[BelieverInGod]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

Another addition to the list; this is an adjective, rather than a noun.

Tardcore!

Usage: "Wow, Sister, this atheist poster is tardcore!"

Inspired by this poster: HardcoreAtheist, who is apparently a Deist. This makes him not an atheist, hardcore or otherwise.

A hardcore atheist who believes in God?

I guess these days we just make up language as we go. Toss the dictionaries, words only mean what each individual thinks they mean. Liebrals won't be happy until we're living in caves, grunting at each other.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

Another addition to the list; this is an adjective, rather than a noun.

Tardcore!

Usage: "Wow, Sister, this atheist poster is tardcore!"

Inspired by this poster: HardcoreAtheist, who is apparently a Deist. This makes him not an atheist, hardcore or otherwise.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.

manipulating the laws of "nature" Joshua 10:13 is the same as suspending them John 11:44

[Annie1]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

reasonable people: 1
"Christians": 0

god created us THROUGH evolution.

god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.

Darwintard

The appendix was recently found to be like the body's little greenhouse. It's a safe place for good bugs to go. You can live without it but you can also live without your tongue and that has a purpose doesn't it?

As for the coccyx, there are a lot of organs attached to that. If we didn't have it what would they be attached to?

Taaaaard

[Ksevio]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

He was just trying to give us another classification to put on the thread.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

reasonable people: 1
"Christians": 0

god created us THROUGH evolution.

god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.

Could you please explain to me what your attack on God has to do with creating a Christian classification system for retards, which is the purpose of this thread?

Were you trying to demonstrate the "Darwitless", a special breed of retard that ignores all evidence to the contrary so he may cling desperately to his faith in Darwin?

[Levi Jones]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

reasonable people: 1
"Christians": 0

god created us THROUGH evolution.

god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.

Wait, wait wait..... Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccccchhhhhh!

You don't believe that man was created in God's own image?

What sort of "Christian" are you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

reasonable people: 1
"Christians": 0

god created us THROUGH evolution.

god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.

Can you back any of that up with Scripture?

You can't just make Christianity up you know. The Bible is God's LITERAL Word.

[AmericanAnarchist]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

reasonable people: 1
"Christians": 0

god created us THROUGH evolution.

god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

Seculars believe that form follows function.

A tard needs a job to function, or it is simply a vestigial-tard.

Catholic church lets em' ring bells (Quasimodo Tard').
German doctors necro-invigorating the dead use them to steal brains (Igor Tard') .
Hollywood uses them for Oscars (Forest Gump Tard').

Naming tards' maybe should be like naming dinosaurs, first person to find the usefulness of the tard' gets to name it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

Oh all this talk about retardeds makes me sick. Literally, they make me sick to my stomach.

Why can't people who own one do the decent thing and keep them out of sight?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

An excellent idea, Rev. Rodimer! I know I am a lowly woman, but may I be so bold as to suggest a name for twelve-year old children who like to hang out on weird sites on the internet and come here to harass us?

I think they should be called "betards" (pronounced bee-tards) because they like to be so annoying! I am also pretty sure their Salvation potential is very low.

"Betards" is good, because these are like humans, in "beta" code.

I have always wondered what is the difference between
dweebs
nerds
geeks
dorks and
irrits?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

The ones who believe George W. Bush blew up the World Trade Center: 9/11Conspiratards

I thought they were Truthafarians, since they have a bizarre, delusional belief system which is practically a religion!

Remember, it doesn't have to simply end in -tard. Like Triglet, which describes Down Syndrome babies.

What to call the people who mindlessly follow Glenn Beck, the Mormon pied piper?

[Ksevio]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

Great idea!

People that believe in military dictatorships can be Militards

People that think the Earth is a planet sphere can be Planetards

The people that clean everything obsessively can be Sanitards

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: What kind of a retard is it?

French megalomaniacs could be Napoleon Bonatards.