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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Ok, I've read through the first 45 pages of this drivel, and I've come to the conclusion that there is no talking to you people. I've seen evidence of mental retardation, insanity, racism, hate speech, pedophilia, circular logic, illogic, insane troll logic, and intolerance on this forum, and I'm not going to poison my brain by reading any more of it. The Landover Baptist Church is a perfect example of why the majority of the world thinks that Christians are hate-filled racists. You are what is wrong with Christianity, a religion that I feel proud to be a part of, save for the small minority like you. Please don't try to spread this inanity to others.

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by FatherRaven85 View Post
      Ok, I've read through the first 45 pages of this drivel, and I've come to the conclusion that there is no talking to you people. I've seen evidence of mental retardation, insanity, racism, hate speech, pedophilia, circular logic, illogic, insane troll logic, and intolerance on this forum, and I'm not going to poison my brain by reading any more of it. The Landover Baptist Church is a perfect example of why the majority of the world thinks that Christians are hate-filled racists. You are what is wrong with Christianity, a religion that I feel proud to be a part of, save for the small minority like you. Please don't try to spread this inanity to others.
      Dear Papist Demon;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing boys for the pope to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by FatherRaven85 View Post
        Ok, I've read through the first 45 pages of this drivel, and I've come to the conclusion that there is no talking to you people. I've seen evidence of mental retardation, insanity, racism, hate speech, pedophilia, circular logic, illogic, insane troll logic, and intolerance on this forum, and I'm not going to poison my brain by reading any more of it. The Landover Baptist Church is a perfect example of why the majority of the world thinks that Christians are hate-filled racists. You are what is wrong with Christianity, a religion that I feel proud to be a part of, save for the small minority like you. Please don't try to spread this inanity to others.
        Galatians. 4:16 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
        Drama queen

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          But have we not seen from space that the earth is round?

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Malice View Post
            But have we not seen from space that the earth is round?
            Nobody here is arguing that the earth is not round. The Holy Bible is very clear that the earth is circular.

            Isaiah 40:22
            It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:


            While this verse is not entirely conclusive about whether the earth is a two-dimensional circle or a three-dimensional sphere, that matter is cleared up in the Book of Daniel.

            Daniel 4:10-11
            Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.


            The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:

            It is not possible to see this tall tree from the ends of the earth if the earth is spherical. Thus, the round earth is illustrated to be a planar circle rather than a sphere.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by FatherRaven85 View Post
              Ok, I've read through the first 45 pages of this drivel, and I've come to the conclusion that there is no talking to you people. I've seen evidence of mental retardation, insanity, racism, hate speech, pedophilia, circular logic, illogic, insane troll logic, and intolerance on this forum, and I'm not going to poison my brain by reading any more of it. The Landover Baptist Church is a perfect example of why the majority of the world thinks that Christians are hate-filled racists. You are what is wrong with Christianity, a religion that I feel proud to be a part of, save for the small minority like you. Please don't try to spread this inanity to others.
              From your moniker are we to surmise you are a raven that has 85 offspring? Or are you one of those pedophiles in a dress that hump altar boys? And you have problems with God's favorite church, Landover Baptist Church. Nice evasive trick pointing your fingers at others
              Isaiah 58:9 -- Then shalt thou call, and the Lord shall answer; thou shalt cry, and he shall say, Here I am. If thou take away from the midst of thee the yoke, the putting forth of the finger, and speaking vanity;
              Matthew 7:3-4 -- And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
              YiJC, BS

              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Malice View Post
                But have we not seen from space that the earth is round?
                You've been out into space? Or are you simply spaced out?
                YiJC, BS

                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Thank you for concinving me the earth is flat, I wasn't sure at first but this thread is gonna change my life.

                  Removed idiotic image
                  Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 01-08-2011, 11:46 AM. Reason: Removed idiotic image

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by ChristianTrollLover View Post
                    Thank you for concinving me the earth is flat, I wasn't sure at first but this thread is gonna change my life.
                    I see you don't intend staying here for very long.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                      Nobody here is arguing that the earth is not round. The Holy Bible is very clear that the earth is circular.

                      Isaiah 40:22
                      It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:


                      While this verse is not entirely conclusive about whether the earth is a two-dimensional circle or a three-dimensional sphere, that matter is cleared up in the Book of Daniel.

                      Daniel 4:10-11
                      Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.


                      The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:

                      It is not possible to see this tall tree from the ends of the earth if the earth is spherical. Thus, the round earth is illustrated to be a planar circle rather than a sphere.
                      It's not clearly said that the earth is flat, it's more symbolic, you just assumed that it is flat. 'The end off all earth', maybe he doesn't mean about the planet earth, maybe he just mean till the end of times, a sight that goes beyond limits of seeing, or something like that, it's not clearly said, there is many interpretations.

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
                        It's not clearly said that the earth is flat, it's more symbolic, you just assumed that it is flat. 'The end off all earth', maybe he doesn't mean about the planet earth, maybe he just mean till the end of times, a sight that goes beyond limits of seeing, or something like that, it's not clearly said, there is many interpretations.
                        Do you think that you are the FIRST atheist to stroll in here and say that the Bible is full of symbolic stories? Sure you guys always bring up things like, the virgin birth of Jesus, walking on water, the Resurrection and the parting of the red sea as symbolic. Well friend that's hog wash plain and simple. Why would God go through all the trouble of having man write the Bible and all of its wondrous FACTS, if it where some sort of sick cosmic JOKE?
                        If you want to read a book full of fairy tales, get a copy of the book of Mormon, now that is a JOKE.

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          ok a simple experiment you cant do at home to prove the earth is round

                          send two satellites into orbit above America and china or Brittan and Australia and send a signal between them... what do you mean its not working? but the only reason it wouldn't work is if there was something in the way! but there is nothing unusual in the sky what is in the way? oh wait THE EARTH

                          there you have it ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

                          any questions?
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Yes: could you spare us two satellites? I wasn't aware that they had become regular household appliances these days.

                            That was really dumb, wasn't it?
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Agnostic ponderer View Post
                              ok a simple experiment you cant do at home to prove the earth is round

                              send two satellites into orbit
                              Exactly how silly do you intend to get here? Just what home has the financial wherewithal or governmental permissions to launch two satellites? We could no more do this than the average factory worker could duplicate King Solomon's First Temple.

                              above America and china or Brittan and Australia and send a signal between them... what do you mean its not working? but the only reason it wouldn't work is if there was something in the way! but there is nothing unusual in the sky what is in the way? oh wait THE EARTH

                              there you have it ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

                              any questions?
                              Yes. Were you born this dumb or did you have to work on it?
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                possibly i should have highlighted the can't?

                                explain why for global communications a minimum of three satellites are needed
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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