Perverted Secularists Teach Kids to be Queer and Have Abortions!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Perverted Secularists Teach Kids to be Queer and Have Abortio

Thank you Brother Mayor Hold. But as always, I do my work out of love for Jesus and the little ones.

Perhaps you could make attending my lecture mandatory for all city employees? I think we need to spread this message of sexual shame to the parents of as many impressionable children as possible.

Our City Employees are required to participate in continuing education and this would fit in perfectly.
I will issue the memo Monday requiring them to attend your lecture.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Perverted Secularists Teach Kids to be Queer and Have Abortio

Professor, what a blessing for us to have your deep intellect challenging us.

I am going to read everything I can about this interesting field of Human Sinuality. This is really ground breaking material.

Thank you Brother Mayor Hold. But as always, I do my work out of love for Jesus and the little ones.

Perhaps you could make attending my lecture mandatory for all city employees? I think we need to spread this message of sexual shame to the parents of as many impressionable children as possible.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Perverted Secularists Teach Kids to be Queer and Have Abortio

Professor, what a blessing for us to have your deep intellect challenging us.

I am going to read everything I can about this interesting field of Human Sinuality. This is really ground breaking material.

[Professor Bessemer]

Friends, as you all know, the fields of Scientheism are broad and varied. From Archeotheology, the Godly study of vanished savage heathen cultures to Vitriotheism, the faith based study of how glass works, there is no secular scientific discipline under the sun with which we here at LBU do not disagree with completely.

Which leads me to a discipline I do not believe has been mentioned on this holy forum. I am talking about about Human Sinuality. It is the godly analog to the disgusting perversion that the secularists call Human Sexuality.

Now, the pornmongers who make it their business to poke and prod at the filthiest and most disturbing parts of our shameful anatomies will have you believe that all sorts of the most vile perversions are normal and natural. Why, they even advocate teaching kindergarteners how to have anal sex and that abortions are the best form of birth control, here in our own Godly state of Iowa!

A bill introduced in the Iowa House would expand what’s required to be taught in schools to include “age-appropriate”, comprehensive sex education beginning in kindergarten. The legislation is being pushed by Mary Mascher, a Democrat from Iowa City, who is a longtime educator.

She says kids need more information than they get in schools where abstinence only is taught. “We need to give kids good information. We need to give kids the ability, the skill set to be able to make a good choice and good choices in their lives,” Mascher says. Mascher says parents would have the option to pull their children from the sexuality classes.

Now, I know you are just as outraged as I am, but you may also notice no mention of sodomy or fetal murder in the above article. Well, I have highlighted the code words for both of these nefarious scourges on society so that you will see them as I did. Comprehensive Sex Eduaction is simply code for all manner of perversions, including but not limited to sodomy, oral sex, fetishism, bondage, group sex, auto erotic asphyxiation, etcetera. Have these secularist perverts no shame at all? And they want to teach this filth to five year old children!

Also, we all know what the liberals mean when they use the word choice. To them, it means one thing and one thing only, infanticide! Abortion is murder, pure and simple. I am sure I am not the only True Christian™ who is beside himself with rage that even here in Iowa, the tentacles of liberalism are intent on corrupting the minds of our most vulnrable members, our future True Christian™ children.

Please join me at my next Human Sinuality lecture Wednesday evening in Leviticus Hall on the Landover Baptist University campus. The subject will be Keeping Sex Shameful: How to Keep your Children on the Path to Glory! I do hope you all can attend. 20% of the proceeds from the door charge of $25.00 will go towards the production of shame based abstinence literature for children from ages three to seven. Praise!