If the earth is flat...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Yes yes! Poppycock!
How do you explain this fact: I once went to England from Rotterdam to Dover by boat. You can't see Dover from Rotterdam as well, so you claim that I would be drowned or something like that. How come I'm still alive and kicking here at home?

You've got nothing to do but to peddle these leftist-heliocentric ideas son? The reason you can't see Dover from Rotterdam is eyes aren't good enough from all the dope smoking and fornication with the professional ladies.

[G-Baby]

Re: If the earth is flat...

What part of "the earth became round" do you not understand? Jesus will drown you when He's good and ready, but for now He seems to feel that being Dutch is punishment enough.

I'm not Dutch..

'BECAME' round? Actually, it was round.
You know why the earth is, was and will always be round, well (please follow, PROOF!!):

The earth practises a sort of 'power' on matter. For example: if you let loose a glass of water, it will fall straight to the ground (don't take the wind in account) because of the earth's gravity. Do this trick and you will see I'm right. This so called gravity pulls the glass down and makes it fall. This force always goes to one point. The energy that the earth uses (I'm explaining it very simple) is what we call 'potential energy' and gives you an idea of how big this force is on a certain point. This potential energy is centrical. If you rub a balloon with a fleece sweater, you can pick up shreds of paper. It doesn't matter with which side you try to pick them up, the front, the back, the left or the right, because this 'potential energy' or 'force of attraction' is centrical. So far I've proved all my statements, haven't I? So I have proven that the earth is round, why? Pretend you could chose were the earth would be in the universe and you could built it up. You take one point where all the gravitational vectors (bigness (how big is the force?), line direction (on which imaginary line is that force?), direction (does it point to the left or to the right of that line?) and point of application (the point where the force grabes the matter, remember our glass of water) come together.
If you scatter some matter around the area of this point, this matter will come together in that point. The more matter you use, the bigger this point will become. And this point will be round because of the centrical force, which I proved with the balloon.

In your face..

[Brother Temperance]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Yes yes! Poppycock!
How do you explain this fact: I once went to England from Rotterdam to Dover by boat. You can't see Dover from Rotterdam as well, so you claim that I would be drowned or something like that. How come I'm still alive and kicking here at home?

What part of "the earth became round" do you not understand? Jesus will drown you when He's good and ready, but for now He seems to feel that being Dutch is punishment enough.

[G-Baby]

Re: If the earth is flat...

When the earth was flat, the pagans sinned and GOD decided to drown them all. I will skip the story of Noah and cut to the chase. The LORD caused rain for forty days and forty nights. The pagans drowned. The earth filled with water like a sponge and became round.

Now I have to ban you. Goodbye.

Yes yes! Poppycock!
How do you explain this fact: I once went to England from Rotterdam to Dover by boat. You can't see Dover from Rotterdam as well, so you claim that I would be drowned or something like that. How come I'm still alive and kicking here at home?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: If the earth is flat...

If the earth is flat, then how do you explain this phenomenon: when a ship travels farther away from an observer, the ship seems to go down as it gets farther away from the observer. Christopher Columbus noticed this and this is how he knew the world is round.

When the earth was flat, the pagans sinned and GOD decided to drown them all. I will skip the story of Noah and cut to the chase. The LORD caused rain for forty days and forty nights. The pagans drowned. The earth filled with water like a sponge and became round.

Now I have to ban you. Goodbye.

[Agent_000 (The Arizonan)]

If the earth is flat, then how do you explain this phenomenon: when a ship travels farther away from an observer, the ship seems to go down as it gets farther away from the observer. Christopher Columbus noticed this and this is how he knew the world is round.