[Danish Crusader]

Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science

I had occasion to prove the existence of God to my young nephew this morning.

It's been rather hot where we live, and we were both in the kitchen cooking breakfast. It was so hot, even, that I suggested to him to take off his pyjama top.

Anyway, we had been keeping the butter in the refrigerator because it melts if left out. So when the toast came up, I showed him the following.

When butter is super hard, it is hard to spread on the toast. You want to use the knife to cut off very thin slices because these are the ones that melt easiest when the butter is cold and the toast is tender.

But....get this....thin slices are the easiest slices to make when the butter is cold. In fact, it's hard to cut a thick slice of butter when it's cold!!

You see, God designed the butter so that when it is super cold and hard, and you need thin slices, then these are exactly the kind of slices that most naturally come off the stick. This could not be a coincidence, I told my nephew. "In fact, when the butter is warm, you CAN cut off a thick piece because then you can spread it on the hot toast before it all melts."

"You see," I explained. "It all works together, as God has intelligently designed it. When the butter is cold, it naturally cuts thin because it matches the best form for toast under the circumstances. When the butter is hot, it takes a different--but again, most ideal--form for the task at hand."

Take that, evolutionists! Buttering your hot toast with thin slices of cold butter (or thick slices of warm butter) is just another way in which creationism is proved and evolution is disproved.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously? God designed butter?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Seriously? God designed butter?

You think it evolved? From coffee maybe?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You think it evolved? From coffee maybe?

Coffee beans? Butter beans?



Ermagerd, they've been right the whole time!!!!!!

[Danish Crusader]

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Please, I'm begging you: go post this on a science forum and then come back here and tell me what they said.

Well I could do that but I don´t really see the point.
Anyway. Why would you care what the Evil scientists have to say?

But please explain to me how you make water disappear.

[Danish Crusader]

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You think it evolved? From coffee maybe?

No I think man learned how to make butter from milk. But what do I know?

Perhaps you can show me the part of the bible where God is designing butter?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Well I could do that but I don´t really see the point.
Anyway. Why would you care what the Evil scientists have to say?

But please explain to me how you make water disappear.

So you admit you were wrong...there's hope for you yet.

[Elmer G. White]

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Well I could do that but I don´t really see the point.
Anyway. Why would you care what the Evil scientists have to say?

But please explain to me how you make water disappear.

Hello! Both atheist false scientists and Godly Creation Scientists agree that lots of water has been removed from the surface and it now resides under the Earth's crust in deep mantle unaccesible to us.

Genesis 8:2
The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained.


Det var ikke for vanskeligt, was it?*


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*That's the Daniac language for 'that was not too difficult after all, var det?' I'm a bit witty today, aren't I.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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No I think man learned how to make butter from milk. But what do I know?

Of course butter comes from milk. Did you think the milkmaid squeezes the cow's teat in a different way to squirt out a stick of butter?

[Danish Crusader]

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So you admit you were wrong...there's hope for you yet.

Well no I am quite sure I did not admit anything. Not that I have a problem with being wrong. If you can prove me wrong, please do.

Please explain to me how you make water disappear.

[Danish Crusader]

Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science

Hello! Both atheist false scientists and Godly Creation Scientists agree that lots of water has been removed from the surface and it now resides under the Earth's crust in deep mantle unaccesible to us.

Genesis 8:2
The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained.


Det var ikke for vanskeligt, was it?*


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*That's the Daniac language for 'that was not too difficult after all, var det?' I'm a bit witty today, aren't I.

Well unaccessible is not the same as not existing.

[Danish Crusader]

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Of course butter comes from milk. Did you think the milkmaid squeezes the cow's teat in a different way to squirt out a stick of butter?

Well the lord works in mysterious ways, so why not?

So you guys believe that God "designed" all things?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Well the lord works in mysterious ways, so why not?

So you guys believe that God "designed" all things?

What do you believe? That some tiny bundle of something-something exploded a billion years ago and somehow became everything in a matter of seconds?



And you try to tell US the dangers of blind faith!

[Attila's Wife]

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Det var ikke for vanskeligt, was it?*

*That's the Daniac language for 'that was not too difficult after all, var det?' I'm a bit witty today, aren't I.

I had completely lost track of what this person was talking about, he seems so confused. Now I realize that it really doesn't matter.

Thank you for cheering me up, Brother Dr. Professor. I always enjoy your made-up languages.

[Didymus Much]

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...Thank you for cheering me up, Brother Dr. Professor. I always enjoy your made-up languages.

Next, he'll be trying to convince you that there really is a place called "Belgium".

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What do you believe? That some tiny bundle of something-something exploded a billion years ago and somehow became everything in a matter of seconds?



And you try to tell US the dangers of blind faith!

Brother, I've listed to their High Priests, like Christopher Hitch 'em up, and Richard Dullkins, and Tim I Need A Haircut Minchins, and they sit around and congratulate themselves for duping each other into believing that first there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing, and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything, and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. They then have the audacity to take this on faith, ignoring all evidence to the contrary, and demand proof of God!