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  • Danny-Jones
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 16

    #1

    What did the Lord evolve from?

    For the sake of argument, let's just hypothetically say that evolution is the truth and all animals and humans magically transformed from a single point in life (something that is easily disproved, but this is just a hypothetical).

    Well if this is true, why haven't seckular scientists found an evolutionary lineage for the Lord? I saw a heathen TV show (on PBS nonetheless) in which a seck scientists traced a small animal's evolution from the 'mother cell' from which all life apparently evolved from.

    No where was the Lord even mentioned, and the show went through most of the animal kingdom fairly thoroughly. Obviously, secular scientists have no idea how to fit the Lord into their giant evolution theory, expressly disproving all of it.

    Check and mate, athyests.
  • Chockolate
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2010
    • 16

    #2
    Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

    God is who is. He is a constant, eternal entity who does not evolve.

    I am offended at this post.
    God is here too.

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    • Butch Dickerson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 63

      #3
      Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

      Duh. No brainer here.

      Secularist say that species "evolve" to "adapt" to changing environments.
      #1) God is not a species. There is only ONE God. (and He is male)
      #2) God is already perfect. Always was, always will be.
      #3 God's realm is infinite, and from His perspective (right in the middle part of Heaven) it never changes unless He wants it to.
      Never a need to adapt, there is no environment but Heaven, and it doesn't change (unless God wants to view it differently)

      Some may say God evolved into Jesus ,due to the spiritual insemination of the Virgin Mary. This may be falsely construed as parthenogenesis, but since God is the highest life form, it is simply a miracle.

      Jesus's DNA was 1/2 Godly -- 1/2 Mary (the code of Godly DNA is the Bible, thus the living Word)) and The Son Of Man produced no offspring, (He was sucked up to Heaven after the jews extincted Him). He came back to earth revitalized, thus there is no Jesus evolution either, it was sacred revitalization accompanied by the Holy Spirit. His Word is what we have left behind as His DNA manifestation to us.

      The Holy Spirit may metamorphose into a little dove, but it can change back again and thus it does not evolve either.
      Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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      • RomanK
        Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
        • Oct 2010
        • 189

        #4
        Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

        from a vaccuum, XYZ created the first dimple sphere, there in created a nest of sphere's, like that of prime matter. Vaccuum caused the temp to drop. The temp created a ice shell around the prime element. The center or nest spheres were placed in a friction like environment, a standing point of 3 dimple spheres, thus causing two of them to make contact and rub against each other causing heat, or logarithmic spiral. Thus creating light.
        *Just for starters*
        Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373

          #5
          Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

          Originally posted by RomanK View Post
          from a vaccuum, XYZ created the first dimple sphere, there in created a nest of sphere's, like that of prime matter. Vaccuum caused the temp to drop. The temp created a ice shell around the prime element. The center or nest spheres were placed in a friction like environment, a standing point of 3 dimple spheres, thus causing two of them to make contact and rub against each other causing heat, or logarithmic spiral. Thus creating light. *Just for starters*
          I use a light switch when I want light.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • RomanK
            Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
            • Oct 2010
            • 189

            #6
            Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

            And still bet you think electricity moves in one direction too! Don't cha?
            Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

              Originally posted by RomanK View Post
              And still bet you think electricity moves in one direction too! Don't cha?
              I guess you believe water flows up hill.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • RomanK
                Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
                • Oct 2010
                • 189

                #8
                Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                I guess you believe water flows up hill.
                why not you think the earth is flat.

                Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!
                Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                • Dutch Girl
                  Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 283

                  #9
                  Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                  Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                  Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!
                  They might be wrong about the Bible, but there is no need to get this rude!


                  Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                  - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                    Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                    why not you think the earth is flat.

                    Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!
                    I will not have you threatening to rape the True Christian Womenfolk(tm) on this forum, sir. I suggest you read the KJV1611 instead of committing sex crimes.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #11
                      Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                      Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                      why not you think the earth is flat.

                      Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!
                      You really are just being foolish. Why would I want to do porn, so keep you lustful thoughts to yourself.


                      Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Able's Avenger!
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 56

                        #12
                        Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                        Don't read the bible on it. Lisa is worth WAY MORE than 50 pc. of silver ($1500 USD today)!

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                        • Imam Rashik
                          Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 265

                          #13
                          Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                          Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                          Don't read the bible on it. Lisa is worth WAY MORE than 50 pc. of silver ($1500 USD today)!
                          How much do you think Lisa is worth?
                          SURA 1
                          2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
                          3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

                          pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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                          • RomanK
                            Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 189

                            #14
                            Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                            Lisa's worth more than what I have!

                            Or two dancingfor that matter!
                            Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                            • Imam Rashik
                              Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 265

                              #15
                              Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                              Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                              Lisa's worth more than what I have!

                              Or two dancingfor that matter!
                              Lisa would be worth more than a banana.
                              SURA 1
                              2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
                              3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

                              pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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