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  • Super Moon TONIGHT!!

    A warning to all!

    Creation scientists have shown that the approaching Super Moon was the cause of the Japan earthquake. God has caused the moon to come closer to Earth than it has in 18 years! As you no doubt recall, the last time it was this close (March 28, 1983), millions were killed and billions of damages were sustained in worldwide natural disasters and freak weather.

    Just watch this terrifying video!



    As the narrator explains, we have to get food, canned food, water, and supplies so we can save our families from this conspiracy! The conspiracy of the moon being pulled so close to the Earth by the evil . . . um . . . Fed?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    Re: Super Moon TONIGHT!!

    I don't care why it happens, as long as it does!

    I can't wait to die and go to Heaven, praise God!

    I'm so excited! Ha ha, I've got the giggles!
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • #3
      Re: Super Moon TONIGHT!!

      YEAH! Please get food and water and close yourself into a freaking basement, and just stay there until you die, and realise there is no heaven and hell.

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        Re: Super Moon TONIGHT!!

        Originally posted by Cursed View Post
        I can't wait to die and go to Heaven, praise God!
        How do you know you're going to Heaven in the first place?
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #5
          Re: Super Moon TONIGHT!!

          Originally posted by ScienceisforFools View Post
          How do you know you're going to Heaven in the first place?
          Because the Holy Bible says so!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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