Beware the mouse people are coming!

[Levi Jones]

In a startling revelation, it appears scientists have created mice with fully functioning human brains.

I wouldn't believe it unless tea party darling sister Christine O'Donnell hadn't revealed this shocking news on the Bill O'Reily show.

O'DONNELL: They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment.

Brothers and sisters, I know I am horrified by this. It just goes to show why we Real Americans need to vote Republican to head off horrors like this.

[Dr. Zaius]

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I'll bet that I know which kind or pizza they prefer.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'll bet that I know which kind of pizza they prefer.

I bet you're going to tell us, too.

Someone should warn Sister SUV about this! It could be part of Rat Attack 2010!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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I swear this O'Donnell bimbo is an embarrassment to the female sex. Why didn't the Republicans just put Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson on the ballot? They'd be less embarrassing in their idiotic statements.

Let's get this straight...mice...with fully-functional human brains. Okay. A human brain is bigger than a mouse. I'd really like to see her expound on this claim and tell us how this even physically possible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I swear this O'Donnell bimbo is an embarrassment to the female sex. Why didn't the Republicans just put Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson on the ballot? They'd be less embarrassing in their idiotic statements.

Let's get this straight...mice...with fully-functional human brains. Okay. A human brain is bigger than a mouse. I'd really like to see her expound on this claim and tell us how this even physically possible.

Cat fight!!

[Dr. Zaius]

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I'll bet that I know which kind or pizza they prefer.

I bet you're going to tell us, too.

I was going to suggest cheese pizza.

Everyone knows that mice can't resist cheese.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Let's get this straight...mice...with fully-functional human brains. Okay. A human brain is bigger than a mouse. I'd really like to see her expound on this claim and tell us how this even physically possible.

First you explain how that same human brain magically appeared out of rocks and pond scum.

And no, "y'all muhfuggaz don' beez unnastannin science an sheeeeeit" does not qualify as an explanation. It's time to grow up or go back to the trees... nomesayin'?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Let's get this straight...mice...with fully-functional human brains. Okay. A human brain is bigger than a mouse. I'd really like to see her expound on this claim and tell us how this even physically possible.

[Petal]

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if them mouses have human brains, will they then be half-humans an then will they be half-covereds by lord Jesus salvations? cuz if they have the human brains then they be ables to reads the bibles an unnerstand sermons an stuff, they be ables to accepts or rejects lord Jesus

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Beware the mouse people are coming!

I swear this O'Donnell bimbo is an embarrassment to the female sex. Why didn't the Republicans just put Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson on the ballot? They'd be less embarrassing in their idiotic statements.

Let's get this straight...mice...with fully-functional human brains. Okay. A human brain is bigger than a mouse. I'd really like to see her expound on this claim and tell us how this even physically possible.

Maybe they don't actually have fully-functional human brains, they just have negro brains?

[SUV]

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Someone should warn Sister SUV about this! It could be part of Rat Attack 2010!

It IS, Reverend! It IS!

And Right in time to put a huge crimp in my CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, too

[HTannor]

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Brothers and Sisters, please calm down. Step back and take a deep breath.

In all fairness, we should realize that interview took place nearly three years ago and I'm sure Miss O'Donnell will have investigated further and varified the truth by now.

I am confident she will trot out one of the mouse people and have it make campaign appearances with her. I really hope the mouse is one of those dark ones and not white. Then she can really throw a scare into the crowd.

White mice are kind of cute and cuddly. Dark ones immediately want to drink malt liquore and rape all the white ones in the neighborhood.

The only down side I see is, if it is a dark one and has a human brain, it might speak intelligently. However, chances are, it will talk ebonics.

[SUV]

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White mice are kind of cute and cuddly. Dark ones immediately want to drink malt liquore and rape all the white ones in the neighborhood.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Beware the mouse people are coming!

I am confident she will trot out one of the mouse people and have it make campaign appearances with her. I really hope the mouse is one of those dark ones and not white. Then she can really throw a scare into the crowd.

White mice are kind of cute and cuddly. Dark ones immediately want to drink malt liquore and rape all the white ones in the neighborhood.

The only down side I see is, if it is a dark one and has a human brain, it might speak intelligently. However, chances are, it will talk ebonics.

Brother, I fear it is too late . . . and the mouse with a human brain isn't a Republican!