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  • #16
    Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a

    if evolutions were true, then it not just the preditors that woulds have evolveds a whole lot more. them froots and veges woulds have growed liddle legs to runs away from us, so that they not get eatens



    an if evolutions were true then bananas an cabbages an stuff woulds have groweds real big teeths as well as liddle legs, so if we did catch them, they woulds be able to bites us

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    • #17
      Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a

      Originally posted by Petal
      …an if evolutions were true then bananas an cabbages an stuff woulds have groweds real big teeths as well as liddle legs, so if we did catch them, they woulds be able to bites us
      Hello, Petal. I don't think we've met before. Hope you are OK.
      I read your post, and thought YES! and the vegetables with legs would run away, and survive - while the ones that just sat there, not moving (or biting!) would get eaten SO THERE'D ONLY BE THE BITING ONES WITH LEGS LEFT!
      But there aren't any biting plants! Evolution is so wet!

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      • #18
        Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a

        Wouldn't we also have talk shows hosted by talking asses?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #19
          Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a

          These are all very good points, but I think we're overlooking the ultimate proof that evolution is a lie: the unicorns. According to the fascist/Darwinist principle of the survival of the fittest, then really strong and powerful creatures should be very common. And what's the most powerful creature of all?

          Numbers 23:22
          God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

          Numbers 24:8
          God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

          Deuteronomy 33:17
          His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

          The unicorn is an animal so awesome that God is compared to it numerous times in the Bible. Friends, we are clearly dealing with one very special animal here. If science was correct, then we shouldn't be able to move for unicorns. But in fact, unicorns are one of the rarest animals in the world, they're practically an endangered species. There is just no way that secular science can explain that one. Praise!
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Wouldn't we also have talk shows hosted by talking asses?
            It seems to be restricted to serpents at the moment!

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            • #21
              Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              It seems to be restricted to serpents at the moment!
              And Gorillas!

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              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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