[Lisa H]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Seems to me that Lisa is priceless! "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price [is] far above rubies." Proverbs 31

Thanks Barton. That is so nice of you.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

There is no such thing as retirement age. A women is expected to work until the day she dies. How training would Lisa require.

$8,000 does seem low, if you think this is a fair price then it must be so.

I did not say she could actually retire. I just said she could sleep in. She would still have to work all day. I certainly have no hopes of retiring.

For a barren woman $8,000 is generous.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Lisa H]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

There is no such thing as retirement age. A women is expected to work until the day she dies. How training would Lisa require.

$8,000 does seem low, if you think this is a fair price then it must be so.

I am not for sale. So go take your evil lusts somewhere else.


Judges 3:29 And they slew of Moab at that time about ten thousand men, all lusty, and all men of valour; and there escaped not a man.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Billy Bob reminds me that Lisa is barren. Therefore I think that $10,000 is a little high. If she would promise to work extra hard and sleep no more than five hours a night until she is of retirement age I would pay her father $8,000. This is of course because they are friends of the family.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

(Edit: Lisa could sleep in on the Sabbath.)

There is no such thing as retirement age. A women is expected to work until the day she dies. How training would Lisa require.

$8,000 does seem low, if you think this is a fair price then it must be so.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Would Lisa be worth $10,000 US as a fair price.

Billy Bob reminds me that Lisa is barren. Therefore I think that $10,000 is a little high. If she would promise to work extra hard and sleep no more than five hours a night until she is of retirement age I would pay her father $8,000. This is of course because they are friends of the family.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

(Edit: Lisa could sleep in on the Sabbath.)

[Imam Rashik]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Since you are an oil hoarding sand nigro you can afford to pay more. We are just simple Christian folk here at the Jenkins'.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

Would Lisa be worth $10,000 US as a fair price.

[barton]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I agree with you on something Imam.

Seeing as Lisa is a True Christian™ I think she is worth at least a thousand silver shekels.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post, though I would say 2,000 on a bad day.)

Seems to me that Lisa is priceless! "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price [is] far above rubies." Proverbs 31

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I would be willing to pay more. Lisa does appear to be rebellious at times and may require extra training.

SURA 4
34. Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and [as to] those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.

Since you are an oil hoarding sand nigro you can afford to pay more. We are just simple Christian folk here at the Jenkins'.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Imam Rashik]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I agree with you on something Imam.

Seeing as Lisa is a True Christian™ I think she is worth at least a thousand silver shekels.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post, though I would say 2,000 on a bad day.)

I would be willing to pay more. Lisa does appear to be rebellious at times and may require extra training.

SURA 4
34. Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and [as to] those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.

[barton]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

why haven't seckular scientists found an evolutionary lineage for the Lord?

It's an interesting question!

The best answer is that secular scientists are generally atheists and, therefore, have no room for God in anything they do. They haven't found anything because they won't look for anything. If they stumble across something, they pretend to miss it. Their deliberate obtuseness is a large part of why God will send them to the fiery depths.

There's also another trend, apart from atheism. The deification of the planet is quite in vogue now: neo-Gaia-ism or some claptrap like that. The basic tenet is that we are all "her" subjects and evidence of "her" power is found in everything: from plate tectonics down to our DNA. The new crop of Gaia-loving, hellbound so-called scientists use the corrupt narrative of geologists and astrophysicists in their evolutionary lineage of their false god. Like the atheists, they deny the existence of the one true God.

I hope this answers your question.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Lisa would be worth more than a banana.

I agree with you on something Imam.

Seeing as Lisa is a True Christian™ I think she is worth at least a thousand silver shekels.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post, though I would say 2,000 on a bad day.)

[Imam Rashik]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Lisa's worth more than what I have!

Or two dancingfor that matter!

Lisa would be worth more than a banana.

[RomanK]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Lisa's worth more than what I have!

Or two dancingfor that matter!

[Imam Rashik]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Don't read the bible on it. Lisa is worth WAY MORE than 50 pc. of silver ($1500 USD today)!

How much do you think Lisa is worth?

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Don't read the bible on it. Lisa is worth WAY MORE than 50 pc. of silver ($1500 USD today)!