X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Bobby-Joe
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    Why do you hate babies so much? This is God's work, we must fight off the atheist invasion. Furthermore, it wouldn't be terrorism as I'm not a muslim, worst case scenario it would be arson. I also think that Rev Jimmy spoke about killing multiple people in one of the threads here, he supports the burning of these facilities and the killing of those dirty atheist niggers.
    What part of God commands us to obey secular law don't you understand idiot? Until Palin is president and congress changes the laws we dare no touch a hair on a secularists head. After that it's open season, we even have the acid vats for the bodies set up.

    That you would so willfully ignore God's commandment against law breaking makes you sound like you are some Atheist out to mock Christians, most likely due to butt hurt because you know we are right.

    Leave a comment:


  • Lycia The Repentant
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    Lycia, look between your legs, see a *CENSORED* there? No *CENSORED*, no opinion. I'm sure that if I spoke with your father he would gladly allow us to become wedded -- provided a pay a tidy sum for you. I can promise you a life of cleaning and cooking. Why do you hate the Christian way so much?

    As well Lycia, I want to ask you some questions about your former life.

    While you were a *CENSORED*, did you ever engage in any *CENSORED* *CENSORED*? As well, do you have a tally of how many men you *CENSORED* with? Finally, how much *CENSORED* have you swallowed in your lifetime as a *CENSORED*?
    A beautiful example of the kind of love, tolerance and morality I have come to expect from you lying atheist types.

    Leave a comment:


  • Meek and Humble
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post

    Lycia, look between your legs, see a penis there? No cock, no opinion. I'm sure that if I spoke with your father he would gladly allow us to become wedded -- provided a pay a tidy sum for you. I can promise you a life of cleaning and cooking. Why do you hate the Christian way so much?
    Your sexism is not welcome here, hatemonger!

    Leave a comment:


  • clownbaby
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post

    Also, terrorist threats made on an internet forum are taken very seriously by the authorities. Just thought you might be interested in hearing that.
    Why do you hate babies so much? This is God's work, we must fight off the atheist invasion. Furthermore, it wouldn't be terrorism as I'm not a muslim, worst case scenario it would be arson. I also think that Rev Jimmy spoke about killing multiple people in one of the threads here, he supports the burning of these facilities and the killing of those dirty atheist niggers.

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
    I am sure Ms. Felicity and Ms. Lisa won't mind if I speak for them here. The answer is no.
    Lycia, look between your legs, see a *CENSORED* there? No *CENSORED*, no opinion. I'm sure that if I spoke with your father he would gladly allow us to become wedded -- provided a pay a tidy sum for you. I can promise you a life of cleaning and cooking. Why do you hate the Christian way so much?

    As well Lycia, I want to ask you some questions about your former life.

    While you were a *CENSORED*, did you ever engage in any *CENSORED* *CENSORED*? As well, do you have a tally of how many men you *CENSORED* with? Finally, how much *CENSORED* have you swallowed in your lifetime as a *CENSORED*?
    Last edited by Felicity; 11-16-2010, 05:15 PM. Reason: Removed dirty words

    Leave a comment:


  • Lycia The Repentant
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    Almighty Rev. Jim. I apologize for my tests. I love the lord Jesus and all that the True Christians stand for. My tests have only been to ensure that you are as Christian as I am and I repent for all my wrong doings. In fact, I am planning on burning down a Planned Parenthood facility in the following week to repent for testing you, my fellow Christians. I know that what I have done is wrong, however, I have been hurt by the betrayers of the Lord before and I needed to make sure you were followers of the True word of Christ.
    If you were really a Christian you would know that God commands us to follow secular law.

    "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation." Romans 13:1-2

    Also, terrorist threats made on an internet forum are taken very seriously by the authorities. Just thought you might be interested in hearing that.

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    I am looking for a suitable wife. In particular, I am looking for one of Felicity, Lisa H or Lycia The Repetant. I am willing to purchase any of these beautiful and Godly women.

    In Jesus' name.
    I am very interested in the women I have mentioned in my previous message and am willing to pay any sum for their Godly beauty.
    I am sure Ms. Felicity and Ms. Lisa won't mind if I speak for them here. The answer is no.

    Leave a comment:


  • clownbaby
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Yea, you're as much of a Christian as my Mercedes SL65 AMG.



    These women wouldn't give you the time of day. They are commanded to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself.

    2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
    Almighty Rev. Jim. I apologize for my tests. I love the lord Jesus and all that the True Christians stand for. My tests have only been to ensure that you are as Christian as I am and I repent for all my wrong doings. In fact, I am planning on burning down a Planned Parenthood facility in the following week to repent for testing you, my fellow Christians. I know that what I have done is wrong, however, I have been hurt by the betrayers of the Lord before and I needed to make sure you were followers of the True word of Christ.

    In Christ's name.

    I am very interested in the women I have mentioned in my previous message and am willing to pay any sum for their Godly beauty.

    Leave a comment:


  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    You guys, I am sorry for being such a dung hole on these forums. I was testing you to make sure you are real Christians and are willing to sacrifice everything for our Lord. I know I am. In fact, I have burned down multiple Planned Parenthood facilities to show my love for Jesus.
    Yea, you're as much of a Christian as my Mercedes SL65 AMG.

    I am looking for a suitable wife. In particular, I am looking for one of Felicity, Lisa H or Lycia The Repetant. I am willing to purchase any of these beautiful and Godly women.

