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Fans of so-called "science" on Reddit are calling an article "the funniest thing I've read today".
I don't find it funny. Not a bit. Downright galling, if you ask me!
How exactly is that HUMOROUS? 
There is nothing funny about blasphemy, "Dr. Tom"! Doctor of what? Does he have a PhD in Damnation?
See, now THAT is funny.
I don't find it funny. Not a bit. Downright galling, if you ask me!
Second Coming of Jesus accidentally targeted by US Air Force
But for the actions of a trigger-happy fighter jet pilot, Wednesday could have been the beginning of a new era. But alas, Jesus was shot down.
Thousands of eyewitnesses saw the blessed event Wednesday night, when a giant fireball lit up the night sky over God’s favorite part of God’s favorite country — the American Midwest.
All over the Internet, people are speculating as to the cause. Was it a UFO? Was it a meteorite? Was it a secret government mind-control experiment? Nobody seems to get to the truth.
The National Weather Service (NWS) reported:
The Bible tells us the truth:
Just look at the video evidence below and compare it to the image above! Jesus appeared, shining brilliantly, moving across the night sky!
EDIT: I see the video evidence doesn't show up. Here's a link.
Tragically, during the 15 minutes of Jesus’ re-entry sequence, USAF fighters scrambled, assuming the worst: A terror attack.
A shamefaced officer, speaking on condition of anonymity, told us:
“We thought it was a terrorist attack! Al Quaida with a nuke, maybe Iran, or even the Hutaree. We didn’t know! We defended America, and, well, we blew Jesus out of the sky.” Wiping away a tear, he continued, “These Homeland Security alerts just have us all on edge all the time . . . I don’t know how I’m going to explain to my kids . . . First Santa Claus, now this! Thank God the Easter Bunny doesn’t fly . . . Oh, shit! My son has a loose tooth!”
It is rumored that one charred sandal was found by state police in Illinois. This evidence has since vanished.
But for the actions of a trigger-happy fighter jet pilot, Wednesday could have been the beginning of a new era. But alas, Jesus was shot down.
Thousands of eyewitnesses saw the blessed event Wednesday night, when a giant fireball lit up the night sky over God’s favorite part of God’s favorite country — the American Midwest.
All over the Internet, people are speculating as to the cause. Was it a UFO? Was it a meteorite? Was it a secret government mind-control experiment? Nobody seems to get to the truth.
The National Weather Service (NWS) reported:
The fireball was seen over the northern sky, moving from west to east.
Well before it reached the horizon, it broke up into smaller pieces and was lost from sight. Several reports of a prolonged sonic boom were received from areas north of Highway 20, along with shaking of homes, trees and various other objects including wind chimes.
NWS reported no known cause, but suggested a meteorite.Well before it reached the horizon, it broke up into smaller pieces and was lost from sight. Several reports of a prolonged sonic boom were received from areas north of Highway 20, along with shaking of homes, trees and various other objects including wind chimes.
The Bible tells us the truth:
Matthew 24:24-27
24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
25 Behold, I have told you before.
26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Luke 17:24 reiterates this description:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
25 Behold, I have told you before.
26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
For as the lightning, that lighteneth out of the one part under heaven, shineth unto the other part under heaven; so shall also the Son of man be in his day.
Just look at the video evidence below and compare it to the image above! Jesus appeared, shining brilliantly, moving across the night sky!
EDIT: I see the video evidence doesn't show up. Here's a link.
Tragically, during the 15 minutes of Jesus’ re-entry sequence, USAF fighters scrambled, assuming the worst: A terror attack.
A shamefaced officer, speaking on condition of anonymity, told us:
“We thought it was a terrorist attack! Al Quaida with a nuke, maybe Iran, or even the Hutaree. We didn’t know! We defended America, and, well, we blew Jesus out of the sky.” Wiping away a tear, he continued, “These Homeland Security alerts just have us all on edge all the time . . . I don’t know how I’m going to explain to my kids . . . First Santa Claus, now this! Thank God the Easter Bunny doesn’t fly . . . Oh, shit! My son has a loose tooth!”
It is rumored that one charred sandal was found by state police in Illinois. This evidence has since vanished.
There is nothing funny about blasphemy, "Dr. Tom"! Doctor of what? Does he have a PhD in Damnation?See, now THAT is funny.
