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  • Danny-Jones
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    Forum Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 16

    #1

    Proof that beaches are the congregation points of the damned

    "Those who do not heed the Lord's words shalt toil in the sun, and for it their skins be darkened." - Deuteronomy 22:3

    This PROOVES my point that the beaches of the world, places where weakminded women and cloven-foot men throw themselves into the sun (SATANMAKER) in order to send themselves directly to hell!

    I personally sent six letters to the local government authority about closing beaches during the day. I have attended every open meeting with the Mayor and his councillors but was quickly veto'ed everytime.

    I have printed out this scripture into hundreds of copies, tomorrow I will begin handing them out at the front of Spruce's Beach from when the sun rises till it falls, and every sinner will know that he or she are damning themselves to a world of eternal suffering lest they put a shirt or singlet on.
  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #2
    Re: Proof that beaches are the congregation points of the damned

    What Bible are you reading from. The correct verse is below;

    Deuteronomy 22:3 In like manner shalt thou do with his ass; and so shalt thou do with his raiment; and with all lost thing of thy brother's, which he hath lost, and thou hast found, shalt thou do likewise: thou mayest not hide thyself.

    So what have you been doing with your ass
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Danny-Jones
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Proof that beaches are the congregation points of the damned

      I apologize for the mistake, to which bible verse am I referring?

      This means I'm going to have to reprint the hundred of flyers I did up

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