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    Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

    Hi, I'm a behavorist. meaning, you get your conditioned stimlus, your gonna get your conditioned responce. you get your unconditioned stilmilus, you get your unconditioned responce. its a learning process. and you all seem to be suffering a learned helplessness that can only be filled by god.


    explain.
    "Excuse me...Believing in white superiority is racist. You can babble all you want about how it isn't, but IT IS."
    -Father Thomas Martin: Rascist Old Guy.
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  • #2
    Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

    Originally posted by TheTemplarKnights View Post
    Hi, I'm a behavorist. meaning, you get your conditioned stimlus, your gonna get your conditioned responce. you get your unconditioned stilmilus, you get your unconditioned responce. its a learning process. and you all seem to be suffering a learned helplessness that can only be filled by god.


    explain.
    Hi, I'm a True Christian™ Pastor.

    You seem to be possessed by demons that have given you a lousy sense of humor and robbed you of any ability to make a coherent sentence, or even use proper capitalization. You are hellbound because you are a God mocker. All this despite the fact that Jesus suffered and died temporarily on the cross for our sins.

    Explain.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Hi, I'm a True Christian™ Pastor.

      You seem to be possessed by demons that have given you a lousy sense of humor and robbed you of any ability to make a coherent sentence, or even use proper capitalization. You are hellbound because you are a God mocker. All this despite the fact that Jesus suffered and died temporarily on the cross for our sins.

      Explain.
      The demon seems to be possessed by the works of Pavlov and B. F. Skinner - both discredited many decades ago. Attempts to explain behavior without consciousness is like explaining the universe without God.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #4
        Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

        actually it's even harder
        at least they can make up lies to back up an unintelligently created universe
        this is just beyond stupidity
        Strike us like matches, 'cause everyone deserves the flames
        We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame
        At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
        Everyone deserves the flames, but it's such a shame
        Such a shame

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        • #5
          Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

          TheTemplarKnights, you are not so much a behaviorist as a spelling disaster.

          Response. Stimulus.

          Pay attention. Pretend you are in a Skinner box and every time you misspell a word God pokes you with a sharp stick.

          Here is the kind of stimulus-response training the Lord favors:

          I have smitten you with blasting and mildew: when your gardens and your vineyards and your fig trees and your olive trees increased, the palmerworm devoured them: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

          I have sent among you the pestilence after the manner of Egypt: your young men have I slain with the sword, and have taken away your horses; and I have made the stink of your camps to come up unto your nostrils: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

          I have overthrown some of you, as God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and ye were as a firebrand plucked out of the burning: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.

          Therefore thus will I do unto thee, O Israel: and because I will do this unto thee, prepare to meet thy God, O Israel. Amos 4:9-12

          See? Stimulus: famine, plague, pestilence, palmerworms up the wazoo, war. Response: Return to God.

          Now, you may choose to believe that famine, plague, pestilence, and war are meaningless, random, mere brute fact. You may choose to believe that SH*T HAPPENS without any moral significance.

          Or you can prepare to meet thy God!

          ~~ OEJ
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          • #6
            Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

            Originally posted by TheTemplarKnights View Post
            Hi, I'm a behavorist. meaning, you get your conditioned stimlus, your gonna get your conditioned responce. you get your unconditioned stilmilus, you get your unconditioned responce. its a learning process. and you all seem to be suffering a learned helplessness that can only be filled by god.


            explain.
            Friend, once you encounter the stimulus of eternal Hellfire, it'll be too late to change your behaviour. Better encounter the stimulus of God's Word and get Saved as a response. It seems logical enough to me.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #7
              Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

              Originally posted by TheTemplarKnights View Post
              Hi, I'm a behavorist. meaning, you get your conditioned stimlus, your gonna get your conditioned responce. you get your unconditioned stilmilus, you get your unconditioned responce. its a learning process. and you all seem to be suffering a learned helplessness that can only be filled by god.


              explain.
              Hi, I'm a True Christian. Even in your fancy world, you are outdated by about 50 years now. Skinner is a joke. Try to keep up with your secularist crap, thank you.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #8
                Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

                sorry sir, but the bible was "outdated" when we found out the earth is round.
                "Excuse me...Believing in white superiority is racist. You can babble all you want about how it isn't, but IT IS."
                -Father Thomas Martin: Rascist Old Guy.

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                • #9
                  Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

                  Originally posted by TheTemplarKnights View Post
                  sorry sir, but the bible was "outdated" when we found out the earth is round.
                  What in the world are you talking about?

                  The Bible told us that the Earth is round thousands of years before science discovered that fact. Take a look at this.

                  You may be surprised to learn that the Bible revealed that the earth is round. Job 26:10, Prov 8:27, Isaiah 40:22, Amos 9:6. Today, we chuckle at the people of the fifteenth century who feared sailing because they thought they would fall over the edge of the flat earth. Yet the Bible revealed the truth in 1000 B.C. 2500 years before man discovered it for himself!
                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                  • #10
                    Re: Learned Condition Leard Responce, I'm a Behaviorist

                    Stimulus: we name you a sinner
                    Response: you criticise us

                    Stimulus: We explain why your precious "head doctors" are a load of crap
                    Response: You cry, hug a science textbook and huddle in a corner saying, "there is no God... there is no God... there is no God... oooh Freud we were meant to be together..."
                    Suffer on Earth to secure a place in heaven! It's worth it!

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