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    Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

    Here is one blatantly stealing a bag or Doritos from a store.



    This Seagull brazenly enters a home and steals food that does not belong to him. I think it was a chicken leg.



    This darkie one takes what is not his from a poor unsuspecting soul.




    This man loses his chocolate covered doughnut to one mid-bite!





    Here a gang of them his trying to savagely rape a man on the beach




    Here is one caught in the act of trying to steal an I-Pad right out of a back pack!



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    Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

    I wonder if negros learned how to steal by watching seagulls. It's not the kind of thing they coud have figured out how to do on their own.
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      Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

      They are apparently delicious.
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        Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

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        • #5
          Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
          I wonder if negros learned how to steal by watching seagulls. It's not the kind of thing they coud have figured out how to do on their own.
          "Monkey see, monkey do!"

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          • #6
            Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

            And they defecate in the street

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            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

              They are also cannibals...
              Genesis 7:5
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              John 8:32
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              • #8
                Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                And they defecate in the street

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                Seagulls or negroes? (Sorry if it sounds like a silly question, I don't live near any negroes so I wouldn't know.)
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                • #9
                  Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

                  I thought crows were more like black people.











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                  • #10
                    Re: Seagulls - The Negro of Birds?

                    I Hate black seagulls and stone them whenever I see one. I don't care how many times they beg Nevermore

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