[TrollyMcTrollerton]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Wow... First off the "dome shaped" cover of the earth is also explicit proof that the earth is round, second off that photo of the bus (as you so blatently call it air-friction) is in fact g-forces (basic physics friend, lmao) caused by the bus stopping and starting, not from air friction (Hurr durr?!?!) You now have told me that at all 4 CORNERS of CIRCULAR earth lies the exact same point, and I'm not sure where your credentials lie but I am a math major and the idea of having all points around a circle at the same point is impossible (unless you're talking about a 3-d sphere. (I'd like to hear you claim math is a stupid theory seeing as how it isn't based on observation, only the study of numbers). Also if you remember your middle school days you would know that the moon's rotation is "almost" exactly at the speed of which it is needed to always be facing the earth (which is funny because you said it cannot happen by chance, yet of course anything can happen by chance, as that is the definition of chance), but it is not perfect.
So I'm sorry your parentally instilled dogmatism makes it so you cannot realize truths which hold more sense than a 2-d object in a 3-d world (DERP?) but you my friend are the one who is confused, not the rest of the world.
Also circumscribing a circle is NOT going east to west.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Period.

[A Follower]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

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Wow... First off the "dome shaped" cover of the earth is also explicit proof that the earth is round,

No, a dome is proof of a dome. How you can turn that around into a round earth is incomprehensible to me. It doesn't get any simpler than this dome=dome. Haven't you learned about identities in your vaunted maths course yet?

Your lie is blatant anyone can see that you're just making stuff up because you don't want to believe in God. Can you not look at your own words for a minute and see how ridiculous it is to say that a dome proves that whatever is underneath is spherical? You can't be seriously claiming that putting a dome-shaped cover over something flat like a plate turns the plate into a ball.

I really don't get you ball-earthers. No one I've ever met in real life believes in those fairy tales, but somehow here on the Internet there is a deluge of them, each more stupid than the previous one. Are you ball-earthers actually serious? Do you really believe all that you're saying?

second off that photo of the bus (as you so blatently call it air-friction) is in fact g-forces (basic physics friend, lmao) caused by the bus stopping and starting, not from air friction (Hurr durr?!?!)

I used the words air friction because you used them before, but that doesn't make them wrong. A driving bus will suffer friction from the air around it.

Your claim that the bus is accelerating needs proof (which you probably won't provide as I know as well as you that you have no knowledge of what happened on that bus you are just making this up). Second, please explain why none of the people who were seated fell or even were pushed forward, only the jumpers tumbled... An eery coincidence which just happens to match God's theory completely and disproves yours effectively.

You now have told me that at all 4 CORNERS of CIRCULAR earth lies the exact same point, and I'm not sure where your credentials lie but I am a math major and the idea of having all points around a circle at the same point is impossible (unless you're talking about a 3-d sphere. (I'd like to hear you claim math is a stupid theory seeing as how it isn't based on observation, only the study of numbers).

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=260295 explains quite well what "four corners" means.

Mister math major, you obviously have never heard of concentric circles. Please tell your university that you want your math lessons scaled up from learning simple arithmetic to actual mathematics like circles.



North pole at the center, south pole at the edge, just like in real life.

And no, I haven't said math is a stupid theory, but it is obvious that what you've been thought is nothing like real math.

Also if you remember your middle school days you would know that the moon's rotation is "almost" exactly at the speed of which it is needed to always be facing the earth (which is funny because you said it cannot happen by chance, yet of course anything can happen by chance, as that is the definition of chance), but it is not perfect.

Please explain how such a bit of chance could happen, and why the moon could not be spherical in the first place, the Bible says nothing about it's shape, only that it moves along the firmament like the sun and the stars.

So I'm sorry your parentally instilled dogmatism makes it so you cannot realize truths which hold more sense than a 2-d object in a 3-d world (DERP?) but you my friend are the one who is confused, not the rest of the world.
Also circumscribing a circle is NOT going east to west.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Period.

Circumscribing a circle while keeping the distance to the poles equal IS going east to west (or vice versa).

You have again made a number of unfounded assertions (this time about me and my parents, you'll be so kind as to leave them out of this in the future) and then you claim the theory you have built up on those assumption to be absolute truth. Please don't use such a stupid form of logic on our Godly forum. I know you've been taught at your expensive university that's how science works, and theories based on lies may well be accepted by your professors, but they are useless in a debate with an intelligent person like me.

Second I am quite sure that your 3d bullshit is just a lie too. My brand new 3d tv is just as flat as any other tv, which proves that 3d is flat. Even you must agree that the surface of the allegedly 3-d earth is a 2d object.

Btw, if you're not ready to admit defeat yet you're welcome to troll a bit longer with your ignorance, it is somewhat amusing to see someone pretend to actually believe all that stuff you claim to believe

[HoldOnAMinute]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Hold on a minute, now.

What happens when you get to the edge of the world, do you fall of? And why has no one ever been to the edge?

[normalperson]

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[catholic priest]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Sir, while I do respect your dedication to proving that science is, as you say "a load of mumbo-jumbo" I must say:

You are, by far, the biggest and most oblivious dumbass I've ever seen. EVER.

