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  • Re: Gravity

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The Hollywood liberals and the godmocking scientists have teamed up to make a movie about gravity. They will go to any lengths to convince the world that their ridiculous theories are truer than the Holy Bible.
    Our Intelligent Falling theory is just perfect, and yet somehow not good enough for the world--even though it's directly from the Bible!

    "And other ten thousand left alive did the children of Judah carry away captive, and brought them unto the top of the rock, and cast them down from the top of the rock, that they all were broken in pieces." (2 Chron. 25:12)

    Just burns me up!

    Pastor Ed

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    • Re: Gravity

      Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
      Our Intelligent Falling theory is just perfect, and yet somehow not good enough for the world--even though it's directly from the Bible!

      "And other ten thousand left alive did the children of Judah carry away captive, and brought them unto the top of the rock, and cast them down from the top of the rock, that they all were broken in pieces." (2 Chron. 25:12)

      Just burns me up!

      Pastor Ed
      Try getting the Hollywood gay gestapo to film a movie about that and see what happens.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: Gravity

        Originally posted by Estreya View Post
        Okay. I just made up this little graphic in Maple 15, so please take a moment to look at it and try to follow along closely. A circle is defined as the collection of points which are equidistant from a central point or center. The distance of the points on the circle from the central point or center is called the radius. Twice the radius is the diameter. Now, we can inscribe (draw inside and touching) a hexagon (six-sided shape) with equal side lengths and equal interior angles inside a circle. Let's say the circle has a diameter of 2, so a radius of 1. The circle and the hexagon will have the same center (because the hexagon is equal-sided and inscribed). Now draw a line from the center of the circle to each angle in the hexagon (the angles are where the hexagon touches the circle). This divides the hexagon into six triangles of equal size. The sides of the triangles that go from the center of the circle to the edge of the circle must have side length 1 because that is the radius of the circle. Also, the angle in the triangles between those two radial sides must be 60 degrees because all six identical triangles together go all the way around the center of the circle, so 360 degrees in total (360/6 = 60). The other two angles in each triangle must be equal because of the two sides being equal (isosceles triangle). As you know, the three interior angles of a triangle sum to 180 degrees, therefore the other two angles are 60 degrees each (60+60+60=180). Therefore these six triangles are equilateral triangles, that is, all three sides are the same length, namely length 1. If we add up the perimeter of the hexagon, then, we get 6. Now, the shortest distance between any two points is a straight line as we all know. If we look at the circular arcs between the points where the circle and the hexagon touch, those arcs are not straight lines, so they must be longer than 1. Therefore the perimeter of the circle is more than 6. Therefore the ratio of the circle's circumference to its diameter is more than 6/2=3. Therefore Pi does not equal 3.

        I made a graphic to illustrate in case anyone has trouble picturing everything or remembering 9th grade geometry.
        I don't get your math but the bible says pi is 3, so pi is 3.
        It just doesn't make sense as anything else.

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        • Re: Gravity

          Originally posted by ScienceHater View Post
          I don't get your math...
          Go back to school.

          Originally posted by ScienceHater View Post
          but the bible says pi is 3, so pi is 3.
          It just doesn't make sense as anything else.
          How do you know the bible is correct?

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          • Re: Gravity

            Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
            How do you know the bible is correct?
            Because God wrote it, idiot.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Re: Gravity

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Because God wrote it, idiot.
              but godsis real

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              • Re: Gravity

                Originally posted by LadyBoys4Lyfe View Post
                but godsis real
                Lordy, you people hiss like a Dunlop
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: Gravity

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Because God wrote it, idiot.
                  Do you have proof that God wrote the Bible?

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                  • Re: Gravity

                    Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                    Do you have proof that God wrote the Bible?
                    2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

                    Your move atheist.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Re: Gravity

                      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                      2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

                      Your move atheist.

                      YIC
                      Anyone could of wrote that. You've got no evidence to say it's true.

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                      • Re: Gravity

                        Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                        Anyone could of wrote that. You've got no evidence to say it's true.
                        It's true because only God could have written it. Now stop debating and start worshiping Jesus.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Re: Gravity

                          Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                          Anyone could of wrote that. You've got no evidence to say it's true.
                          As YOU are asserting that God did not inspire the Bible you must substantiate your claim with evidence or retract your baseless claim.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Re: Gravity

                            This explains religion overall...
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                            • Re: Gravity

                              im very confused right now. God gave us his word,the bible, and therefore there can only be one bible, his word. Now you people tell me that there are multiple bibles. This is a contradiction. There cannot be multiple bibles!

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                              • Re: Gravity

                                Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                                im very confused right now. God gave us his word,the bible, and therefore there can only be one bible, his word. Now you people tell me that there are multiple bibles. This is a contradiction. There cannot be multiple bibles!
                                Who is telling you there are multiple Bibles? The Bible(KJV1611) is the Bible. Others are redacted or edited to muddy the message of Jesus.

                                2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                                Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
                                Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
                                Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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