Foreign Languages are Semantically Vacuous, Like the Speech of Dogs

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Of course we all know that non-Americans possess SOME ability to communicate, but so do birds, pigs, and Californians. The point I am making is that they rely mostly on context and volume, not on Webster's, for understanding.

Consider the French, for example. The gurgling noise they make in the back of their throat can be made along a continuum of volume. Softer levels make positive indications, such as "this cheese is good", or "I am drunk". Medium levels express excitement, usually uttered when soliciting consent from a prospective sexual partner who is too large to rape. High levels indicate danger and serve as a warning. Other surrender monkeys who understand French know by this sound to take out their semen stained handkerchiefs and wave them, or any other white, flag-like implement present to hand.

It is really just a New Age idea that came about in the sixties that animals and foreigners are able to communicate through symbols. People who believe this are more likely to have sex with animals and foreigners as well.

Deuteronomy 7:3-4
3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Foreign Languages are Semantically Vacuous, Like the Speech of Dogs

...It is really just a New Age idea that came about in the sixties that animals and foreigners are able to communicate through symbols...

Totally ridiculous, eh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Foreign Languages are Semantically Vacuous, Like the Speech of Dogs

You know God actually is on record for killing people over their accent. Better pay attention, godless foreigners!

Judges
12:5 And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay;
12:6 Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.

[steva]

Re: Foreign Languages are Semantically Vacuous, Like the Speech of Dogs

You know God actually is on record for killing people over their accent. Better pay attention, godless foreigners!

As usual, Pastor Ezekiel you make an excellent point, and you make me thankful for being a true Christian. I am also glad that I have no addictions.