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  • More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    As you all know, I am a very busy man, working almost single-handedly to stave off the advances of the sticky finger of evolution into science and fighting the good fight. Unfortunately my job requires me to occasionally enter the sacred temple of all the false gods prevalent in the world today: the classroom. Early this morning I had the misfortune to sit in on a class at one of our Nation's premier institutions of "Learning"... I had prepared myself mightily for this, building up my defenses so as not to be shaken by whatever lies Satan has introduced. Brothers and Sisters, let me tell you that I was shocked and appalled at what I had heard.

    Scientists are now introducing the "missing link" theory () into Physics! Physics! The study of how God moves all the atoms around! Goodness gracious! This was in a class that evolution had NO place in: Subsurface Sensing and Imaging. Now naturally I assumed that the were searching for Hell beneath the earth and I was intrigued, but this was just too much! The "professor" (who no-doubt got his "degree" from some playground-school like MIT or Stanford and not some actual institute of higher learning) was speaking on looking for a connection between Gravitational Fields (secular-speak for God pushing two planets together) and Electric Fields (when God pulls two magnets together to make spark-things). He claimed that there was a missing link here too, and that "scientists" were hard at work to find this "missing link".

    Naturally I immediately began to plead the Blood of the Lamb over these sorry souls sitting in the class who don't even have a tithing plan at Landover, quoting my Bible that I had hidden in my coat to keep the Devil at bay whilst I ran for the door to report this to you.

    Now this if both hilarious and frightening at the same time. Hilarious because these so-called "intellectuals" feel that their great-grandaddy monkey somehow or other holds planets together, and sad because we actually allow these people to VOTE?! How do these so called intellectual elites even keep a straight face while saying this? Although I must admit, as soon as I called the professor's bluff and began to plead the Blood of Jesus over the entire class, the professor DID crack a smile, so I suspect he knew the jig was up on his absurdity.

    I must speak with a Pastor immediately. I just wanted to share this absurdity with you today, so you don't have to go out and spend God's money on a so-called "education" that doesn't have the Bible as its basis!
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    Re: More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

    The notion that the physicists are going to find some unifying principle anywhere but in the Bible is, of course, absurd.

    However, I think that your report could be evidence of progress. The scientists are finally admitting that they don't really understand anything--when have we ever heard that from them before? Dr. Ville, I think that this "professor," knowing that you would not let him get away with phony facts, bad math, and flawed logic, felt that he had to hedge his bets lest you demolish him in front of his class even more than you did.

    Why anyone listens to the scientists, who keep changing their minds about even the most basic aspects of their science (OMG, an Ice Age is coming! OMG, global warming is coming!), is just beyond my ability to comprehend. Luckily, once a Republican Senate rides President-elect Huckabee's coattails to victory, they will put a stop to federal funding of these anti-Christian propeganda projects that masquerade as "scientific research" for good.

    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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    • #3
      Re: More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

      Just typing the word "physicists" makes me feel like a dirty sinner.

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        Re: More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
        Ladies and Gentlemen,
        Electric Fields (when God pulls two magnets together to make spark-things).
        Pray tell me what are the "spark-things" you are mentioning in the quote above, doctor C. Ville? As for those "Fields" that the discourse was about (Actually a hellish propaganda, no doubt) they don't resound to anything I have heard about or ever read in the Bible (the only book I read so far and I will EVER read), where the only Fields are the ones that grow a man's food!

        I respect you for your strenght of walking unharmed through the halls of the hydra's head named "EDUCATION" brother Ernest!
        God please forgive me for they know not what they're doing and I can't show it to them.

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          Re: More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          Ladies and Gentlemen,

          As you all know, I am a very busy man, working almost single-handedly to stave off the advances of the sticky finger of evolution into science and fighting the good fight. Unfortunately my job requires me to occasionally enter the sacred temple of all the false gods prevalent in the world today: the classroom. Early this morning I had the misfortune to sit in on a class at one of our Nation's premier institutions of "Learning"... I had prepared myself mightily for this, building up my defenses so as not to be shaken by whatever lies Satan has introduced. Brothers and Sisters, let me tell you that I was shocked and appalled at what I had heard.

          Scientists are now introducing the "missing link" theory () into Physics! Physics! The study of how God moves all the atoms around! Goodness gracious! This was in a class that evolution had NO place in: Subsurface Sensing and Imaging. Now naturally I assumed that the were searching for Hell beneath the earth and I was intrigued, but this was just too much! The "professor" (who no-doubt got his "degree" from some playground-school like MIT or Stanford and not some actual institute of higher learning) was speaking on looking for a connection between Gravitational Fields (secular-speak for God pushing two planets together) and Electric Fields (when God pulls two magnets together to make spark-things). He claimed that there was a missing link here too, and that "scientists" were hard at work to find this "missing link".

          Naturally I immediately began to plead the Blood of the Lamb over these sorry souls sitting in the class who don't even have a tithing plan at Landover, quoting my Bible that I had hidden in my coat to keep the Devil at bay whilst I ran for the door to report this to you.

          Now this if both hilarious and frightening at the same time. Hilarious because these so-called "intellectuals" feel that their great-grandaddy monkey somehow or other holds planets together, and sad because we actually allow these people to VOTE?! How do these so called intellectual elites even keep a straight face while saying this? Although I must admit, as soon as I called the professor's bluff and began to plead the Blood of Jesus over the entire class, the professor DID crack a smile, so I suspect he knew the jig was up on his absurdity.

          I must speak with a Pastor immediately. I just wanted to share this absurdity with you today, so you don't have to go out and spend God's money on a so-called "education" that doesn't have the Bible as its basis!
          Yes, doctor, but are you related to Dr. Stan D. Ville?

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            Re: More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

            Indeed God sees the fall of the sparrow and with His might hand regulates the whirling of the asteroids in their strange heavenly dance. Indeed, the heavens themselves show forth the fingerprints of the Mightiest Hand!

            A secular scientist can look into a telescope or microscope for weeks, months, or years...and all he will get is tired eyes. For the real truth is found not in the instruments of science falsely so-called, but in God's Word!

            O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called. 1 Timothy 6:20

            Praise ye the LORD!

            ~~ OEJ

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            • #7
              Re: More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

              Originally posted by SadSightSeer View Post
              Pray tell me what are the "spark-things" you are mentioning in the quote above, doctor C. Ville? As for those "Fields" that the discourse was about
              You can't understand this because you live in Romania, so you don't have electricity yet. Electricity is the will of God, just like gravity. If the Lord God can make the stars fall from the sky, surely he can make household appliances run without a hitch. What more explanation do we need?

              And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree. Isaiah 34:4

              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                Re: More falsehoods in secular so-called "science"...

                Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                You can't understand this because you live in Romania, so you don't have electricity yet. Electricity is the will of God, just like gravity. If the Lord God can make the stars fall from the sky, surely he can make household appliances run without a hitch. What more explanation do we need?
                Yes, pastor, you're a fountain of wisom as always. It worths burning a candle every night to see while I browse the forums in search for your words of faith.

                I'm sure that the BLESSED folks from Landover Christian University School of Law, Freehold, Iowa, God's Country have a lot to learn from your immense knowledge.
                God please forgive me for they know not what they're doing and I can't show it to them.

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