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Friend, you were not CC'd on the emails I got. Decorum and the fact that women and children read the forum prevents me from posting them. Bu rest assured, it was very graphic images and words involving young, strapping, sweaty men with abnormally large penile members penetrating every possible orifice of other men and animals. Large quantities of what I assume were bodily fluids were sprayed about and dripping from mouths, anuses and one persons eye socket. I forwarded copies of all to the Church senior staff, Pastors, Elders and other True Christians(tm). Perhaps if you were the target of another's unwanted and perverted sexual advances, you'd feel differently.Originally posted by Darwins sniper View PostFabricating lies and ridiculing other members makes you come accross very childish and idiotic.
Perhaps you could give your fellow forum members the respect they deserve?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostFriend, you were not CC'd on the emails I got. Decorum and the fact that women and children read the forum prevents me from posting them. Bu rest assured, it was very graphic images and words involving young, strapping, sweaty men with abnormally large penile members penetrating every possible orifice of other men and animals. Large quantities of what I assume were bodily fluids were sprayed about and dripping from mouths, anuses and one persons eye socket. I forwarded copies of all to the Church senior staff, Pastors, Elders and other True Christians™. Perhaps if you were the target of another's unwanted and perverted sexual advances, you'd feel differently.
Please forward them to the police. They sound illegal!Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Amazing. One moment, you're berating our good Brother for not being "nice" enough to someone else to suit you; now you want him to have that same someone else arrested and thrown in prison to be beaten and gang-raped because the fool acted inappropriately in a moment of passion.Originally posted by Darwins spider View PostPlease forward them to the police. They sound illegal!
Are all atheists as indecisive and spiteful and hate-filled as you?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Well I would hope you'd agree that if a criminal offense involving animal/underage sex has occured the perpetrators should be punished through the appropraite legal channels.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostAmazing. One moment, you're berating our good Brother for not being "nice" enough to someone else to suit you; now you want him to have that same someone else arrested and thrown in prison to be beaten and gang-raped because the fool acted inappropriately in a moment of passion.
Are all atheists as indecisive and spiteful and hate-filled as you?
No hate, unless anyone has actually possessed illegal materialPsalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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So if the Bible were banned, as it is in a number of Muslim countries, it'd then be OK to hate people for possessing it?Originally posted by Darwins sniper View PostNo hate, unless anyone has actually possessed illegal materialBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Let the gates of Hell devour your soul and condemn you for all eternity. I dare not to call you my brother, for you are a dark person, with evil intentions. Should I let the other forum members about the e-mail you sent me about how you were going to rape my wife and three kids with a fake penile member whilst masturbating to a horse fornicating with a goat? Be ashamed of yourself. Embracing Jesus will result impossible for you, you are forever lost and I doubt my Lord will forgive you for your perverted mind, sick individual. As for the tattoos, I can clearly see them in your picture, damned liar. Did you think they were just drawing on your skin and you would be able to go home and wash it off? You are one stupid son of the devil. Burn in hell.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostPlease, do not try and hit on me. Stop sending the private messages. I have no interest in having rectal sex with you. I do not want to see pictures or videos of you and farm animals.
By the way, I do not have any tattoos nor any earrings. I will not let you magic marker your name on my massive pectorals.
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I don't really need the Bible to figure this one out, Brother! Just pure logic. God created people in his own image. Don't you like how God looks? Why the need to "decorate" your body? Don't you like the image of God? If he would have liked, he would have made us all with earrings incorporated. Why do you hate God?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostCould you point out where the Bible forbids earrings?
I encourage you to read the Bible! It will guide you in your life.
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No, because of the lack of a victim. In this case if an animal was abused then the people who committed the act did wrong and should be punished.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostSo if the Bible were banned, as it is in a number of Muslim countries, it'd then be OK to hate people for possessing it?Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Don't you worry, Brother! Any human being who can count from 1 to 15 can easily make me look like a complete idiot (perhaps you don't even have to be able to talk to make me look like such).Originally posted by Spike298 View PostHey Max, don't bother trying to have a reasonable discussion with them, unless you can quote scripture for pretty much anything you try to put across they will just reply with "Hurr Durr! God did it!" It's like trying to talk to a wall. A very, very thick wall...
Anywho, I'm going to go and read a thesis on the discovery of the Huge Bosoms and have some pre-marital anal sex. Maybe even at the same time!
Peace out!
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We would all just Love to see this 'email'. Please be sure to include the header information. Failure to do so will result in you being banned. You have ten minutes. Time is a wasting.Originally posted by Max_RS View PostLet the gates of Hell devour your soul and condemn you for all eternity. I dare not to call you my brother, for you are a dark person, with evil intentions. Should I let the other forum members about the e-mail you sent me about how you were going to rape my wife and three kids with a fake penile member whilst masturbating to a horse fornicating with a goat? Be ashamed of yourself. Embracing Jesus will result impossible for you, you are forever lost and I doubt my Lord will forgive you for your perverted mind, sick individual. As for the tattoos, I can clearly see them in your picture, damned liar. Did you think they were just drawing on your skin and you would be able to go home and wash it off? You are one stupid son of the devil. Burn in hell.
I have no idea who 'your dark lord' is, nor do I want to know.
That is grease on my neck as just before the picture was taken, I had replaced the 'U' joints on my Kenworth.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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My God, of course I deleted that horrible sinning piece of BS from my mailbox. God would be disappointed if I had kept that with me. Plus, I don't want to be reminded of horrible human beings like you every time I open my mailbox. Now stop lying and sexually harassing and start reading the Bible!Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostWe would all just Love to see this 'email'. Please be sure to include the header information. Failure to do so will result in you being banned. You have ten minutes. Time is a wasting.
I have no idea who 'your dark lord' is, nor do I want to know.
That is grease on my neck as just before the picture was taken, I had replaced the 'U' joints on my Kenworth.

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What an odd thing for a gate to do.Originally posted by Max_RS View PostLet the gates of Hell devour your soul and condemn you for all eternity.
An anthropomorphized gate. You're a furry, aren't you?
Scripture, please. Chapter and verse.Originally posted by Max_RS View PostI don't really need the Bible to figure this one out, Brother! Just pure logic.
Thank you for being honest for a change. There may be hope for you yet!Originally posted by Max_RS View PostDon't you worry, Brother! Any human being who can count from 1 to 15 can easily make me look like a complete idiot (perhaps you don't even have to be able to talk to make me look like such).Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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I'm sorry if this is a foolish question, but... how can an animal be "abused" if it's just an animal and has no soul?Originally posted by Darwins sniper View PostNo, because of the lack of a victim. In this case if an animal was abused then the people who committed the act did wrong and should be punished.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Imagine, if you will, an innocent cow, wandering in a field, minding its own business.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostI'm sorry if this is a foolish question, but... how can an animal be "abused" if it's just an animal and has no soul?
It's herded into a slaughterhouse, killed, and cut into pieces.
Those pieces are sold. All well so far, but then . . .
Some of the finest cuts find their way into an Outback Steakhouse.
They are cooked . . . well done.
Then slathered with "A1 Steak Sauce" and served alongside a "Bloomin' Onion".
And that, my dear Mrs. Etheldreda, is how an animal can be abused!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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