Proof of what we knew all along anyway.

[Zephaniah]

Sleeping with women is bad for you

Yes, you heard me. Even so much as being in the same bed as a woman can negatively effect a man's performance in his duties to God. Yet more evidence to prove that women are the tools of Satan, sent to corrupt and distract the pure True Christian(TM) men who strive to make this world a more Godly place. In order to combat against this negative femminine influence, I suggest that all females living in any True Christian(TM) household should be locked in a soundproofed area of the basement overnight, and that a man and his wife should share a bed no more than once or twice a year to ensure a steady supply of Christian Soldiers(TM) to fight our worthy crusades in the towelhead countries.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Proof of what we knew all along anyway.

Sleeping with women is bad for you

Yes, you heard me. Even so much as being in the same bed as a woman can negatively effect a man's performance in his duties to God. Yet more evidence to prove that women are the tools of Satan, sent to corrupt and distract the pure True Christian(TM) men who strive to make this world a more Godly place. In order to combat against this negative femminine influence, I suggest that all females living in any True Christian(TM) household should be locked in a soundproofed area of the basement overnight, and that a man and his wife should share a bed no more than once or twice a year to ensure a steady supply of Christian Soldiers(TM) to fight our worthy crusades in the towelhead countries.

There is nothing natural about the idea of sleeping with women. They are seed receptacles, but that is all. After I've wiped my sinful parts down with a piece of toilet paper, I don't spend the rest of the night with it, so why should a woman be any different? Some people suggest providing a rug on the bedroom floor for one's wife to sleep upon when she has served her purpose for the night, but I think that the idea of spending good money on a rug - for a woman! - betrays an ungodly feminist influence.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Proof of what we knew all along anyway.

How thoughtful of you to use toilet paper Brother. My dear departed Husband used to use the curtains.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof of what we knew all along anyway.

Sleeping with women is bad for you

Yes, you heard me. Even so much as being in the same bed as a woman can negatively effect a man's performance in his duties to God. Yet more evidence to prove that women are the tools of Satan, sent to corrupt and distract the pure True Christian(TM) men who strive to make this world a more Godly place. In order to combat against this negative femminine influence, I suggest that all females living in any True Christian(TM) household should be locked in a soundproofed area of the basement overnight, and that a man and his wife should share a bed no more than once or twice a year to ensure a steady supply of Christian Soldiers(TM) to fight our worthy crusades in the towelhead countries.

Typical of men to blame women for everything.

But if you read to the bottom of the article it does say that people get used to sharing a bed.