Antikythera Mechanism recreated out of Legos

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

That's right, more proof of the ungodly nature of Legos.

A "scientist", using x-ray images of the Antikythera Mechanism, created a version of it out of Legos. It uses multiple gearboxes to perform calculations and turn needles on dials at a precise rate, allowing the prediction of eclipses and other celestial events.

They have created a video of how this Satanic contraption works.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Antikythera Mechanism recreated out of Legos

What is an Antikythera Mechanism? The name sounds Greek, so I'm going to assume it must be about pagan mythology, triangles, sodomy, or financial instability and massive rioting. If it's about the prediction of eclipses, then I'll guess it's the pagan mythology option.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Antikythera Mechanism recreated out of Legos

Seems to me a charge of practicing witchcraft could be made against these sinners.


And after President Palin is elected, that might be precisely what happens.

Praise Jesus!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Antikythera Mechanism recreated out of Legos

What is an Antikythera Mechanism? The name sounds Greek, so I'm going to assume it must be about pagan mythology, triangles, sodomy, or financial instability and massive rioting. If it's about the prediction of eclipses, then I'll guess it's the pagan mythology option.

My apologies, Brother. Sometimes I forget that not everyone has studied ancient Greek Satanism.

The video gives a little background, but not much.

There are whole webpages on it: http://www.antikythera-mechanism.gr/

You see, 100 years before God came to earth as Jesus, the evil Greeks constructed this Antichrist Antikythera Mechanism. You see, they had correctly prophesied (through their demons) that God was preparing to pay mankind a visit and offer Salvation to those who would stop sinning.

The mechanism, believed by many to calculate the timing of celestial events (eclipses, that sort of thing), was actually an attempt to predict the exact location and time of Jesus' birth. The Greeks would use it to find and kill Baby Jesus!

God, knowing what the evil Greeks were up to, sank the ship bearing the mechanism and killing everyone on board.

This is what was found in 1900:



They did a reconstruction which made it into what they wanted it to be instead of what it was:

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Antikythera Mechanism recreated out of Legos

Godmocking Satanists! Haven't they ever read a Bible? Astrology is a vile and disgusting sin. But I guess, when you're forking your own relatives and their pets in the anus and calling it "science", what difference does a little divination make? As we all know, this is behavior typical of scientists. But then to construct this abomination out of Legos, which are insidiously designed by the perverse Denmarkistanis to disappear up children's rectums and cause internal bleeding, I mean how sick and disgusting can you get?

Deuteronomy 18:9-12 (King James Version) 9When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. 10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. 11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. 12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

Isaiah 47:13-14 (King James Version) 13Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. 14Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.


Leviticus 19:26 (King James Version) 26Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.


Zechariah 10:2 (King James Version) 2For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.