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  • kobobrain
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 24

    #76
    Re: Gravity

    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
    Yet another atheist that proves my theory that they're only atheists because they are too dumb to be able to wrap their minds around a Bible.
    God mocking filth deleted.
    Last edited by Levi Jones; 10-12-2010, 02:18 AM. Reason: God is not mocked, fool.

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    • Doc_Sregor
      Unsaved trash
      • Oct 2010
      • 22

      #77
      Re: Gravity

      Sir Isaac Newton is the DEVIL, and "Gravity" is merely one of his many ploys to mock God's Will.
      [I]Now I lay me down to sleep,
      I pray the Devil my Soul to keep.

      I wish I'd die before I wake,
      I pray the Devil, my Soul to take.[/I]

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      • MyNameIsKokoBrain
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 17

        #78
        Re: Gravity

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Jesus was an American Caucasian. The Bible is crystal clear on that: Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"
        America did not exist until 1776. Columbus did not find the Americas until 1492. Jesus was born in approximately 0 A.D. How was Jesus an American?

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #79
          Re: Gravity

          Originally posted by MyNameIsKokoBrain View Post
          America did not exist until 1776. Columbus did not find the Americas until 1492. Jesus was born in approximately 0 A.D. How was Jesus an American?
          I don't see what that question has to do with mathematics.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • MyNameIsKokoBrain
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Oct 2010
            • 17

            #80
            Re: Gravity

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            I don't see what that question has to do with mathematics.
            How could Jesus be American if America did not exist when Jesus was born, and would not exist for another 1776 years?

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #81
              Re: Gravity

              Originally posted by MyNameIsKokoBrain View Post
              How could Jesus be American if America did not exist when Jesus was born, and would not exist for another 1776 years?
              I don't like where you're going with that, boy.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • MyNameIsKokoBrain
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2010
                • 17

                #82
                Re: Gravity

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                I don't like where you're going with that, boy.
                So you would rather refuse the question? I mean, honestly, that's just what the one guy said. That Jesus was American. Explain to me how that is possible if Jesus was on earth about 1775 years before America was founded.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #83
                  Re: Gravity

                  Originally posted by MyNameIsKokoBrain View Post
                  So you would rather refuse the question? I mean, honestly, that's just what the one guy said. That Jesus was American. Explain to me how that is possible if Jesus was on earth about 1775 years before America was founded.
                  You think God would make Jesus be some filthy Christ-killing Jew and not a True Christian American(tm)?
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • MyNameIsKokoBrain
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 17

                    #84
                    Re: Gravity

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    You think God would make Jesus be some filthy Christ-killing Jew and not a True Christian American™?
                    How could God make Jesus an American if America was not founded yet?

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                    • A Follower
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 872

                      #85
                      Re: Gravity

                      So where do you atheists believe America comes from. Did the land just appear when Columbus was sailing that way?

                      To me your believes sound incredibly ignorant and stupid. I happen to believe that America existed all along.
                      Leviticus 26:15-16
                      And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #86
                        Re: Gravity

                        Originally posted by MyNameIsKokoBrain View Post
                        How could God make Jesus an American if America was not founded yet?
                        Matthew 19:26 (King James Version)


                        26But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • MyNameIsKokoBrain
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 17

                          #87
                          Re: Gravity

                          Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                          So where do you atheists believe America comes from. Did the land just appear when Columbus was sailing that way?

                          To me your believes sound incredibly ignorant and stupid. I happen to believe that America existed all along.
                          It was there all along. Even the Native Americans lived there long before the country was founded. But America (the country) was founded by our forefathers such as George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. The people that were present here before this occured were the Native Americans. Not Americans. So even if Jesus were somehow born in America (but he wasn't; he was born in Judea. This also makes him a Jew but you guys are too ignorant to realize that), he would have been Native American as he definitely wasn't born before 1776.

                          @BillyBob: It's possible to do a lot of things, but they don't happen just because they are possible (ie: it is possible for me to drown in a tub of pudding, but I didn't. Just because it could happen, and is possible, doesn't mean it happened.). It is simply not logical for Jesus to have been born in Judea and America, and the bible said he was born in Judea. Meaning he was not born in America. Therefore, Jesus is a Jew and not American.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #88
                            Re: Gravity

                            Originally posted by MyNameIsKokoBrain View Post
                            How could God make Jesus an American if America was not founded yet?
                            So you are saying Jesus was to stupid to know where America was, even though His Father, God made it. Is that what you are saying? Here is a news flash God is the beginning and the end, the Alpha and Omega. Do you have any more hateful remarks for Jesus?

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                            • MyNameIsKokoBrain
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 17

                              #89
                              Re: Gravity

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              So you are saying Jesus was to stupid to know where America was, even though His Father, God made it. Is that what you are saying? Here is a news flash God is the beginning and the end, the Alpha and Omega. Do you have any more hateful remarks for Jesus?
                              No, he could have known where America was. But he was not born there, as the Bible says. The Bible says he was born in Judea, so therefore he was probably born in Judea. Not America.
                              Last edited by Jedediah; 10-13-2010, 04:23 AM. Reason: Fixed punctuation.

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #90
                                Re: Gravity

                                Originally posted by MyNameIsKokoBrain View Post
                                It was there all along. Even the Native Americans lived there long before the country was founded. But America (the country) was founded by our forefathers such as George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. The people that were present here before this occured were the Native Americans. Not Americans. So even if Jesus were somehow born in America (but he wasn't; he was born in Judea. This also makes him a Jew but you guys are too ignorant to realize that), he would have been Native American as he definitely wasn't born before 1776.

                                @BillyBob: It's possible to do a lot of things, but they don't happen just because they are possible (ie: it is possible for me to drown in a tub of pudding, but I didn't. Just because it could happen, and is possible, doesn't mean it happened.). It is simply not logical for Jesus to have been born in Judea and America, and the bible said he was born in Judea. Meaning he was not born in America. Therefore, Jesus is a Jew and not American.
                                Wrap your little mind around this. Jewish people belong to the Jewish religion. You can be from Israel and not be a Jew. Just because Jesus was born in Judea does not mean that He was a damn Jew. If you are born in Africa does that mean that you are a nigra?

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