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Fellow Christians, I tried to watch Hannity this evening and he had that witch O'Donnell on as a guest. I simply couldn't suffer that witch and went channel surfing for more entertaining fare. Low and behold I stumbled on one of PBS's renowned comedy "science" shows called "Nova", and on this evening was an episode called "What Darwin Never Knew". Now this piqued my interest, knowing full well that Darwin never knew what he was talking about, and for all I know his famous trip to the Galapagos Islands was in search of homer sex with native island boys.
So it turns out that Darwin, after all his research on the different beaks on birds in the different islands, the varying tortoise shell shapes, and finally coming up with his "theory" of "evolution", confessed in his writings that he really didn't know how it all worked. Well this comes as no surprise to anyone who has read the Bible (KJV16110).
So now these "scientists" think that we are all made up of something called "genes" (real smart aren't they - can't even spell), and that these genes are made up of "DNA". Note that this differs markedly from some other "scientists" that think we are made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and fignewtons that came about from a cosmic sex orgy called the "big bang".
So it seems that the scientists have been busy lately using Obama stimulus money and have been counting all the "genes" and DNA in all sorts of living things that God created. They have speculated that humans might have 70 or 80 thousand of these "genes" because we are so "complex". There has been something called the "Human Genome Project" that has finally concluded that humans only have 23,000 of these "genes", about the same number as a chicken. It also turns out than an ear of corn has more "genes" than a human.
Well, I certainly had a good laugh when it was all over with. The next time I see Obama talking about his "economic miracle" I will envision an ear of corn talking in front of a teleprompter.
So it turns out that Darwin, after all his research on the different beaks on birds in the different islands, the varying tortoise shell shapes, and finally coming up with his "theory" of "evolution", confessed in his writings that he really didn't know how it all worked. Well this comes as no surprise to anyone who has read the Bible (KJV16110).
So now these "scientists" think that we are all made up of something called "genes" (real smart aren't they - can't even spell), and that these genes are made up of "DNA". Note that this differs markedly from some other "scientists" that think we are made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and fignewtons that came about from a cosmic sex orgy called the "big bang".
So it seems that the scientists have been busy lately using Obama stimulus money and have been counting all the "genes" and DNA in all sorts of living things that God created. They have speculated that humans might have 70 or 80 thousand of these "genes" because we are so "complex". There has been something called the "Human Genome Project" that has finally concluded that humans only have 23,000 of these "genes", about the same number as a chicken. It also turns out than an ear of corn has more "genes" than a human.
Well, I certainly had a good laugh when it was all over with. The next time I see Obama talking about his "economic miracle" I will envision an ear of corn talking in front of a teleprompter.
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