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    Further Evidence That Evilution is a Communist Plot

    Well I guess the chickens have come home to roost. Take a look at THIS, doubters and scoffers! I've been saying for years that the commies are trying to create a race of superhumans to take over the world! But did you listen?

    Documents released from Moscow show that in the 1920s, Joseph Stalin commissioned biologist Ilya Ivanov to create a race of half-man, half-ape soldiers called "humanzees." Stalin requested, "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat." Unfortunately, the experiment fell through before Ivanov could artificially inseminate any of the human females with ape sperm.

    For his failure at the expense of the Motherland, Ivanov was sentenced to five years of exile in Kazakistan.
    Humanzees indeed! Jesus would never allow such a thing....Would He?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Further Evidence That Evilution is a Communist Plot

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well I guess the chickens have come home to roost. Take a look at THIS, doubters and scoffers! I've been saying for years that the commies are trying to create a race of superhumans to take over the world! But did you listen?
    So, basically Stalin spent all that time and effort...trying to create artifical negroes? Crazy Russkies.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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      Re: Further Evidence That Evilution is a Communist Plot

      he tried but since interbreeding doesnt work like that and spell evolution right it annoys me horribly

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      • #4
        Re: Further Evidence That Evilution is a Communist Plot

        Originally posted by zanyzany89 View Post
        he tried but since interbreeding doesnt work like that and spell evolution right it annoys me horribly
        Spelling lessons from a sinner who doesn't capitalize or use punctuation. Your dark master, Satan, really appreciated the irony when he sent you, didn't he?
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        • #5
          Re: Further Evidence That Evilution is a Communist Plot

          Or maybe he just wanted an edge in the wars to come?
          I'm sure our own government has done their share of genetic manipulation, and we still do it today.

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