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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    =GURRENLAGANN;584996]
    Did you stutter? on the internet? this is text, not speech you mormon, Stuttering is a speech impediment. I can't believe some people are so dumb....
    Look dumb ass this is a Baptist Church, not a damn Mormon cult.

    Huh? What was that? you agree with me that Gandalf could kill god? Your faith isn't very strong i guess...but i can see why, The Church of Gandalf welcomes you. You are converted!
    Moron, I said to go back and read my posts. I did not agree with you!

    It seems that you some how do not possess the ability to comprehend my previous posts. Go back a few and re read the posted Scriptures slowly, over and over until it sinks into that thick skull of yours.
    Having problems reading ?

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      i think the point GURRENLAGANN is trying to make here is that the bible is as fictitious as Lord of the Rings and god isnt real which mean gandalf would obviously kick his ass in a straight up fight

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Ooh so you think Aragorn could kill god? I see. Mm it's possible James.

        Maybe if you go and read through Lord of the rings often enough, you'll see Gandalf is real!.

        The point i'm trying to make is, The fictional book known as the bible supposedly proves god is real. Then the fictional book known as LOTR proves that Gandalf is real.

        Disprove LOTR = Gandalf is real, Disproves god is real.

        So James doesn't believe in god

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by darkflame View Post
          i think the point GURRENLAGANN is trying to make here is that the bible is as authentic as Lord of the Rings and god isnt real which mean gandalf would obviously kick his ass in a straight up fight
          Of course the Bible is authentic and God is real, how else would they exist. No use comparing your Harry Potter fairytale's
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Of course the Bible is authentic and God is real, how else would they exist. No use comparing your Harry Potter fairytale's
            by that rationale alone your sayin that Lord of the Rings is a true story

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by darkflame View Post
              by that rationale alone your sayin that Lord of the Rings is a true story
              You still do not get it. Your Lord of the rings story is just a fairytale.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Of course the Bible is authentic and God is real, how else would they exist. No use comparing your Harry Potter fairytale's
                The point is, The bible proves god exists, and god proves the bible exists.

                Thus The lord of the rings proves gandalf exists, and thus gandalf proves lord of the rings exists.

                Thus, by saying the above, you are also comfirming the existance of Gandalf as a real wizard, tell me, do you also believe that Winnie the pooh exists in real life? And the white rabbit?

                P.S Darkflame, you have exactly the right idea.

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by GURRENLAGANN View Post
                  The point is, The bible proves god exists, and god proves the bible exists.

                  Thus The lord of the rings proves gandalf exists, and thus gandalf proves lord of the rings exists.

                  Thus, by saying the above, you are also comfirming the existance of Gandalf as a real wizard, tell me, do you also believe that Winnie the pooh exists in real life? And the white rabbit?

                  P.S Darkflame, you have exactly the right idea.
                  What your saying is that you would much rather believe some piece of fiction and fairytale's than the Bible.

                  What has this got to do with God's earth being flat.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Of course it's flat!
                    I took a boat around the world once and just fell off! Like into space!

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      yes i would rather believe lotr than the bible but as theyre both works of fiction the bible is wrong and the world is a sphere not flat

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by darkflame View Post
                        yes i would rather believe lotr than the bible but as theyre both works of fiction the bible is wrong and the world is a sphere not flat
                        The Bible is the Word of the Lord and always correct. Why are you claiming it is a sphere when it has been proven so many times it is flat.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          What your saying is that you would much rather believe some piece of fiction and fairytale's than the Bible.

                          What has this got to do with God's earth being flat.
                          Your chest is flat, OH SNAP!~ (P.S Go get an abortion, oh wait...you're not pregnant...)

                          Also, yes i believe in LOTR, it has more powah than the bible.

                          What you're saying is that you believe in the fairytale known as the bible. With it's all magical ending~ With special love and praise from Your "God" (Who is actually the greatest prankster in the world, he convinced so many people in his lies)

                          Of course it's flat!
                          I took a boat around the world once and just fell off! Like into space!
                          ...okay...so...where are you posting from? ooh yush! Space! I love breathing vacuum, gives me a warm floaty feeling

                          Invariably, the world is a dodecahedron! DUH!

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by GURRENLAGANN View Post
                            Your chest is flat, OH SNAP!~ (P.S Go get an abortion, oh wait...you're not pregnant...)

                            Also, yes i believe in LOTR, it has more powah than the bible.

                            What you're saying is that you believe in the fairytale known as the bible. With it's all magical ending~ With special love and praise from Your "God" (Who is actually the greatest prankster in the world, he convinced so many people in his lies)



                            ...okay...so...where are you posting from? ooh yush! Space! I love breathing vacuum, gives me a warm floaty feeling

                            Invariably, the world is a dodecahedron! DUH!
                            Now you are just rambling on. Have you been smoking your devil weed and lost all you mental capabilities. Now state you case why the earth is not flat not using some other arguments used before.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              so your saying that i couldnt travel from the UK to Australia then back again via the USA without going back on myself are u retarded. i mean seriously did u beat your head against a wall till u had an iq of 15 or something?

                              is it that u dont even understand the basic laws of science and the is why u hide urself behind god and refute anything remotely sane?

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by darkflame View Post
                                so your saying that i couldnt travel from the UK to Australia then back again via the USA without going back on myself are u retarded. i mean seriously did u beat your head against a wall till u had an iq of 15 or something?

                                is it that u dont even understand the basic laws of science and the is why u hide urself behind god and refute anything remotely sane?
                                My, how you try to make an intelligent argument. So where is information that backs up your claim.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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