Lets dissect an atheist!

[Justin Z]

Re: Lets dissect an atheist!

Probably his heart, Being without God tends to makes your heart shrivel and turn black.

[Levi Jones]

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...then what on earth was it that I found? 0_0

To whom are you speaking, friend? You aren't making a lot of sense at all.

[LambofChrist]

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...then what on earth was it that I found? 0_0

[Justin Z]

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Atheists don't have souls. I am sure they all bartered it to Satan or something. :/

[LambofChrist]

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*snaps on rubber gloves and proceeds to make first incision*
I found his soul! ....it's all shrivled and black-I feel that it's not supposed to look like that.

Wait...oh! You didn't mean an actual dissection, did you? *goes up and reads the post*

Oh this is excellent! I've been puzzling over this for ages

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The problem here is that God created the Heavens and the earth. The heavens are a pretty big place - probably the biggest there is. If he were to create a stone of the size required, it would have to be bigger than the universe, which He can juggle without difficulty.

This would then have a bad effect of the earth and God is well-konwn for His Mercy, Compassion and Wisdom and, I trust, wouldn't do such a thing.

The question is therefore meaningless.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Matthew 12:26 says with God all things are possible, but God can't lift the stone. You kind of defeated your own argument there.

Ms. Lisa already pointed out how your scripture was wrong, but I have a question for you. Did you even read my post?

You sure you don't want to stick with the original proposition?

Mr. Dickerson, believe me, I think that dissecting an actual atheist would be great for the cause of Creation Science. We could find out exactly where the demons reside in them that create their crazy "Godless delusion". I hope one of the great True Creationists™ will do so soon. I would have, except secular law forbids it in my area, and I'm a woman, so I'd mess it up anyways.

I like your solution! There are other possibilities, too...

Thank you Mr. Barton, and may I say your logic is truly of "Biblical" proportions.

The biggest problem with atheists, in my opinion, is that rather then trusting in an infallible God they trust their fallible logic. For example:

1. If the moon is purple, then it is made of blackberries
2. The moon is purple
Therefore, the moon is made of blackberries.

This is a true logical syllogism, but that doesn't mean its not totally ridiculous!

Still, since they hate God so much they refuse to listen to infallible, divine scripture, I thought showing them where their logic fails them might get through to them.

So get your facts right!

I don't know if we will ever see an atheist get their facts right Ms. Lisa.

[Lisa H]

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Matthew 12:26 says with God all things are possible, but God can't lift the stone. You kind of defeated your own argument there.

Wrong James!

Lets look at where you went wrong;

Matthew 12:26 And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?

You have not even read the Bible. So get your facts right!

[barton]

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... the Paradox of the Stone is the question "Can God create a stone so heavy that He cannot lift it?".

I like your solution! There are other possibilities, too...

There are some logistics problems that have to be worked out first... how big does a stone have to be, that God can't lift it? How big a stone could God make? Bigger than the universe? Got exists without the universe... so what does it mean to make a stone bigger than or outside the universe? To lift something means to move it from here to there. What spatial dimensions exist extra-universal? IOW, the paradox is a ridiculous construct when applied to our infinite God.

Moreover, a fundamental problem plagues all dilemmas. There are always more than just the two potential choices or outcomes. In this case, we're supposed to believe God can either lift the stone or He can't. Why just these two choices? God is perfect in His infinite wisdom and power. One third choice would be to just drop the stone on the atheist's head, sending the God-mocker straight to Hell.

I think the most important thing to know about atheists is that they all, deep down, know that God exists. Everything they do is designed to intellectualize this knowledge away. Thus the litany of logical proofs and misquoted Scriptures they are so fond of. Most of it, by the way, is to keep themselves in line. Atheists that fail to chant their "no god no god no god" mantra often enough are known to suffer severe psychological trauma as the realization that they've damned themselves occurs.

[Butch Dickerson]

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You sure you don't want to stick with the original proposition?

The actual 'dissection' of an atheist would be a simple matter of acquisition.
(I know a college coffeehouse that caters to them).
I have the tools, apparatus, and a large assortment of glass jugs we could display their entrails in.
I am motivated, and would personally love to see what makes them "tick".

Could make a good 'creation science' project for the Landover Youth Choir ! If more than one atheist is required ,we could have a roundup; herd them into a bookstore with the recorded voice of Stephen Hawking ... lights off ... shove em' down the basement steps .... wam bam take your pick of the flock ...

[James R Miller]

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Matthew 12:26 says with God all things are possible, but God can't lift the stone. You kind of defeated your own argument there.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Well, ok, I admit that this thread's title was a bit misleading. Instead of dissecting an actual atheist (which would indeed be very valuable for Creation Science), I thought it would be fun to dissect some of the most common atheist rantings and prove exactly how they are wrong. Let's start with a very old, very famous argument that atheists and Godmockers have been using for years.

The Paradox of the Stone

What is the Paradox of the Stone?

Simply put, the Paradox of the Stone is the question "Can God create a stone so heavy that He cannot lift it?". The logical "proof" is as follows:

(1) God either can or cannot create a stone that is so heavy that he cannot lift it.
(2) If God can create a stone that is so heavy that he cannot lift it, then God is not omnipotent.
(3) If God cannot create a stone that is so heavy that he cannot lift it, then God is not omnipotent.
Therefore:
(4) God is not omnipotent.
(5) If God exists then he is omnipotent.
Therefore:
(6) God does not exist.

At first glance, this argument seems quite compelling indeed! How can a being exist if it is omnipotent but cannot do everything? It is right at about this point that the raving atheists think they have won, but lets take another look at this.

What is the definition of omnipotence?

Definition of OMNIPOTENCE

1: the quality or state of being omnipotent
2: an agency or force of unlimited power

Definition of OMNIPOTENT

1 often capitalized : almighty 1
2: having virtually unlimited authority or influence <an omnipotent ruler>

Ok, so from these definitions we can conclude that an omnipotent being has unlimited power. Now we need to make sure that God is an omnipotent being.

Is God omnipotent?

"And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth." Revelation 19:6

"And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth." Matthew 28:18

"But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26

Of course, there are also many other verses in the Bible that show that God is omnipotent, so I think its safe to conclude that he is.

So how can we address the paradox?

Well, if we look at the definition of omnipotence, we see that there really isn't any paradox at all! If God is an omnipotent being, and if being omnipotent means He has unlimited power, it stands to reason that it is within his (unlimited) power to do things that are logical impossibilities. This means God can create square circles, make 2+2=5, and create stones that are too heavy for Him to lift and then proceed to lift them!

So atheists, before you post your tired, old, and ridiculous arguments here, remember:

"Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding." Proverbs 3:5