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For each of secular science's cheesy and ridiculous fields, Creation Science has offered humanity a Biblically-sound, and therefore true, alternative.
Secular scientists are so devoid of common sense that they cannot see what a vast waste of time all their studies, theories and tests are when they could simply skip all that tedium and look up the answers in the Bible.
Therein lies the difference between secular science and Creation Science.
Secular scientists are like school students trying to solve a math problem, and Creation Scientists are like the schoolmaster.
Christians must firmly but gently say to secular scientists "No, that's not the right answer," and wait patiently until they return with results dating the Earth as no more than 6,000 years old.
Ever since Einstein made up a bunch of lies about the speed of light and relatives, secular scientists have been clamoring over each other to come up with what they call "The Grand Unified Theory," some magic theory that will somehow make them understand everything about math and physics.
Well I've got news for the secular scientists: Creation Scientists already have a Grand Unified Theory.
It's called the Holy Bible.
It gives us the answer to all the questions that matter. For instance it's been said that one cannot derive from biology whether or not it is immoral to masturbate, but with the Grand Unified Creation Science Theory, we can conclude that it is.
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? - 1 Corinthians 6:19
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. - Matthew 5:28
When we Grand Unify these verses together we see that we can indeed use the study of biology to determine morality.
Suppose we wanted to know if we could use astronomy to determine if the universe is finite. Secular scientists have spent an eternity arguing about this, but with The Grand Unified Creation Science Theory we can demonstrate we've had the answer for thousands of years!
He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names. - Psalm 147:4
Using the Grand Unified Creation Science Theory, we conduct a scientific and peer-reviewable search of the Bible and discover this:
Who coverest thyself with light as with a garment: who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain: - Psalm 104:2
Again, the Bible is proven to be consistent, inerrant and the ultimate beaker containing all knowledge.
Another requirement of science is that it be self-correcting. Of course the Bible needs no correcting as it is perfect, but it can be used to correct secular science when they claim we are descended from monkeys, or that the Earth is not flat, and so on. In effect, this means that whenever science makes a claim that is contrary to scripture, they are actually proving the Bible correct by showing that out of two possible choices, theirs is the one that is wrong.
I don't know about you, but I can't wait till secular scientists finally catch up and see how right we've been this whole time.
Secular scientists are so devoid of common sense that they cannot see what a vast waste of time all their studies, theories and tests are when they could simply skip all that tedium and look up the answers in the Bible.
Therein lies the difference between secular science and Creation Science.
Secular scientists are like school students trying to solve a math problem, and Creation Scientists are like the schoolmaster.
Christians must firmly but gently say to secular scientists "No, that's not the right answer," and wait patiently until they return with results dating the Earth as no more than 6,000 years old.
Ever since Einstein made up a bunch of lies about the speed of light and relatives, secular scientists have been clamoring over each other to come up with what they call "The Grand Unified Theory," some magic theory that will somehow make them understand everything about math and physics.
Well I've got news for the secular scientists: Creation Scientists already have a Grand Unified Theory.
It's called the Holy Bible.
It gives us the answer to all the questions that matter. For instance it's been said that one cannot derive from biology whether or not it is immoral to masturbate, but with the Grand Unified Creation Science Theory, we can conclude that it is.
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? - 1 Corinthians 6:19
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. - Matthew 5:28
When we Grand Unify these verses together we see that we can indeed use the study of biology to determine morality.
Suppose we wanted to know if we could use astronomy to determine if the universe is finite. Secular scientists have spent an eternity arguing about this, but with The Grand Unified Creation Science Theory we can demonstrate we've had the answer for thousands of years!
He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names. - Psalm 147:4
Using the Grand Unified Creation Science Theory, we conduct a scientific and peer-reviewable search of the Bible and discover this:
Who coverest thyself with light as with a garment: who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain: - Psalm 104:2
Again, the Bible is proven to be consistent, inerrant and the ultimate beaker containing all knowledge.
Another requirement of science is that it be self-correcting. Of course the Bible needs no correcting as it is perfect, but it can be used to correct secular science when they claim we are descended from monkeys, or that the Earth is not flat, and so on. In effect, this means that whenever science makes a claim that is contrary to scripture, they are actually proving the Bible correct by showing that out of two possible choices, theirs is the one that is wrong.
I don't know about you, but I can't wait till secular scientists finally catch up and see how right we've been this whole time.