What did the Lord evolve from?

[Lisa H]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

why not you think the earth is flat.

Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!

You really are just being foolish. Why would I want to do porn, so keep you lustful thoughts to yourself.


Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

why not you think the earth is flat.

Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!

I will not have you threatening to rape the True Christian Womenfolk(tm) on this forum, sir. I suggest you read the KJV1611 instead of committing sex crimes.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!

They might be wrong about the Bible, but there is no need to get this rude!

[RomanK]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I guess you believe water flows up hill.

why not you think the earth is flat.

Your awwwful cute, maybe you should do porn instead of being a poster!

[Lisa H]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

And still bet you think electricity moves in one direction too! Don't cha?

I guess you believe water flows up hill.

[RomanK]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

And still bet you think electricity moves in one direction too! Don't cha?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

from a vaccuum, XYZ created the first dimple sphere, there in created a nest of sphere's, like that of prime matter. Vaccuum caused the temp to drop. The temp created a ice shell around the prime element. The center or nest spheres were placed in a friction like environment, a standing point of 3 dimple spheres, thus causing two of them to make contact and rub against each other causing heat, or logarithmic spiral. Thus creating light. *Just for starters*

I use a light switch when I want light.

[RomanK]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

from a vaccuum, XYZ created the first dimple sphere, there in created a nest of sphere's, like that of prime matter. Vaccuum caused the temp to drop. The temp created a ice shell around the prime element. The center or nest spheres were placed in a friction like environment, a standing point of 3 dimple spheres, thus causing two of them to make contact and rub against each other causing heat, or logarithmic spiral. Thus creating light.
*Just for starters*

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Duh. No brainer here.

Secularist say that species "evolve" to "adapt" to changing environments.
#1) God is not a species. There is only ONE God. (and He is male)
#2) God is already perfect. Always was, always will be.
#3 God's realm is infinite, and from His perspective (right in the middle part of Heaven) it never changes unless He wants it to.
Never a need to adapt, there is no environment but Heaven, and it doesn't change (unless God wants to view it differently)

Some may say God evolved into Jesus ,due to the spiritual insemination of the Virgin Mary. This may be falsely construed as parthenogenesis, but since God is the highest life form, it is simply a miracle.

Jesus's DNA was 1/2 Godly -- 1/2 Mary (the code of Godly DNA is the Bible, thus the living Word)) and The Son Of Man produced no offspring, (He was sucked up to Heaven after the jews extincted Him). He came back to earth revitalized, thus there is no Jesus evolution either, it was sacred revitalization accompanied by the Holy Spirit. His Word is what we have left behind as His DNA manifestation to us.

The Holy Spirit may metamorphose into a little dove, but it can change back again and thus it does not evolve either.

[Chockolate]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

God is who is. He is a constant, eternal entity who does not evolve.

I am offended at this post.

[Danny-Jones]

For the sake of argument, let's just hypothetically say that evolution is the truth and all animals and humans magically transformed from a single point in life (something that is easily disproved, but this is just a hypothetical).

Well if this is true, why haven't seckular scientists found an evolutionary lineage for the Lord? I saw a heathen TV show (on PBS nonetheless) in which a seck scientists traced a small animal's evolution from the 'mother cell' from which all life apparently evolved from.

No where was the Lord even mentioned, and the show went through most of the animal kingdom fairly thoroughly. Obviously, secular scientists have no idea how to fit the Lord into their giant evolution theory, expressly disproving all of it.

Check and mate, athyests.