[Sister Noddy]

Re: If the earth is flat ...

Friend ...

... You sir have earned yourself more warning points ...

Any chance can we get this gee-baby-dunceman person to change his font color to something more sensible?

That gold is so irritating, I can hardly read his writing!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If the earth is flat...

I'm Belgian He's got the money, I've got the brains...

Friend,

The socialist lie that of the existence of the country of "Belgium" has already been unmasked. As a member of Landover Baptist I have no time for people who claim to live in fictitious places no one can find on the map. We TRUE Christians™ did not spend 150+ plus years building our shinning city on the hill, Freehold, Iowa to be mocked by people form made up countries claiming to do all kinds of outrageous things that make no sense.

You sir have earned yourself more warning points.

PS: Only angels keep you on the earth friend.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Well ok. Enjoy hell, God mocker. Don't let the dorr hit ya where the good Lord split ya on the way out.

Indeed. If that Christ-hating Darwinista wants to be entertained, I'm sure that there will be plenty going on in hell to keep eternal damnation from becoming boring.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If the earth is flat...

I'm Belgian

Well that explains alot. you proudly hail from a country where fornicating with dogs and farm animals is perfectly legal. Do you know what God says about that in the Holy Bible? Do you even own a Bible?

[G-Baby]

Re: If the earth is flat...

You've just denied your Dutchness four times in three minutes. Methinks the Dutchman doth protest too much.

Maybe I'm denying this Dutchness because I'm not...

If the world weren't flat, wouldn't the water flow out of your beloved Amsterdam canals?

Maybe if you read my proof, you would know. Can you even read?

Look, don't spread(ing, you only have to use spread in this sentence ;-) ) lies. Brother Montague is a millionaire several times over. Now whose word are we going to take. A good Christian like Montague or some Dutch guy who won't even admit to his own nationality?

I'm Belgian He's got the money, I've got the brains...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Im here to be entertained. So entertain me jesus freak.

Well ok. Enjoy hell, God mocker. Don't let the dorr hit ya where the good Lord split ya on the way out.

[cavinaugh17 (On Moderation)]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Or maybe God, in His mercy, is giving you another chance to find Him. Now why don't you show your appreciation by repenting of your demon-talk and hitting that PayPal button? Eventually, you'll have to go to judgment, and your Darwin won't be able to save you when you meet him in hell.

Or maybe zeus, in mt olympus, is giving me permission to ridicule you further. Eventually, you'll have to go to judgment and your jesus wont be able to save you when you meet him in hades.

[cavinaugh17 (On Moderation)]

Re: If the earth is flat...

What exactly are you doing here, maggot? Aside from mocking God and persecuting His favorite church?

Im here to be entertained. So entertain me jesus freak.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Seems like your god doesnt mind me coming back to his forum each and everytime. Or maybe your god doesnt exist

Or maybe God, in His mercy, is giving you another chance to find Him. Now why don't you show your appreciation by repenting of your demon-talk and hitting that PayPal button? Eventually, you'll have to go to judgment, and your Darwin won't be able to save you when you meet him in hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Oh my darwin not another banning! Whatsoever will i do?!
Seems like your god doesnt mind me coming back to his forum each and everytime. Or maybe your god doesnt exist

What exactly are you doing here, maggot? Aside from mocking God and persecuting His favorite church?

[cavinaugh17 (On Moderation)]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Oh my darwin not another banning! Whatsoever will i do?!
Seems like your god doesnt mind me coming back to his forum each and everytime. Or maybe your god doesnt exist

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: If the earth is flat...

Gravity dissipates as you add distance so the rest of the universe does not affect us alot

You know what doesn't dissipate as you add distance? God's wrath, that's what. So stop worshiping "science" and get right with Jesus instead, before it's too late.

I wish you idiots here at landover would stop using things invented by good atheist scientists and become ahmish. You all should test the theory of gravity. Climb to the roof of your house and jump off. If you fall and die then the theory of gravity is true, if you jump and yahweh saves you then your god is real.

That is straight from the devil himself:

Matt. 4:5-7: Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in [their] hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

You need to do some serious fasting, praying, repenting, and tithing to cast out those demons, and you need to start right now! If you keep on saying demonic things on God's favorite discussion board, you can count on being banned in this life and damned in the next.

[cavinaugh17 (On Moderation)]

Re: If the earth is flat...

I wish you idiots here at landover would stop using things invented by good atheist scientists and become ahmish. You all should test the theory of gravity. Climb to the roof of your house and jump off. If you fall and die then the theory of gravity is true, if you jump and yahweh saves you then your god is real.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: If the earth is flat...

And why do you say i can not speak?
The energy of us moving forwards is equal to the gravity that the sun has that affects us.

Did the Great Spirit tell you that? Why don't you just put down your peace pipe and accept Jesus today?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: If the earth is flat ...

For it is written that science is a bad thing ...

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

... but the Word of the Lord is good!

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Hmmm, looks like your 'science' theory just kinda falls flat, doesn't it Nervish?