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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #3826
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
    ooh, only 144,000? phew, then we probably won't make a chance anymore...
    after all those millions of years, God probably picked the lucky 144000 already...
    Actually, the 144,000 will all be members of Landover Baptist Church, because we are the only ones who follow the entire KJV1611 Bible to the letter without making exceptions for scriptures that might be politically incorrect.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #3827
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
      ooh, only 144,000? phew, then we probably won't make a chance anymore...
      after all those millions of years, God probably picked the lucky 144000 already...
      And oh, nice theory! But what about Space shuttles and satellites?
      all hoaxes? Or can't god stop them?
      After all, they fly way higher then planes...
      Yes, they ARE hoaxes!

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      • Kenny_
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        • Dec 2010
        • 25

        #3828
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
        None of the destinations are anywhere near the edge Kenny. Nor are there airports. Do you seriously think airlines would be THAT foolish? Not even Ryanair.


        YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.
        OOoh, i see... so you're saying that the planes just disappear and then reappear on the other side of the world? :-)



        If i would follow one of these lines? *and that's exactly what planes and boats do on a daily basis* what would happen?

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        • Kenny_
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          • Dec 2010
          • 25

          #3829
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          Actually, the 144,000 will all be members of Landover Baptist Church, because we are the only ones who follow the entire KJV1611 Bible to the letter without making exceptions for scriptures that might be politically incorrect.
          Hé? So you never had more then 144000 members in all those gazillions of years? hmm... then you've made your point

          thanks for your time!

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #3830
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
            OOoh, i see... so you're saying that the planes just disappear and then reappear on the other side of the world? :-)



            If i would follow one of these lines? *and that's exactly what planes and boats do on a daily basis* what would happen?
            Being able to circle the earth doesn't mean that it's a sphere.

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            • Kenny_
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              • Dec 2010
              • 25

              #3831
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Being able to circle the earth doesn't mean that it's a sphere.

              Wow! Nice one! :-)
              I'm gonne ask someone in Australia how long it would take her to get to the South pole! cause based on your map it's super far away! :O

              *i'll just ignore the fact that you used the map of the world in it's globe-form*
              What are the edges? the 'edge' of the world? or the entire south pole stretched (like a globe-map would look like?)

              Thanks again for your time! :-)

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              • Jesus is Lord
                Devout seeker of the Truth™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 639

                #3832
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
                Hé? So you never had more then 144000 members in all those gazillions of years? hmm... then you've made your point

                thanks for your time!
                Gazillions of years? The Earth is only about 6,000 years old. Landover Baptist was founded in 1620 (as shown at the top of every page of the site) which makes it about 390 years old. While we've had and do have a large number of members sadly not all will make it to Heaven. Some lapse into sin before death or have commited blasphemy against the Holy Ghost some time in their life which is the one sin God will not forgive.

                Also, AFAIK we're not sure if women count towards the total or if they even can truly be Saved™. It is debated if they even have souls as the Bible clearly tells us they were only created to serve and be companions to men, like animals were, and to give birth to Soldiers of God.
                The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #3833
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
                  Wow! Nice one! :-)
                  I'm gonne ask someone in Australia how long it would take her to get to the South pole! cause based on your map it's super far away! :O

                  *i'll just ignore the fact that you used the map of the world in it's globe-form*
                  What are the edges? the 'edge' of the world? or the entire south pole stretched (like a globe-map would look like?)

                  Thanks again for your time! :-)
                  Are you blind? Can't you see the ice just a little way below Australia? It's right there. The Antarctic is not a continent, it is a wall of ice that encircles the entire world.

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                  • Jesus is Lord
                    Devout seeker of the Truth™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 639

                    #3834
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
                    Wow! Nice one! :-)
                    I'm gonne ask someone in Australia how long it would take her to get to the South pole! cause based on your map it's super far away! :O

                    *i'll just ignore the fact that you used the map of the world in it's globe-form*
                    What are the edges? the 'edge' of the world? or the entire south pole stretched (like a globe-map would look like?)

                    Thanks again for your time! :-)
                    Globe-form? I see a map of a round but flat Earth. Antarctica surrounds the entire edge of the Earth, keeping the waters of the ocean from going over the edge.
                    The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                    Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
                    sigpic

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                    • Kenny_
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                      • Dec 2010
                      • 25

                      #3835
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Are you blind? Can't you see the ice just a little way below Australia? It's right there. The Antarctic is not a continent, it is a wall of ice that encircles the entire world.
                      So there is no South pole?! O.O

                      everything is a myth? http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/1..._southpole.gif
                      Oh god... O.O

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #3836
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Kenny_ View Post
                        So there is no South pole?! O.O

                        everything is a myth? http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/1..._southpole.gif
                        Oh god... O.O
                        Just read the Bible. It has all the answers.

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                        • stayfrosty
                          Unsaved trash, rabid monkey worshiper
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 14

                          #3837
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                          Since you are so woefully inept at True Science™, I will provide you with one of my teaching aides from my homeschooling curricula for sophomore-level Creation Science.



                          And I leave you with the following verse of Scripture, that you may realize that your occultic "science" is nothing more than a deception perpetrated upon you by the minions of hell. True Science™ brings us closer to the the LORD, not further away from His Truth.

                          I Timothy 6:20
                          O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
                          OK! YOU'VE DONE IT! You've contradicted yourself and therefore proved yourself wrong! That video you posted mentions gravity to be the sole purpose why the Earth looks round. You and your oocultish conspiracy followers deny gravity. So please explain to me how you are going to make a feeble attempt to cover this mistake up.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • stayfrosty
                            Unsaved trash, rabid monkey worshiper
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 14

                            #3838
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                            Gazillions of years? The Earth is only about 6,000 years old. Landover Baptist was founded in 1620 (as shown at the top of every page of the site) which makes it about 390 years old. While we've had and do have a large number of members sadly not all will make it to Heaven. Some lapse into sin before death or have commited blasphemy against the Holy Ghost some time in their life which is the one sin God will not forgive.

                            Also, AFAIK we're not sure if women count towards the total or if they even can truly be Saved™. It is debated if they even have souls as the Bible clearly tells us they were only created to serve and be companions to men, like animals were, and to give birth to Soldiers of God.
                            But hold on. If the earth is only 6000 years old then what about the living creatures that were here millions of years ago. Sorry dude, to rain on your parade but the Earth is actually about 6 BILLION years old and the universe is 13.1 BILLION years old.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • stayfrosty
                              Unsaved trash, rabid monkey worshiper
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 14

                              #3839
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              No, they clearly haven't.

                              Your parents are most likely going to hell for doing such a poor job raising you.
                              HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA you're the one who's going to burn in hell. You're a genuine Christian who believes a load of nonsense that some castrated pedophile writes on a forum. And if I find out one more time that if you threaten someone's parents, I'm going to ask you to come to where I live so we can settle this like men, you here me?
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #3840
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by stayfrosty View Post
                                HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA you're the one who's going to burn in hell. You're a genuine Christian who believes a load of nonsense that some castrated pedophile writes on a forum. And if I find out one more time that if you threaten someone's parents, I'm going to ask you to come to where I live so we can settle this like men, you here me?
                                You are calling the various authors of the Bible castrated pedophiles?

                                Who is the false Christian here?
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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