub-species of canine, who can crossbreed, there are also different human species who can crossbreed. And just as a bittbull is more aggressive than a dalmation, so too is the negroid more violent than the Caucasoid. This is not a theory, but creation science fact.
Study the following skull.
Clearly, the differences between the above skull and that of a normal skull are equal to or less than the differences between a normal skull and the negroid and Australoid skull. Yet Australopithecus Africanus is not considered a homo sapien. Clearly, much like the atom and subsequent molecules, the theory of evolution is a myth concocted by the Allied Atheist Agenda.
With that said I have come up with a means to detect the remnant pure blooded African negroid menace. I discovered this method while studying at the university library. Upon studying the science of craniology I checked myself in order to verify the validity of the text book. I found that I was not a negroid, but in fact, a Caucasoid. Pressing into the soft tissue surrounding my nose I found that the nasal cavity of my skull was narrow and that my forehead rises straight up from the eye cavities and is not sloped like the negroid or mongoloid skull. Also my skull is not elongated from front to back like the negroid skull. It is my belief that the truth is found in the skull. I have heard our pastors preach of Negroids with souls and pure blooded Negroids without souls. However, I believe that the truth is that those with souls are not negroid at all. How many Negro Caucasoids are running around convinced that they are Negroids when in fact they are more normal than they could imagine? We will have to bring all successful ex-Negroes together for testing, but I believe I may be on to something. If my findings prove correct we will be able to identify the remnant Negroids using an X-ray scan of the head.
I have taken quite an interest in creation paleontology and spiritual biology. I attended a lecture given by one of the University's most prominent professors and the subject matter was a newly discovered threat looming, very possibly, within our own gated community. And that threat is remnant pure blooded African Negroids living among those darker skinned Negroes who continue to inhabit this great nation. The Creation Science Department is in a frenzy to calm the nerves of decent normal people who have darker skinned Negroes employed in their staffs. None of us wish to wake up in heaven under the conditions that we were violently murdered and our rotting corpses raped by a remnant pure blooded African negroid masquerading as an americanized negroid variant.
I have put forth much time and effort and I believe I have stumbled upon a means in which we can properly identify these remnants and promptly purge them from our midst.
The Allied Atheist Agenda have been pushing the unbiblical falsehood that humanity as a species developed through a process of gradual evolution. Furthermore they have uncovered fossils which they purport to be physical evidence to the validity of their baseless conjectural assumptions.
The following are five skull samples:
We can very plainly see that from the left to right the basic idea behind the misguided concept of evolution. It would appear as though these bones detail a progression from beast to man. Yes, the Allied Atheist Agenda would allow us to believe that bonobo chimps, Australoid, Negroids, and mongoloids are evolutionary precursors to Caucasoids such as us. Yes, those are the skulls depicted in order of appearance. As alien as the second through third skulls appear, they are indeed human. Therefore, it is clear to anyone that so-called homo habilis, Neanderthals, homo erectus, etc. are in fact nothing more than homo sapiens. But just as there are different sub-species of canine, who can crossbreed, there are also different human species who can crossbreed. And just as a bittbull is more aggressive than a dalmation, so too is the negroid more violent than the Caucasoid. This is not a theory, but creation science fact.
Study the following skull.
Clearly, the differences between the above skull and that of a normal skull are equal to or less than the differences between a normal skull and the negroid and Australoid skull. Yet Australopithecus Africanus is not considered a homo sapien. Clearly, much like the atom and subsequent molecules, the theory of evolution is a myth concocted by the Allied Atheist Agenda.
With that said I have come up with a means to detect the remnant pure blooded African negroid menace. I discovered this method while studying at the university library. Upon studying the science of craniology I checked myself in order to verify the validity of the text book. I found that I was not a negroid, but in fact, a Caucasoid. Pressing into the soft tissue surrounding my nose I found that the nasal cavity of my skull was narrow and that my forehead rises straight up from the eye cavities and is not sloped like the negroid or mongoloid skull. Also my skull is not elongated from front to back like the negroid skull. It is my belief that the truth is found in the skull. I have heard our pastors preach of Negroids with souls and pure blooded Negroids without souls. However, I believe that the truth is that those with souls are not negroid at all. How many Negro Caucasoids are running around convinced that they are Negroids when in fact they are more normal than they could imagine? We will have to bring all successful ex-Negroes together for testing, but I believe I may be on to something. If my findings prove correct we will be able to identify the remnant Negroids using an X-ray scan of the head.
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