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  • MuslimFundamentalist
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    • Mar 2011
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    #5686
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Yeah, sure you were.

    That doesn't explain all the other mistakes.

    And words which are proper nouns take capitals, regardless of your opinion of them. It doesn't mean they are important. It means they are proper nouns.
    D'you know what? Why am I trying to insult you!? You are actually too stupid to insult. I can only wish that it turns out Hinduism is the correct faith and you get to burn in some disgusting pit of filth for the rest of your life while all the people you detest most party above you in endless paradise! I'd be there with you but then atleast i could kick your ass for being such an arrogant jerk!

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    • WinnerNotSinner
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      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #5687
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by iamsmarterthanyou View Post
      You right god is perfect...unlike you. Shame.
      Originally posted by MuslimFundamentalist View Post
      But you have a tiny penis... so that means you wont be going to heaven then?!
      I am thankful for your persecution, it makes me closer to GOD! (Matthew 5:10-12)

      Try and make logical arguments, you silly mooslims are making yourselves look stupid with your arguments similar to those of children in a playground!
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Meek and Humble
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        • Dec 2008
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        #5688
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by MuslimFundamentalist View Post
        God cannot have made mistakes when creating said retards could he!?
        No, God did not make a mistake. He made retards in order to punish the sins of their parents. It is God who makes unbelievers stupid. And yes, we mock you, for God tells us to.

        Psalm 14:1 The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.

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        • Jihad For The Win
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2011
          • 4

          #5689
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          You know what?

          An angel came to me and said "Jihad God is a Dinosaur and shitt is the devils work. The world is flat, Christians are fuktarded monkeys and allah is Da Boss"

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          • Meek and Humble
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            • Dec 2008
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            #5690
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Akmed Allah View Post
            so can u explain magnets....i bet that word....MAGNETS.......causes u to sh it your pants doesnt it......
            A magnet is an object that produces a magnetic field, produced by moving electric charges. Do you have a point?

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            • iamsmarterthanyou
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2011
              • 23

              #5691
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
              I am thankful for your persecution, it makes me closer to GOD! (Matthew 5:10-12)

              Try and make logical arguments, you silly mooslims are making yourselves look stupid with your arguments similar to those of children in a playground!
              You spell it Muslim not mooslim...you idiot. And you clearly are judging the people by their user name...Judging a book by its cover??? huuh!!! Bad boy. How do you know if they are muslims for sure? We all know you dicks hate muslims so....there.

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              • MuslimFundamentalist
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                • Mar 2011
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                #5692
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                I sincerely hope you have one major downsyndrome baby then Maybe that will show you how retarded your faith is? Yours most graciously the rest of the worlds population

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                • Meek and Humble
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                  #5693
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Jihad For The Win View Post
                  GIVE ME A fuINGG ANSWER IS SHITt THE DEVILS fukINGG WORK

                  THE WORLD ISNT piffleING FLAT
                  Sounds like the demons inside of you are getting angry.

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                  • Meek and Humble
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                    • Dec 2008
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                    #5694
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by iamsmarterthanyou View Post
                    Thank you all dick faces for reminding me that i had to clean my toilet. In memory of you scums I did a sh it and named it "U S of A" Then I cleaned my toilet.
                    Thank you for showing the full power of your brain at work. I needed a laugh.

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                    • Meek and Humble
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                      • Dec 2008
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                      #5695
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by aladin View Post
                      "God judges according to faith, not works." so i can say and do whatever the piffle i want as long as i believe in god its all fine? surely that would make the rest of the bible pointless as your quoteing from the bible that as long as you believe in god you can do what you want.. correct me if im wrong
                      Someone who actually has faith would be filled with the grace of God and never sin. If you ever sin, it proves you do not have faith.

                      See the first letter of John, the book of James, and the letter to the Hebrews for a fuller explanation.

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                      • Meek and Humble
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                        #5696
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Akmed Allah View Post
                        next time u get on a plane, open ur fu cking eyes! do u think god meant for u to travel through the clouds in a big blaphemous metal contraption?
                        Sure, why not? Jesus let his disciples travel is boats, why not airplanes?

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                        • iamsmarterthanyou
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 23

                          #5697
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Thanks! Took you long enough to read it. Slow reader? Aww.

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                          • Akmed Allah
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                            • Mar 2011
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                            #5698
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            A magnet is an object that produces a magnetic field, produced by moving electric charges. Do you have a point?
                            yeah i have a pi ffling point, u claim the earth is flat yet it is proven time and time again that a magnetic force is a constant throughout earth, planets and the solar system, so, judging by the proven magnetic field surrounding a magnet on a 3 dimension plain, then that means that the earth is also a 3 dimension object

                            or has ur god suddenly aborted and produced a reason for why that doesnt make sense,

                            once again, another major evidential ass pi ffle, how does it feel to be so wrong throughout so many different levels....

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                            • Meek and Humble
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                              #5699
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by MuslimFundamentalist View Post
                              But you have a tiny penis... so that means you wont be going to heaven then?!
                              I'm sure everyone in your primary school must think you are incredibly smart with comebacks like that.

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                              • Meek and Humble
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                                #5700
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by iamsmarterthanyou View Post
                                you don't have a priest? That's Gay.
                                Oh no, I said the evil word "gay"! OH NO! But you are so oh well.
                                It's okay. I'm glad when people use the word "gay" to mean bad/stupid. It helps reinforce how evil homosexuality is.

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