Originally posted by paula
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Evolution is the silly notion that atoms got bored not being alive and decided to become bacteria instead, then turned into dinosaurs, because they hated being so small and had some kind of complex about it, so they decided on hugeness, then they were all killed because the universe threw a rock at them, except the smart ones who turned themselves into mice then eventually decided to be monkeys, because trees are more fun than holes in the ground, and maybe the universe wasn't mad anymore and might let them get a little bigger without throwing another rock, then they turned into humans, except for the monkeys who didn't like indoor plumbing and stayed monkeys.
then why come we never ever sees a stars evolve into somethang else? an i not belives that there be baby stars cuz that would means that 2 grown stars got marrieds
an then dids
an then the momma star gots pregnint an stuff. i thinks them picktures of star nurserys be fotoshopped, 

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