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While conducting True Christian research on young men and ejaculations (GOD save their innocent souls!) it came to my attention that GODless scientists, as usual, are trying to lure the next generation of church leaders into HELL!
The BBC gleefully reports:
This is ridiculous. As far as Christian scientists can tell, the prostate gland was given to men by GOD to test their resolve against the temptation to engage in homosexuality.
It doesn't store anything but some nerves, so how could it "build up" chemicals like a fuel filter in your car or something?
Sounds like SOMEBODY is trying to tell you something about premarital sex.
OF COURSE it was Australian scientists. Of course.
Yes, let's ask Onan if that worked for him. Wait, you can't because GOD KILLED HIM.
FIVE TIMES A WEEK?!! How could any young man, no matter how strong, survive this kind of physical and emotional self-abuse?!
See? Whenever Christian scientists tentatively point out that abstinence is always best no matter what, angry atheist scientists come along and point out alleged "holes" in our research.
Graham Giles, who is a sex pervert and crazed lunatic atheist, should try praying to GOD for protection against diseases that HE created and see if that helps.
What they fail to mention is how much riskier it is to deplete your body of these precious resources that may not be renewable for the purpose of your own selfish pleasure!
I think this just goes to show how STUPID atheists and scientists are. News flash: YOUR PROSTATE DOESN'T SMOKE CIGARETTES! (Unless gays have figured out a way to smoke with their butts.
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Either way these dummies think that your prostate is somehow connected to your lungs!
Here's a simple experiment you can do at home to prove this is false:
Find two glass jars and set them side by side. Fill one with water and the other with Chlorine. Set them in the sun. Notice the one with Chlorine does not build up scum or moss or anything.
Now imagine the scummy one with water is the body of an atheist and the one with Chlorine is the body of an abstinent True Christian. The Christian is protected by GOD and will never get sick while the atheist is all scummy and diseased.
Breast feeding is a Gateway Sin!
No it's not. See my glass jar experiment above.
That's why, as usual, it's best to forget about raging so-called "biological urges" and crack open a Bible!
Why am I not surprised they have entire schools dedicated to sex over there? 
Ever heard of pseudoscience? Something that imitates science, but is not scientific and is not testable in order to protect a specific set of beliefs (such as masturbation is normal and healthy) in order to trick people into going to Hell.
That's exactly what we're dealing with here. Pseudoscience.
The BBC gleefully reports:
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.
This is ridiculous. As far as Christian scientists can tell, the prostate gland was given to men by GOD to test their resolve against the temptation to engage in homosexuality.
It doesn't store anything but some nerves, so how could it "build up" chemicals like a fuel filter in your car or something?
And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.
Sounds like SOMEBODY is trying to tell you something about premarital sex.
Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits
They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.
The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.
Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
Previous research has suggested that a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%.
But the Australian researchers who carried out this study suggest the early work missed the protective effect of ejaculation because it focussed on sexual intercourse, with its associated risk of STIs.
But the Australian researchers who carried out this study suggest the early work missed the protective effect of ejaculation because it focussed on sexual intercourse, with its associated risk of STIs.
See? Whenever Christian scientists tentatively point out that abstinence is always best no matter what, angry atheist scientists come along and point out alleged "holes" in our research.
Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, who led the research team, told New Scientist: "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations."
Graham Giles, who is a sex pervert and crazed lunatic atheist, should try praying to GOD for protection against diseases that HE created and see if that helps.
The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.
The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.
The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.
But animal studies have shown carcinogens such as 3-methylchloranthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in the prostate
I think this just goes to show how STUPID atheists and scientists are. News flash: YOUR PROSTATE DOESN'T SMOKE CIGARETTES! (Unless gays have figured out a way to smoke with their butts.
)Either way these dummies think that your prostate is somehow connected to your lungs!
"It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis. The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them."
Here's a simple experiment you can do at home to prove this is false:
Find two glass jars and set them side by side. Fill one with water and the other with Chlorine. Set them in the sun. Notice the one with Chlorine does not build up scum or moss or anything.
Now imagine the scummy one with water is the body of an atheist and the one with Chlorine is the body of an abstinent True Christian. The Christian is protected by GOD and will never get sick while the atheist is all scummy and diseased.
A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports
Breast feeding is a Gateway Sin!
Dr Chris Hiley, head of policy and research at the UK's Prostate Cancer Charity, told BBC News Online: "This is a plausible theory."
No it's not. See my glass jar experiment above.
She added: "In the same way the human papillomavirus has been linked to cervical cancer, there is a suggestion that bits of prostate cancer may be related to a sexually transmitted infection earlier in life."
That's why, as usual, it's best to forget about raging so-called "biological urges" and crack open a Bible!
Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.
"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire."
"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.
That's exactly what we're dealing with here. Pseudoscience.