    In Jesus' name.
    These women wouldn't give you the time of day. They are commanded to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself.

    2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

    Leave a comment:


  • clownbaby
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    You guys, I am sorry for being such a dung hole on these forums. I was testing you to make sure you are real Christians and are willing to sacrifice everything for our Lord. I know I am. In fact, I have burned down multiple Planned Parenthood facilities to show my love for Jesus.

    I am looking for a suitable wife. In particular, I am looking for one of Felicity, Lisa H or Lycia The Repetant. I am willing to purchase any of these beautiful and Godly women.

    In Jesus' name.

    Leave a comment:


  • despising david
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    How many true Christians have been contracted with aids that weren't raped or born with it from ungrateful God mocking parent's? I have yet to hear of a true christian being HIV positive. Im sorry your going straight to hell baby clown but that is no excuse to provide false claims of the righteous use of condoms, satan's way of mowing down christians soldiers like grass. However it may be good for athiest drug user's like you to use them so that you don't spawn a child with down syndrome like you suffer from that would make it impossible to ever get into heaven in the first place!!!

    Leave a comment:


  • Pastor Ezekiel
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    And you claim your are Christian. I thought Jesus was against the whole killing of other people thing. Repent, God will forgive you for having these thoughts.

    In Christ's name.
    What you think is irrelevant. What does the Holy Bible say? Show us where Jesus said these things.

    In the mean time, you might want to ponder a few verses quoting Jesus that indicate the contrary.

    Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

    Leave a comment:


  • Master Gordon
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    And you claim your are Christian. I thought Jesus was against the whole killing of other people thing. Repent, God will forgive you for having these thoughts.

    In Christ's name.
    He is a True Christian and you are unsaved trash, and you bother me so go away.

    Leave a comment:


  • Nathan B. Forrest
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    Exactly everything you said was completely wrong.

    First of all, correlation is not causation. That is, just because there is a relationship between two variables does not mean that one causes the other. For instance, if there is a relationship between A and B then it might be the case that A causes B, B causes A, or there is a third unknown variable which is causing the correlation.

    Secondly, you are reading the graph wrong. Low percentage of condom use implies a higher likelihood of contracting HIV since you are only using a condom 15% of the time, leaving you at risk 85% of the time.

    Also, this is incredibly hypocritical of you! In every other thread here, you people bash true science and now you are misconstruing it for your own purposes? That's a load of bullshit right there.

    I lol'd so hard when you said

    Why would you EVER use the same condom!!
    Why do you hate babies and why on earth would you wish AIDS on everybody??

    Oh, and watch your language, the Lord does not approve of cussin'.


    Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
    Are you out of your mind!?

    Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!
    And YOU!!! Does your husband know that you're on the internets? I do not think so, so you should get down on your knees, open up your mouth to loudly praise your husband, swallow all the goodwill and love that he puts forth, and beg forgiveness for your whorish and slutty ways.

    Leave a comment:


  • clownbaby
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Heck, we all have desires to go out and kill a bunch of people, including myself. I've fantasized many times about taking one of my shotguns and semi-automatic rifles and going down to a Planned Parenthood center or a liberal heretical Lutheran church and just emptying out all the ammo on those scumbags.
    And you claim your are Christian. I thought Jesus was against the whole killing of other people thing. Repent, God will forgive you for having these thoughts.

    In Christ's name.

    Leave a comment:


  • Master Gordon
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
    You are twisting my words and giving me moar infractions. Feelsbadman.jpg

    I never said that I believe in scientists and universities over the bible. They both have their strengths and weaknesses.
    Please spell Bible with a capital 'B'.. every thing you need to know can be found in the KJV1611 Bible. There is no need to waste your time on those other pursuits. Concentrate on the Lord your God...

    Also, Jimmy, Condoms: Death Wrapped in Rubber, likely informed kids to not use condoms. The thing is, humans naturally want to have sex, it's our instinct. This tract probably caused the transmission of multiple STDs between young innocent people. How could you do such a thing? Do you not feel any remorse?

    In Christ's name.
    Filthy sinners naturally want to have sex, not God fearing Christian men and women like us.

    If those dirty little perverts weren't having sex out of marriage they would not have got STD's.

    It is quite simple be pure and read the Bible and.

    Leave a comment:


  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    replied
    Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

    Originally posted by clownbaby View Post

    Also, Jimmy, Condoms: Death Wrapped in Rubber, likely informed kids to not use condoms. The thing is, humans naturally want to have sex, it's our instinct. This tract probably caused the transmission of multiple STDs between young innocent people. How could you do such a thing? Do you not feel any remorse?
    I don't feel guilty in the slightest for simply spreading the true facts about condoms to our young people. The liberal and homosexual agenda wants to push condoms on our kids in order to increase premarital sex and to help erode the decent Christian morals our country was founded upon. If my tract actually caused thousands of kids to not use condoms....then PRAISE JESUS!

    And just because teenagers have the desire to have wanton fornication doesn't mean you should encourage them. Heck, we all have desires to go out and kill a bunch of people, including myself. I've fantasized many times about taking one of my shotguns and semi-automatic rifles and going down to a Planned Parenthood center or a liberal heretical Lutheran church and just emptying out all the ammo on those scumbags.

    But I don't. Why? Because I am a moral man who walks with God, that's why.

    Leave a comment:

Working...