There are no words to describe your stupidity, and I'm amazed that such people can exist. I have to say, if I met you in real life, I would slap you so hard, your cheek would physically fall off.

You are so much of a dumbass that I feel that after reading this article, I am now dead inside. Not only that, but my IQ has dropped to negative 1. It's just incredible that such people can exist. If I were the ruler of the world, I would burn you, piss on your corpse and then burn it again.

If this means being a Christian, no thanks. Because, like I said, you sir made me die inside. I am literally dumbfound that such individuals exist on this round planet of ours.

Einstein? Pfft. A random guy on the forum is twice as influential.
Oh. Fucking. Wait.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Sir, while I do respect your dedication to proving that science is, as you say "a load of mumbo-jumbo" I must say:

You are, by far, the biggest and most oblivious dumbass I've ever seen. EVER.

There are no words to describe your stupidity, and I'm amazed that such people can exist. I have to say, if I met you in real life, I would slap you so hard, your cheek would physically fall off.

You are so much of a dumbass that I feel that after reading this article, I am now dead inside. Not only that, but my IQ has dropped to negative 1. It's just incredible that such people can exist. If I were the ruler of the world, I would burn you, piss on your corpse and then burn it again.

If this means being a Christian, no thanks. Because, like I said, you sir made me die inside. I am literally dumbfound that such individuals exist on this round planet of ours.

Einstein? Pfft. A random guy on the forum is twice as influential.
Oh. piffleing. Wait.

That is no way to speak to these round earthers. They know no better. Sort of like catlick priests molesting choir boys. You all have a narrow view and are unwilling to accept the truths.

Not one person has ever produced a shred of proof the Earth is round like a ball whereas many Landover True Christians(tm) have provided irrefutable proof, time and time again the earth is disk shaped, as flat as a silver dollar and just as round.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

NormalPerson, lovely painting, shame you do not have the side view.

[normalperson]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

NormalPerson, lovely painting, shame you do not have the side view.

it isnt a painting. its a picture.

[catholic priest]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

That is no way to speak to these round earthers. They know no better. Sort of like catlick priests molesting choir boys. You all have a narrow view and are unwilling to accept the truths.

Not one person has ever produced a shred of proof the Earth is round like a ball whereas many Landover True Christians™ have provided irrefutable proof, time and time again the earth is disk shaped, as flat as a silver dollar and just as round.

Oh my fucking God, you are actually THAT DUMB!

Seriously, if I were you, I'd kill myself right now - that way the world's general IQ number would increase, even by .0000000000000000000000000001%.

Please, die. Either that, or read some other book besides your goddamn Bible, you blind ass.

[normalperson]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

out of curiosity, do you not believe in what scientists call 'gravity'. They say gravity is what pulls us down and I dont see any reference to a christian version of gravity in the bible. So i'd like to propose a test.
1: find a high place, whether it be a building or cliff:
this is a high enough place for you to try out this experiment.
2: walk off it.
Now for the scientific conclusion to such a thing, you would fall and perhaps die. If you would not believe in gravity you would float in the air and therefore not be harmed .

[catholic priest]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Oh, very well played, sirs. Very well played.

I had no idea you were trollin'. I salute you. You really had me thinking such idiots existed.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Oh, very well played, sirs. Very well played.

I had no idea you were trollin'. I salute you. You really had me thinking such idiots existed.

Yes, the poster 'normalperson' is a troll, but a non dangerous one so we allow him to stay. However, once he rocks the ark, God will give him the boot to Hell.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

out of curiosity, do you not believe in what scientists call 'gravity'. They say gravity is what pulls us down and I dont see any reference to a christian version of gravity in the bible. So i'd like to propose a test.
1: find a high place, whether it be a building or cliff:
this is a high enough place for you to try out this experiment.
2: walk off it.
Now for the scientific conclusion to such a thing, you would fall and perhaps die. If you would not believe in gravity you would float in the air and therefore not be harmed .

There is no such folly as gravity. Gods might is what holds and moves man.
To walk off a building or cliff is saying to God "I want to go down to the sulfurous pits of burning brimstone to have my rectum stretched by the devil." And that is exactly where God sends you. Son, you have to live life according to Gods decrees. No where does He say to walk off of cliffs or tall buildings. He does tell us to tithe to the church and He outlined the natural order of man, woman and the other races.
You really need to read the Bible and stop all this silliness.

[CoolMan]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You guys are missing the whole point of the Bible. The stories are supposed to teach you a lesson on how to live your life, not to be taken literally. It's as if I told you a story where a cat and a dog were arguing with each other, and they worked through their argument by listening to each other, and you just ran around saying cats and dogs must be able to talk because they can talk in the story. Look deeper into the stories.

[Lisa H]

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You guys are missing the whole point of the Bible. The stories are supposed to teach you a lesson on how to live your life, not to be taken literally. It's as if I told you a story where a cat and a dog were arguing with each other, and they worked through their argument by listening to each other, and you just ran around saying cats and dogs must be able to talk because they can talk in the story. Look deeper into the stories.

What are you rambling about?

There are no stories of cats and dogs fighting in the Bible. You must have confused the Bible with some children's book. The Cat In The Hat books are just stories for children. Those things did not happen.

Open you eyes and look outside, you will see the earth is flat.